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1960s
Led Zeppelin's, "What Is and What Should Never Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
In case you insist, then sail away, leave the day
Way up high in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Catch the wind, see us spin, sail away, leave today
Way up high in the sky.
The Doors', "When the Music's Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance on fires, eat in tents
Original Lyrics:
Dance on fire as it intends
The Righteous Brothers', "You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause it's done, done, done
And I can't hold on
Original Lyrics:
'cause it's gone, gone, gone
And I can't go on
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tired of teasing, I open the window and I gaze into the night
Original Lyrics:
Tired of TV, I open the window and I gaze into the night
ABBA's, "Voulez-Vous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing promised, no revenge
Original Lyrics:
Nothing promised, no regrets
Carole King's, "It's Too Late"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand in bed all morning just to pass the time
Original Lyrics:
Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time
Misheard Lyrics:
What grill is gonna make it?
Original Lyrics:
One thrilling combination
Kenny Rogers', "You Decorated My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Was played, pure and white
Original Lyrics:
Once plain, pure and white
MFSB's, "TSOP (The Sound of Philadelphia)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let’s get along
Original Lyrics:
Let’s get it on
Randy Newman's, "I Love L.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m not your age
Original Lyrics:
I Love L.A.
Samantha Sang's, "Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the words of a broken arm
Original Lyrics:
In the words of a broken heart
Steve Miller Band's, "Jet Airliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
We gon' tear down the lighthouse.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
The O’Jays', "Love Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some Russian
Original Lyrics:
Start a love train
 
1980s
Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band's, "Shame on the Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shame on me
Original Lyrics:
Shame on the moon
Depeche Mode's, "Never Let Me Down Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
We’re flying by
Original Lyrics:
We’re flying high
Elton John's, "I’m Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling like a tune survivor
Original Lyrics:
Feeling like a true survivor
Paul Carrack's, "I Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t need a Rolo
Original Lyrics:
Don’t need a Roller
The Clash's, "Rock the Casbah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fundamental retardation
Original Lyrics:
Fundamentally, he can't take it
The Damned's, "Eloise"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one I want so eat my bread
My bread
Original Lyrics:
You're all I want so hear my prayer
My prayer
UB40's, "Cherry Oh Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chariot, chariot baby
Original Lyrics:
Cherry oh, cherry oh baby
UB40's, "Many Rivers to Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wondering I am lost
Original Lyrics:
Wandering I am lost
UB40's, "Rat in Mi Kitchen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna fix that rap
or
I'm gonna fix that brat
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna fix that rat
UB40's, "Tell Me Is It True"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forgetting my mistakes
Original Lyrics:
Forgiving my mistakes
UB40's, "Tell Me Is It True"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forgetting my mistakes
Original Lyrics:
Forgiving my mistakes
UB40's, "Watchdogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempting when you rise
Original Lyrics:
Tempting with your lies
Wham!'s, "Everything She Wants"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the things we bite
Original Lyrics:
And the things we buy
 
1990s
Aaron Carter's, "Crazy Little Party Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone wants to rob someone
Original Lyrics:
Everyone wants to love someone
Brand New Heavies', "Spend Some Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a picture of you in my head
It kept me warm when you were not dead
Original Lyrics:
I had a picture of you in my head
It kept me warm when you were not there
Limp Bizkit's, "Nookie"
Misheard Lyrics:
She put my tender all in a blender
Original Lyrics:
She put my tender heart in a blender
Meat Loaf's, "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as your dreams are cut in two
As long as your prayers are cut in two
Original Lyrics:
As long as your dreams are coming true
As long as your prayers are coming true
Oasis', "Supersonic"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re Miss Miller
or
You’re Mitch Miller
Original Lyrics:
You make me laugh
Pearl Jam's, "Rearviewmirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got speed
Original Lyrics:
I gather speed
R.E.M.'s, "Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
That’s me with some Bud Light
Original Lyrics:
That’s me in the spotlight
Radiohead's, "Just"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t get my symphony
Original Lyrics:
Don’t get my sympathy
Radiohead's, "Just"
Misheard Lyrics:
Science, science
or
Silence, silence
or
Sign it, sign it
Original Lyrics:
Silent, silent
Radiohead's, "My Iron Lung"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like oxygen
Original Lyrics:
A lack of oxygen
Radiohead's, "Ripcord"
Misheard Lyrics:
No zip code
Original Lyrics:
No ripcord
Misheard Lyrics:
Beneath the naked woman
Original Lyrics:
Beneath the milky twilight
UB40's, "The Train Is Coming"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyday I prank
Original Lyrics:
Everyday I pray
 
2000s
Bruce Springsteen's, "My City of Ruins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got Budweiser
Original Lyrics:
Come on rise up
Cast Of Avenue Q's, "This Internet is for Porn"
Misheard Lyrics:
For boys!
Original Lyrics:
For porn!
Steven D'Angelo and Terry Tompkins', "WordGirl Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, girl!
Original Lyrics:
WordGirl!
 
2010s
Calum Scott's, "Dancing on My Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m right all the year, why can’t you see me?
Original Lyrics:
I’m right over here, why can’t you see me?
 
country
Eli Young Band's, "Even If It Breaks Your Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can hear the ringing of the Peter Paul guitar
Original Lyrics:
I can hear the ringing of a beat up old guitar
Mimi Webb's, "Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't drive twenty-four hours just to mess with your head
Original Lyrics:
I didn't drive two full hours just to mess with your head
 
misc
OneRepublic's, "I Ain't Worried"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeping dreams alive (hey!), 1999, Pete Rose
Original Lyrics:
Keeping dreams alive (hey!), 1999, heroes
 
xmas
Bing Crosby's, "White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m drinking for a white Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
Brenda Lee's, "Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
You will get a gentleman’s feeling when you hear
Original Lyrics:
You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear
Johnny Mathis', "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"
Misheard Lyrics:
And hearts will be growing
Original Lyrics:
And hearts will be glowing
Michael Buble's, "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing to "Deck the Halls"
Original Lyrics:
They're singing "Deck the Halls"

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