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Tony Orlando and Dawn, "Knock Three Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my darling, knock three times.
On the ceiling if you want Skis.
Twice on the pipe, if the answer is no.
Oh my sweetness, means you'll meet me in the hallway.
Twice on the pipe means it ain't gonna snow.
Original Lyrics:
Oh my darling, knock three times.
On the ceiling if you want me.
Twice on the pipe, if the answer is no.
Oh my sweetness, means you'll meet me in the hallway.
Twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show.

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