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1950s
Jerry Lee Lewis', "Great Balls of Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're fine, so kind,
I'm gonna tell this world
That you're Nine! Nine! Nine! Nine!
Original Lyrics:
You're fine, so kind,
I'm gonna tell this world
That you're Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
 
1960s
5th Dimension's, "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sodomy and understanding,
Gimps in leather suits abounding
Original Lyrics:
Harmony and understanding,
Sympathy and trust abounding
Donovan's, "Season of the Witch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Many songs to sing
Original Lyrics:
Many sights to see
Stevie Wonder's, "Uptight (Everything's Alright)"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's alright my proton cube
Original Lyrics:
But it's alright if my clothes aren't new
Tommy James and the Shondells', "I Think We're Alone Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
There doesn't seem to be anyone allowed
Original Lyrics:
There doesn't seem to be anyone around
Misheard Lyrics:
Monkey monkey
Original Lyrics:
Mony Mony
 
1970s
Bee Gees', "Nights on Broadway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe you know
Original Lyrics:
Blamin’ it all
Bryan Ferry's, "The In Crowd"
Misheard Lyrics:
We wheeze up and down the street
Original Lyrics:
We breeze up and down the street
Cher's, "Dark Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tom Petty
Original Lyrics:
Dark Lady
Chic's, "My Forbidden Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love is for Britain
We keep our love hidden
Original Lyrics:
My love is forbidden
We keep our love hidden
Derek and the Dominos', "Bell Bottom Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
It would be in your home
Original Lyrics:
It would be in your arms
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Livin’ Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s an enemy
Original Lyrics:
It’s a livin’ thing
Misheard Lyrics:
Supper again, Jeff
Original Lyrics:
Suffrogate jet
Peaches And Herb's, "Shake Your Groove Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake with Goofy,
Shake with Goofy
Original Lyrics:
Shake your groove thing.
Stevie Wonder's, "Isn’t She Lovely"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn’t she wobble-ful?
Original Lyrics:
Isn’t she wonderful?
 
1980s
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
You give love a headache
Original Lyrics:
You give love a bad name
Cyndi Lauper's, "She Bop"
Misheard Lyrics:
She died, he died, and we died
Original Lyrics:
She bop, he bop, we bop
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with those lazy beans
OR
Hit me with those lazy beams
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with those laser beams
Karel Fialka's, "Hey Matthew"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daffy Duck, the 18, the 18, I see the 18.
Original Lyrics:
Daffy Duck, the A-Team, the A-Team, I see the A-Team.
Metallica's, "Ride the Lightning"
Misheard Lyrics:
My nigga's gripped with fear.
Original Lyrics:
My fingers gripped with fear
Midnight Star's, "Operator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Operate that, Barney
Original Lyrics:
Operate that body
Motley Crue's, "Girls, Girls, Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red lips, fingered tits
Original Lyrics:
Red lips, fingertips
Oingo Boingo's, "Just Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s just another game
Original Lyrics:
It’s just another day
Talking Heads', "Girlfriend Is Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got Goofy
Original Lyrics:
I got a girlfriend
Yaz's, "Situation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Umlaut
Original Lyrics:
Move out
 
1990s
Andrew Gold's, "Spooky, Scary Skeletons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will make you peekaboo
Original Lyrics:
Will wish you with a boo!
Annie Lennox's, "Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Timmy
Original Lyrics:
Tell me
Baz Luhrmann's, "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe you'll have Trojans, maybe you won't
Original Lyrics:
Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't
Misheard Lyrics:
It will finish like a bubble
Original Lyrics:
It will vanish like a bubble
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where sex and love no longer dare
Original Lyrics:
Where sex and love no longer gel
Green Day's, "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's something unacceptable
Original Lyrics:
It's something unpredictable
Montell Jordan's, "This Is How We Do It"
Misheard Lyrics:
So take out your gat and blow your brains out
Original Lyrics:
So tip up your cup and throw your hands up
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
She soiled the wall, sell the shirt
Original Lyrics:
She's overboard and self-assured.
Pantera's, "Walk"
Misheard Lyrics:
RE-Spect! ROCK!
Original Lyrics:
Re-spect! Walk!
Smash Mouth's, "All Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could use a little food myself
Original Lyrics:
I could use a little fuel myself
Smash Mouth's, "Walkin' on the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you follow them in, we have to write about it
Original Lyrics:
And if you follow there may be a tomorrow
Smash Mouth's, "Walkin' on the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you follow them in, we have to write about it
Original Lyrics:
And if you follow there may be a tomorrow
Spice Girls', "Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
All that you did was wrong
OR
All that you did was weird
(Later)
I know that's true, I guarantee it
Original Lyrics:
All that you did was love
(Later)
And love that's true and guaranteed
Take That's, "Relight My Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't forget to walk on through the night
OR
Stronger now to walk on through the night
Original Lyrics:
Strong enough to walk on through the night
The Charlatans', "One to Another"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love you, I'm a daughter
(Later)
I'm built to rock you and I'm doing the best that I can
(Later)
I'll come, I don't need me no mean vibe
(Later)
Can you please pull out your window
You can blame it on my love
Original Lyrics:
Love I adore you
(Later)
It's good to rock you and I'll do it the best that I can
(Later)
I'll come clean, I don't need no vice
(Later)
Can you please crawl out of your window
You can play with all my love
Us3's, "Cantaloop (Flip Fantasia)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A weird trip to fantasia
Original Lyrics:
Dip trip, flip fantasia
 
2000s
Chris Brown's, "With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I need a bull
I gotta see a bull
Original Lyrics:
I need you boo
I gotta see you boo
Smash Mouth's, "I’m a Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not a grace
Original Lyrics:
Not a trace
 
2010s
Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna's, "This Is What You Came For"
Misheard Lyrics:
We go fast through the game replay
Original Lyrics:
We go fast like the game replay
Foster The People's, "Pumped Up Kicks"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better run, better run, bastard in my bollocks
Original Lyrics:
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
Justin Timberlake's, "Can't Stop the Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
All through my city, all through my heart
Original Lyrics:
All through my city,
All through my home
Taylor Swift's, "Blank Space"
Misheard Lyrics:
In it, money
Rumors lie
Original Lyrics:
Ain't it funny?
Rumors fly
The War on Drugs', "Holding On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hiding in the ceiling
Original Lyrics:
Hiding in the seams
 
misc
Rihanna's, "Lift Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
City sounds
Original Lyrics:
Safe and sound
 
xmas
Mimi Webb's, "24/5"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, someday I won't miss you
Baby, someday I won't hate you
Original Lyrics:
Maybe, someday I won't miss you
Maybe, someday I won't hate you

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