Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for November 17, 2022

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1970s
ABBA's, "Thank You for the Music" Misheard Lyrics: What a joy, what a life, what a dare Thank you for the music, the songs I'm singing Thanks for all the joy they're bringing Who can live without it, I ask in all that I see Original Lyrics: What a joy, what a life, what a chance Thank you for the music, the songs I'm singing Thanks for all the joy they're bringing Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty	Commercial's, "Coca-Cola" Misheard Lyrics: I'd like to buy the world a joke Original Lyrics: I'd like to buy the world a Coke
Rufus featuring Chaka Khan's, "Sweet Thing" Misheard Lyrics: You don’t mind Original Lyrics: You’re not mine	Stevie Wonder's, "Sir Duke" Misheard Lyrics: You consider our love, you consider our love light neon Original Lyrics: You can feel it all over, you can feel it all over people

1980s
Billy Joel's, "Allentown" Misheard Lyrics: But our fathers won the Second World War Sung their weekends on the Jersey Shore Original Lyrics: Well our fathers fought the Second World War Spent their weekends on the Jersey Shore	Billy Joel's, "The Longest Time" Misheard Lyrics: And it’s more than a chokehold Original Lyrics: And it’s more than I hoped for
Billy Joel's, "The Longest Time" Misheard Lyrics: And it’s more than an oboe Original Lyrics: And it’s more than I hoped for	Commercial's, "Big Red" Misheard Lyrics: Say you’ll die a little longer Original Lyrics: Say goodbye a little longer
Fleetwood Mac's, "Everywhere" Misheard Lyrics: I wanna pee in your underwear Original Lyrics: I wanna be with you everywhere.	Genesis', "Invisible Touch" Misheard Lyrics: Butt-kicking nothing Original Lyrics: But thinking nothing
Journey's, "Faithfully" Misheard Lyrics: Circus life. I got a big time whoa. Original Lyrics: Circus life under the big-top world	Madonna's, "The Look of Love" Misheard Lyrics: Now all the books I dread Original Lyrics: Now all the books I've read
REO Speedwagon's, "Take It on the Run" Misheard Lyrics: Heard it from another human messing around. Original Lyrics: Heard it from another, you've been messing around.	The Dream Academy's, "Mercy Killing" Misheard Lyrics: Keep the faith in progress Original Lyrics: Keep the faith in protest

1990s
Blondie's, "Maria" Misheard Lyrics: A diva - oh, babe, Maria Original Lyrics: Latina - Ave Maria	CeCe Peniston's, "Finally" Misheard Lyrics: By the leet, it's happened to me Right in front of my face My new lips can decide it. Original Lyrics: Finally, it has happened to me Right in front of my face My feelings can't describe it.
James Taylor's, "Shed a Little Light" Misheard Lyrics: When I open my eyes, I want to take my pills Original Lyrics: When I open my eyes, I want to drink my fill	Madonna's, "Another Suitcase in Another Hall" Misheard Lyrics: So what happens loud... Original Lyrics: So what happens now?
Madonna's, "Bad Girl" Misheard Lyrics: Someone's listening and I don't know why Original Lyrics: Something's missing and I don't know why	Madonna's, "Bedtime Story" Misheard Lyrics: Especially December 5th Original Lyrics: Especially sentences
Madonna's, "Hanky Panky" Misheard Lyrics: Summer girls, they like candy Original Lyrics: Some girls, they like candy	Madonna's, "Oh Father" Misheard Lyrics: To the cheers and the fame Original Lyrics: To the tears and the pain
Madonna's, "One More Chance" Misheard Lyrics: I took your love for granite Original Lyrics: I took your love for granted	Madonna's, "You Must Love Me" Misheard Lyrics: Seven seas disappear Original Lyrics: Certainties disappear
Madonna's, "You'll See" Misheard Lyrics: It will be in mind Original Lyrics: It will be mine	Right Said Fred's, "Those Simple Things" Misheard Lyrics: All I needed was a sturdy glove to make it right Original Lyrics: All I needed was a turtle dove to make it right
Right Said Fred's, "Those Simple Things" Misheard Lyrics: The Phillies saw and loved Original Lyrics: The film we saw and loved	Skin Up's, "A Juicy Red Apple" Misheard Lyrics: Muff juice is sweeter Original Lyrics: My juice is sweeter

2000s
Cast of Between the Lions', "Cliff Hanger" Misheard Lyrics: Clint Eastwood hanging from a cliff Original Lyrics: Cliff Hanger hanging from a cliff	Cast of Between the Lions', "Fun with Chicken Jane" Misheard Lyrics: Look, look, sing, sing Original Lyrics: Look, look, see, see
Cast of Between the Lions', "What's Cooking?" Misheard Lyrics: What's cooking? It's Theo and Cleo Chicken, what's cooking? Original Lyrics: What's Cooking? with Theo and Cleo Check out what's cooking	Christina Aguilera's, "Come On Over Baby (All I Want Is You)" Misheard Lyrics: Don't wanna be a blame to you, baby Original Lyrics: Don't wanna play that game with you, baby
Disturbed's, "Conflict" Misheard Lyrics: I am your Anime! Original Lyrics: I am your Enemy! Your number one hated Enemy!	Madonna's, "American Life" Misheard Lyrics: Will it let me fart? Original Lyrics: Will it get me far?
Madonna's, "Die Another Day" Misheard Lyrics: I got make up, yes and no Original Lyrics: I'm gonna wake up, yes and no	Madonna's, "Don't Tell Me" Misheard Lyrics: Don't tell me to start Original Lyrics: Don't tell me to stop
Madonna's, "Get Together" Misheard Lyrics: There's too much per-fusion Original Lyrics: There's too much confusion	Madonna's, "Hollywood" Misheard Lyrics: Everybody goes to Hollywood Original Lyrics: Everybody comes to Hollywood
Madonna's, "Love Profusion" Misheard Lyrics: You make me fail Original Lyrics: You make me feel	Madonna's, "Sorry" Misheard Lyrics: I've had it all before Original Lyrics: I've heard it all before
Right Said Fred's, "You're My Mate" Misheard Lyrics: Let's go for a treat or Let's go for a dream or Let's go to the street Original Lyrics: Let's go for a drink

country
Keith Urban's, "You'll Think of Me" Misheard Lyrics: And take your hat and leave my sweater Original Lyrics: And take your cap and leave my sweater

misc
Taylor Swift's, "Anti Hero" Misheard Lyrics: A T, Thai Original Lyrics: At teatime	Traditional's, "Baa Baa Black Sheep" Misheard Lyrics: Baa baa, black sheep Hairy, hairy moon Yes sir, yes sir Three bags spoon One for the monster One for the day One for the little boy, at least down du hay. Original Lyrics: Baa baa, black sheep Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir Three bags full One for my master One for the dame And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.

xmas
Eartha Kitt's, "Santa Baby" Misheard Lyrics: I've been an awful good bird Original Lyrics: I've been an awful good girl	Johnny Mathis', "Sleigh Ride" Misheard Lyrics: Outside the snow is falling And friends are calling for Blue's Clues Original Lyrics: Outside the snow is falling And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo!"
Johnny Mathis', "Sleigh Ride" Misheard Lyrics: Outside the snow is falling And friends are calling for YouTube Original Lyrics: Outside the snow is falling And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo!"	The Beach Boys', "Little Saint Nick" Misheard Lyrics: She's giving up for rent Original Lyrics: She's candy apple red
Thurl Ravenscroft's, "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" Misheard Lyrics: You're a fowl one, Mr. Grinch Original Lyrics: You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch	Wham!'s, "Last Christmas" Misheard Lyrics: Well, it's good here, it doesn't surprise me or Well, it's better here, it doesn't surprise me Original Lyrics: Well, it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me
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