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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> E -> Ebony & Ivory
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ebony & Ivory that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder's, "Ebony & Ivory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ebony & Ivory
Go together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my pillow
Armadillo why don't we?
Go together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my pillow
Armadillo why don't we?
Original Lyrics:
Ebony & ivory
Go together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard
Oh Lord, why don't we?
Go together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard
Oh Lord, why don't we?
Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder's, "Ebony & Ivory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ebony & ivory
Go together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my Ghana keyboard
Oh Lord, why don't we?
or
Side by side on my guano keyboard
Oh Lord, why don't we?
or
Side by side on my candle keyboard
Oh Lord, why don't we?
or
Side by side on my kind of keyboard
Oh Lord, why don't we?
or
Side by side on my can of keyboard
Oh Lord, why don't we?
Go together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my Ghana keyboard
Oh Lord, why don't we?
or
Side by side on my guano keyboard
Oh Lord, why don't we?
or
Side by side on my candle keyboard
Oh Lord, why don't we?
or
Side by side on my kind of keyboard
Oh Lord, why don't we?
or
Side by side on my can of keyboard
Oh Lord, why don't we?
Original Lyrics:
Ebony & ivory
Go together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard
Oh Lord, why don't we?
Go together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard
Oh Lord, why don't we?
Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder's, "Ebony & Ivory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ever need a library?
Original Lyrics:
Ebony & ivory
Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder's, "Ebony & Ivory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holloway and Highbury
Go together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard
Go together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard
Original Lyrics:
Ebony & ivory
Go together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard
Go together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard
Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder's, "Ebony & Ivory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rolo, why don't we
Original Lyrics:
Oh Lord, why don't we?
Paul McCartney And Michael Jackson's, "Ebony & Ivory"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all know
Black people are the same where ever we go.
Black people are the same where ever we go.
Original Lyrics:
We all know
That people are the same wherever you go.
That people are the same wherever you go.
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