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1960s
Bobby 'Boris' Pickett's, "Monster Mash"
Misheard Lyrics:
He did the last
Original Lyrics:
He did the mash
The Eligibles', "Gilligan's Island Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not a single yes siree!
Original Lyrics:
not a single luxury
The Guess Who's, "These Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jean size - they're not tight
Original Lyrics:
These eyes are cryin'
 
1970s
David Bowie's, "TVC 15"
Misheard Lyrics:
I give my complete detention
Original Lyrics:
I give my complete attention
Elton John's, "Rocket Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
She packed my bags last night me flight
Original Lyrics:
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Grand Funk Railroad's, "Some Kind of Wonderful"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so kind and wonderful
Original Lyrics:
She's some kind of wonderful
Little River Band's, "Witchery"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's misery
Original Lyrics:
It's witchery
Paul McCartney and Wings', "Band on the Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bear on the run
Original Lyrics:
Band on the Run
The Manhattan Transfer's, "Twilight Zone/Twilight Tone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here in the firelight
Original Lyrics:
Hearing the twilight
The Mash's, "Suicide is Painless"
Misheard Lyrics:
It brings on many jingles
Original Lyrics:
It brings on many changes
Toto's, "Hold the Line"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your time,
I’ll be online all night
Original Lyrics:
Hold the line
Love isn't always on time
 
1980s
ABC's, "The Look of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Casserole
Original Lyrics:
That's the look
Bee Gees', "You Win Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
And look inside your car
Original Lyrics:
And look inside your heart
Heart's, "What About Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lullaby love
Original Lyrics:
What about love?
Laid Back's, "Sunshine Reggae"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shotgun, shotgun lady
Original Lyrics:
Sunshine, Sunshine Reggae
Madonna's, "La Isla Bonita"
Misheard Lyrics:
young girl with eyes on potatoes
Original Lyrics:
A young girl with eyes like the desert
Madonna's, "Who's That Girl?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you're falling at a thief
Original Lyrics:
Now you're falling at your feet
Michael Jackson's, "Thriller"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause this is freedom
Original Lyrics:
'cause this is thriller
Pet Shop Boys', "Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the time
Original Lyrics:
Every time
Pet Shop Boys', "It's a Sin"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's always with a scent of shame
Original Lyrics:
It's always with a sense of shame
Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock's, "It Takes Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick and choose to make a thing go right
Original Lyrics:
It takes two to make a thing go right
Sister Sledge's, "Frankie"
Misheard Lyrics:
But then you met me
Original Lyrics:
But then you left me
Suzanne Vega's, "Luka"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm getting lupus
Original Lyrics:
My name is Luka
Talking Heads', "Burning Down the House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bergen County house
Original Lyrics:
Burning down the house
The Cars', "You’re All I’ve Got Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re “Oh my god!” tonight
Original Lyrics:
You’re All I’ve Got Tonight
The Firm's, "Star Trekkin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scotty, beat me up!
Original Lyrics:
Scotty, beam me up!
U2's, "Desire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Messiah
Original Lyrics:
Desire
Wham!'s, "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
TV Guide
Original Lyrics:
Jitterbug
 
1990s
California Dreams', "California Dreams Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until our dream is gone
Original Lyrics:
Until my dream is done
Commercial's, "Perfection"
Misheard Lyrics:
Popcorn perfection
Original Lyrics:
Pop goes Perfection
Daft Punk's, "Burnin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know Anita
Original Lyrics:
You know you need it
Daft Punk's, "Da Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
The f***, back to the f***, come on
Original Lyrics:
Da funk, back to the punk, come on
Five's, "Keep on Movin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I know things will be alright in the air
Original Lyrics:
But I know things will be alright in the end
George Michael's, "Praying for Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand in hand with elephants
Original Lyrics:
Hand in hand with ignorance
Prince's, "The Most Beautiful Girl in the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Play-Doh, see?
Original Lyrics:
It's plain 2 see
Queen's, "Innuendo"
Misheard Lyrics:
'til the day of time
Original Lyrics:
'til the end of time
Robbie Williams', "She's the One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was hurt, she was mean
Original Lyrics:
I was her, she was me
Spice Girls', "Too Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was blind
Original Lyrics:
Love is blind
Suzanne Vega's, "Tom's Diner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Says the man behind the faggot
Original Lyrics:
Says the man behind the counter
The Beautiful South's, "A Little Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trust into mistress
Original Lyrics:
Trust into mistrust
 
2000s
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club's, "Spread Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave me love like a big fart
On the side once
Original Lyrics:
She gave me love like a big fire
I only saw it once
Daft Punk's, "Robot Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock, grown-up rock
Original Lyrics:
Rock, robot rock
Daft Punk's, "Technologic"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** it, pay it
Original Lyrics:
Plug it, play it
Danielle Howle and the Tantrums', "Sneaky A.M."
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at the dude that's on the grass
Original Lyrics:
Look at the dew that's on the grass
Joanna Pacitti's, "Watch Me Shine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll make it on my own next time
Original Lyrics:
I'll make it on my own this time
Slipknot's, "Get This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give this or die!
Original Lyrics:
Get this or die!
System Of A Down's, "Violent Pornography"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ba ba bisque ga betchoos ga bisque ga bet you didn't know hoo hoo.
Original Lyrics:
It's a non-stop disco
Betcha it's Nabisco, betcha didn't know.
 
2010s
The Weeknd's, "I Feel It Coming"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel the comet, I feel the comedy
Original Lyrics:
I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe
 
misc
Commercial's, "Project Yellow Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your call night for a snack
Original Lyrics:
Your car might get smacked
The Kid LAROI's, "Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can’t believe that you wouldn’t believe me
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe that you would up and leave me

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