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1960s
Procol Harum's, "A Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
One if six teen vestal virgins
Original Lyrics:
One of sixteen vestal virgins
Ray Charles', "Georgia on My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeps bulls*** on my mind
Original Lyrics:
Keeps Georgia on my mind
The Monkees', "Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
But how much, baby, do it really mean?
Original Lyrics:
But how much, baby, do we really need?
 
1970s
America's, "Sister Golden Hair"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain’t ready for the owner
or
I ain’t ready for the odor
or
I ain’t ready for the moment
Original Lyrics:
I ain’t ready for the altar
Andy Gibb's, "(Our Love) Don't Throw It All Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't throw it all away, on love, on love
Don't throw it all away on love
Original Lyrics:
Don't throw it all away, our love, our love
Don't throw it all away, our love
Bread's, "Everything I Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
Consider me a whore
Original Lyrics:
You sheltered me from harm
Neil Sedaka's, "Laughter in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I hear laughter in my range
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I hear laughter in the rain
REO Speedwagon's, "Time for Me to Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I’d make a blast
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I’d make you laugh
Suzi Quatro and Chris Norman's, "Stumblin' In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Foolishly lay in a house on the table
Original Lyrics:
Laying our hearts on the table
The Doobie Brothers', "Listen to the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some are messy, some are clean
Original Lyrics:
Some are happy, some are sad
The Raspberries', "Go All the Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Easy go all the way
Original Lyrics:
Please, go all the way.
Yvonne Elliman's, "Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember times, my love, when we really had it off
Original Lyrics:
I remember times, my love, when we really had it all
 
1980s
Ashford & Simpson's, "Solid"
Misheard Lyrics:
We filled it up
Original Lyrics:
We build it up
Bruce Springsteen's, "Hungry Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's got a humble heart
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got a hungry heart
Expose's, "Come Go with Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cocoa Krispies
Original Lyrics:
Come go with me
Expose's, "Point of No Return"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re kidding me
Original Lyrics:
You’re taking me
Expose's, "Seasons Change"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the change
Original Lyrics:
Seasons change
Jeffrey Osborne's, "On the Wings of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' above the clouds
Original Lyrics:
Up and above the clouds
Jeffrey Osborne's, "Stay with Me Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, stay with me for life
Original Lyrics:
Baby, stay with me tonight
Jeffrey Osborne's, "You Should Be Mine (The Woo Woo Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to fool it with my love
Original Lyrics:
You got to fortify my love
Mr. Mister's, "Kyrie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is where I find myself right here
Original Lyrics:
Is where I find myself again
Olivia Newton-John's, "Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come take my aunt
Original Lyrics:
Come take my hand
REO Speedwagon's, "Can’t Fight This Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, I can’t fight this freedom anymore
Original Lyrics:
Baby, I can’t fight this feeling anymore
REO Speedwagon's, "Keep on Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t want this week
Original Lyrics:
I don’t wanna sleep
Stars On 45's, "More Stars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride a horse, shake your boat
Original Lyrics:
Ride a horse, sail your boat
Stevie Nicks', "Stand Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a weirdo, I can melt.
Original Lyrics:
Like a willow, I can bend
Whitesnake's, "Wings of the Storm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holding on, trying to walk the line
With Sweet Sensation running close behind
Original Lyrics:
Holding on, trying to walk the line
With sweet temptation running close behind
 
1990s
Babybird's, "You're Gorgeous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember that tractor you bought me
You wrote "You're gorgeous" on it
You took me to your rented motor car
And filled me on the bonnet
Original Lyrics:
Remember that tanktop you bought me
You wrote "You're gorgeous" on it
You took me to your rented motor car
And filmed me on the bonnet
Bryan Adams', "All for Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let’s do it All-4-One
Original Lyrics:
Let’s do it all for love
Chesney Hawkes', "The One and Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been a flare in the crowded scene
Original Lyrics:
I've been a player in the crowd scene
Color Me Badd's, "I Wanna Sex You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love until we drop dead
Original Lyrics:
Making love until we drown ... dig!
Jane Child's, "Don’t Wanna Fall in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me mighty good
Original Lyrics:
You make the knife feel good
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Steaing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a tin man who don't wanna pay the rent
Original Lyrics:
When I want somethin', man, I don't wanna pay for it
Michael Jackson's, "In The Closet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, she wants to get it
OR
Oh, she won't forget it
OR
Oh, she won't forgive it
Original Lyrics:
Oh, she wants to give it
Monica's, "Angel of Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I know why they say the best things are real
Original Lyrics:
Now I know why they say the best things are free
Naughty By Nature's, "O.P.P."
Misheard Lyrics:
You're now an O.A.P.
or
You're now an O.P.P.
Original Lyrics:
Ya down with O.P.P.
Paula Abdul's, "The Promise of a New Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Progress
Original Lyrics:
Promise
Super Furry Animals', "Frisbee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Locked in the sully dream
You know I droning in rhinoceros cream
Original Lyrics:
Locked in a sorry dream
You know we’re drowning in designer ice cream
Super Furry Animals', "Something 4 The Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five, six, seven, men are my northern men
Original Lyrics:
Five, six, seven, man, I’m in heaven
Tool's, "Prison Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was so young and passed over
Original Lyrics:
I was so young and vestal then
Vanilla Ice's, "Ice Ice Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ass ass baby
Original Lyrics:
Ice ice baby
 
2000s
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost a Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even if you are wrong
Original Lyrics:
Even if you were broke
Nightwish's, "Romanticide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me why
The horses fly
Original Lyrics:
Tell me why,
No heart to cry
R. Kelly's, "I Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I whisk, I whisk, I whisk
Original Lyrics:
I wish, I wish, I wish
U2's, "Beautiful Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
The traffic is tough
Original Lyrics:
The traffic is stuck
 
2010s
Ava Max's, "Belladonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get you high in my pajamas
Original Lyrics:
Get you high in my cabana
Bruno Mars', "Versace on the Floor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh I love that dress
But you don’t fit in it anymore
Original Lyrics:
Oooh I love that dress
But you won't need it anymore
Future's, "Mask Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mad skunk, f***ing mascot
Original Lyrics:
Mask on, f*** it, mask off
Lil Peep's, "Your Favorite Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that you limed me
Original Lyrics:
I know that you like me
 
country
Kacey Musgraves', "Velvet Elvis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elvis, Elvis, date me
Original Lyrics:
Velvet Elvis, baby

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