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Elton John's, "Bennie & The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie's bottom is so wet!
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Elton John's, "Bennie & The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie's got the s***s.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Elton John's, "Bennie & The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
B-b-b-bang him in the chest.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
Elton John's, "Bennie & The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
B-b-b-betty in the bed
Original Lyrics:
B-b-b-bennie and the Jets
Elton John's, "Bennie & The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bending in the gents
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
Elton John's, "Bennie & The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bennie makes a menace.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie makes them ageless.
Elton John's, "Bennie & The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
P-P-P-Put your fanny on the desk
She's got electric boobs, her maw has too.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
John Elton's, "Bennie & The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
P-P-P-Put your fanny on the desk
She's got electric boobs, her maw has too.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie & The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
P-P-P-Put your fanny on the desk
She's got electric boots, her maw has too.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie & The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a leper Sue, a Mormon Jew.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie & The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her ma has too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie & The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her maw has too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie & The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots.

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