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Crash Test Dummies', "Afternoons & Coffee Spoons"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had my lunch checked out with X-Rays
I've spared the hospital always
Someday I'll have a disappearing headline.
Original Lyrics:
I've had my lungs checked out with X-Rays
I've smelled the hospital hallways
Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline.

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