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1950s
Shirley Bassey's, "Fire Down Below"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't believe my ice
Original Lyrics:
Don't believe my eyes
Shirley Bassey's, "The Banana Boat Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ja-il
Original Lyrics:
Day-O
 
1960s
Disney's Mary Poppins', "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad
My father gave me ounce of quick until my eye was bad.
Original Lyrics:
Because I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad
My father gave me nose a tweak and told me I was bad
Elvis Presley's, "A Little Less Conversation"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little less condensation
Original Lyrics:
A little less conversation
Shirley Bassey's, "As Long as He Needs Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know where I must see
Original Lyrics:
I know where I must be
Shirley Bassey's, "With These Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm yours forever than a day
Original Lyrics:
I'm yours forever and a day
 
1970s
Boston's, "Peace of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I want is to have my pizza pie
Original Lyrics:
All I want is to have my peace of mind
Bread's, "Aubrey"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Audrey was her name
Original Lyrics:
And Aubrey was her name
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Have You Ever Seen The Rain?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why the fellow steeds complain
Original Lyrics:
Have you ever seen the rain?
David Gates', "Goodbye Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and sing
Original Lyrics:
Come and stay
David Soul's, "Don't Give Up On Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give up on a stranger
Original Lyrics:
Don't give up on us, baby
Exile's, "Kiss You All Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a supernova
Original Lyrics:
I wanna kiss you all over
Fleetwood Mac's, "Say You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you sandwich around me
Original Lyrics:
And you say that you love me
Genesis', "Spot the Pigeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Cybill Shepherd to boot
Original Lyrics:
A civil servant to boot
John Stewart's, "Gold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drivin' over Kenya
Original Lyrics:
Drivin' over Kanan
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is this the real life, is this just practicing?
Original Lyrics:
Is this the real life, is this just fantasy?
Steely Dan's, "Reelin' In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you rolling in the eaves?
Just throwing away the thyme?
Are you gatherin' up the teas?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years?
Stowin' away the time
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
Stevie Wonder's, "If You Really Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I won't have to be drinking an hour
Original Lyrics:
Then I won't have to be playing around
 
1980s
Glass Tiger's, "Don’t Forget Me (When I’m Gone)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t go get me when I’m gunned
Original Lyrics:
Don’t forget me when I’m gone
Huey Lewis and the News', "Once Upon A Time In New York City"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can anyone stay stubby-eyed
When it’s raining cats and dogs outside
Original Lyrics:
How can anyone stay starry-eyed
When it’s raining cats and dogs outside
Joe Jackson's, "Breaking Us in Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always something breaking up into
Original Lyrics:
Always something breaking us in two
Joe Jackson's, "Breaking Us in Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always something waking up into
Original Lyrics:
Always something breaking us in two
Kenny Loggins', "Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I can let you go
Original Lyrics:
Now I can let you know
Kool & the Gang's, "Joanna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Duran-a
Original Lyrics:
Joanna
Patti Austin and James Ingram's, "Baby Come to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I’m a stink
Original Lyrics:
Baby always stay
REO Speedwagon's, "Can’t Fight This Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re a camel’s innuendo
On a corn dog winner’s night
Original Lyrics:
You’re a candle in the window
On a cold, dark winter’s night
Taylor Dayne's, "I’ll Always Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my ABCs
Original Lyrics:
You are my everything
The Cars', "You Might Think"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I think that you're wild
Inside maybe you're some child
Original Lyrics:
But I think that you're wild
Inside me is some child
The Hooters', "All You Zombies"
Misheard Lyrics:
The pizza's gonna fall on you
Original Lyrics:
The pieces gonna fall on you
 
1990s
Annie Lennox's, "No More ‘I Love You’s’"
Misheard Lyrics:
The language is linguine
Original Lyrics:
The language is leaving me
Genesis', "Hold On My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just hold on to the ceiling
or
Just hold on to that CD
Original Lyrics:
Just hold on to that feeling
Roxette's, "Almost Unreal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come in from the goal
Original Lyrics:
Come in from the cold
Roxette's, "Church of Your Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Step aside
Original Lyrics:
Step inside
Roxette's, "Crash! Boom! Bang!"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still bringing the rules
Original Lyrics:
I'm still breaking the rules
Roxette's, "Fading Like a Flower"
Misheard Lyrics:
With ice cream, there's no reply
Original Lyrics:
When I scream, there's no reply
Roxette's, "Queen of Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dream about this song
Original Lyrics:
Dream about the sun
Roxette's, "Sleeping in My Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been dreaming all night
or
Been drinking all night
Original Lyrics:
Been driving all night
The Bucketheads', "The Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yea towels drying through my mind
Original Lyrics:
Street sounds swirlin' through my mind.
Misheard Lyrics:
Fleetwood Mac
Original Lyrics:
Cleveland Rocks
The Rolling Stones', "Like a Rolling Stone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you?
Original Lyrics:
Didn't you
 
2000s
American Hi-Fi's, "Flavor of the Weak"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is a pregnant little freak
Original Lyrics:
She is the flavor of the weak
Howie Day's, "Collide"
Misheard Lyrics:
July
Original Lyrics:
Collide
Iyaz 's, "Replay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out, got me singing like
Na-na-na-na, every day
It's like my eyeball is stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay
Original Lyrics:
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out, got me singing like​
Na-na-na-na, every day
It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay
Pink's, "Who Knew"
Misheard Lyrics:
My darling, Boo-Boo
Original Lyrics:
My darling, who knew?
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the sounds of my butthole
Original Lyrics:
Reading the signs of my body
The Rolling Stones', "Streets of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're copper bright
Original Lyrics:
You're awful bright
 
2010s
Skrillex's, "Bangarang"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sassa Onabostoeiste,
Sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sassa onabostoeiste, Queen Rowley
Original Lyrics:
Shout to all my lost boys
(Shout-shout-shout-shout-shout-shout)
Shout to all my lost boys, we rowdy
 
christian
DC Talk's, "Luv Is a Verb"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause when I need a word to find, that's where I look
Original Lyrics:
'Cause when I need a word defined, that's where I look
 
country
Conway Twitty's, "You've Never Been This Far Before"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know what I'm sayin'
As my tremblin' fingers touch four little places
Original Lyrics:
I don't know what I'm sayin'
As my tremblin' fingers touch forbidden places
 
misc
Doja Cat's, "Vegas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frog, player; I get it
Original Lyrics:
Fraud, player, ah, get it

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