Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for August 10, 2022

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
Aretha Franklin's, "Chain of Fools" Misheard Lyrics: J, J, J Original Lyrics: Chain, chain, chain	Pink Floyd's, "Jugband Blues" Misheard Lyrics: And I'm grateful that you threw away my old shoes And brought me here instead dressed in rags! Original Lyrics: And I'm grateful that you threw away my old shoes And brought me here instead dressed in red!
The Beatles', "No Reply" Misheard Lyrics: This happened first before Original Lyrics: This happened once before	The Spencer Davis Group's, "Gimme Some Lovin’" Misheard Lyrics: Gimme southern lovin’ Original Lyrics: Gimme some lovin’

1970s
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" Misheard Lyrics: If you're Heaven zepple Original Lyrics: If you're havin' trouble	Alice Cooper's, "No More Mr Nice Guy" Misheard Lyrics: I've got no friends 'cause they read the papers that can't be seen Original Lyrics: I got no friends 'cause they read the papers They can't be seen with me
Bee Gees', "More Than a Woman" Misheard Lyrics: Four-letter woman Four-letter woman to me Four-letter woman Four-letter woman to me Original Lyrics: More than a woman More than a woman to me More than a woman More than a woman to me	Billy Joel's, "Only the Good Die Young" Misheard Lyrics: Sooner or later it comes to debate Original Lyrics: Sooner or later it comes down to fate
Bobby Vinton's, "My Melody of Love" Misheard Lyrics: Oya, Olga Natchimova Original Lyrics: Moja droga, ja cie kocham.	Elton John's, "The Bitch Is Back" Misheard Lyrics: Oh the bitch is black Original Lyrics: Oh the bitch is back
Seals & Crofts', "Get Closer" Misheard Lyrics: Dolly, if you want me to be Original Lyrics: Darling, if you want me to be	Vicki Lawrence's, "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia" Misheard Lyrics: That's Delilah, Delilah went out in Georgia Original Lyrics: That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia

1980s
Aretha Franklin and George Michael's, "I Knew You Were Waiting (for Me)" Misheard Lyrics: I knew you were reading I knew you were reading for me Original Lyrics: I knew you were waiting I knew you were waiting for me	Genesis', "Tonight Tonight Tonight" Misheard Lyrics: I’m coming down, coming down like a bundt cake. Original Lyrics: I'm coming down, coming down like a monkey.
Lipps, Inc.'s, "Funkytown" Misheard Lyrics: I got a new bra Original Lyrics: I gotta move on	Lipps, Inc.'s, "Funkytown" Misheard Lyrics: Won't you take me to a ghostly town? Original Lyrics: Won't you take me to Funkytown?
Madonna's, "Open Your Heart" Misheard Lyrics: Open your blog to me Original Lyrics: Open your heart to me	Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" Misheard Lyrics: Imma say what's on my mind i'm not gon stop Original Lyrics: Mama-se, mama-sa, mama-coo-sa
Olivia Newton-John's, "Landslide" Misheard Lyrics: Chorus really slow Original Lyrics: Cold winds rarely blow	Prince's, "Sign O' the Times" Misheard Lyrics: Some say a man ain't a man Until a man truly dies Oh why...? Original Lyrics: But some say a man ain't happy Unless a man truly dies Oh why...?
Queen's, "I Want to Break Free" Misheard Lyrics: I want to rape bees. I want to raaaaape bees. I want to rape bees from the hive Oh I've got to rape bees. God knows, God knows I've got to rape bees Original Lyrics: I want to break free. I want to break free. I want to break free from your lies Oh I've got to break free. God knows, God knows I've got to break free	Simple Minds', "Alive and Kicking" Misheard Lyrics: I love you KI Ki! Haha Original Lyrics: Alive and kicking
Talking Heads', "Burning Down The House" Misheard Lyrics: I always gave you my knee arrangement Original Lyrics: All wet, hey you might need a raincoat	The Go-Go’s', "Vacation" Misheard Lyrics: Vacation, all from Willy Wonka Original Lyrics: Vacation, all I ever wanted
The Moody Blues', "Your Wildest Dreams" Misheard Lyrics: Once we meet the stars Original Lyrics: Once beneath the stars

1990s
Hootie & the Blowfish's, "Time" Misheard Lyrics: You left me hiding Original Lyrics: You left me crying	Jon Bon Jovi's, "Blaze of Glory" Misheard Lyrics: I'm going down Original Lyrics: I'm no one's son Call me young gun
Michael Jackson's, "Heal the World" Misheard Lyrics: Turn their swords into Flushing Original Lyrics: Turn their swords into plowshares	Michael Jackson's, "Heal the World" Misheard Lyrics: Turn their swords into plushes Original Lyrics: Turn their swords into plowshares
Money featuring Gwen Stefani's, "South Side" Misheard Lyrics: I watch Pope come over me Original Lyrics: I watch hope come over me	Nine Inch Nails', "Head Like a Hole" Misheard Lyrics: Fall down before the one you serve Original Lyrics: Bow down before the one you serve
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue" Misheard Lyrics: With the dudes of Cher it’s in love with you Original Lyrics: With the birds I’ll share this lonely view	Rod Stewart's, "Faith of the Heart" Misheard Lyrics: I know it's gonna bend or break me Original Lyrics: No one's gonna bend or break me
The Bucketheads', "The Bomb!" Misheard Lyrics: Eat some pudding, my pie-ei-ei Original Lyrics: Street sounds swirling through my mind	The Struts', "Wild Child" Misheard Lyrics: I’m a riled up child Original Lyrics: I’m a wild child

2000s
Cast of 'Chicago''s, "All the Jazz" Misheard Lyrics: Bruise my knees Original Lyrics: Rogue my knees	Empire of the Sun's, "Walking on a Dream" Misheard Lyrics: Is it brand new Two people become one I can feel now Two people become one Original Lyrics: Is it real now When two people become one I can feel it When two people become one
Nine Days', "Absolutely (Story of a Girl)" Misheard Lyrics: I absolutely robbed her when she stole Original Lyrics: I absolutely love her when she smiles

2010s
2 Chainz's, "I'm Different" Misheard Lyrics: Pull up to the scene with my silly missus Original Lyrics: Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing	Capital Cities', "Safe and Sound" Misheard Lyrics: Even in a hurricane of rounds I know that we'll be safe and sound Original Lyrics: Even in a hurricane of frowns I know that we'll be safe and sound
Lindsey Stirling & Elle King's, "The Upside" Misheard Lyrics: I'm on my way To the upside down To the upside down To the upside down To the upside down Original Lyrics: I'm on my way To the upside now To the upside now To the upside now To the upside now	Maren Morris', "The Bones" Misheard Lyrics: When the bones are good, the breasts don't matter Original Lyrics: When the bones are good, the rest don't matter
Post Malone's, "Congratulations" Misheard Lyrics: How can I make sense when I got minions on my mind Original Lyrics: How could I make sense when I got millions on my mind	Post Malone's, "Congratulations" Misheard Lyrics: Nanny always said congratulations Original Lyrics: Now they always say congratulations
Rihanna's, "Pour It Up" Misheard Lyrics: That’s how we follow That’s how we follow That’s how we follow or That’s how we fall out That’s how we fall out That’s how we fall out Original Lyrics: That's how we ball out That's how we ball out That's how we ball out	Taylor Swift's, "I Knew You Were Trouble" Misheard Lyrics: I knew you were traveling; you walked in Original Lyrics: I knew you were trouble when you walked in

christian
Maurette Brown Clark's, "It Ain't Over" Misheard Lyrics: Keep fighting, keep praying, keep fasting. It ain't Oprah, no. Keep pressing, progressing, keep moving. It ain't Oprah, no. Keep reading, interceding, keep believing. It ain't Oprah, no. Original Lyrics: Keep fighting, keep praying, keep fasting. It ain't over, no. Keep pressing, progressing, keep moving. It ain't over, no. Keep reading, interceding, keep believing. It ain't over, no.

country
Faith Hill's, "The Way You Love Me" Misheard Lyrics: Ooh, I love the way you want me Original Lyrics: Ooh, I love the way you love me	Faith Hill's, "This Kiss" Misheard Lyrics: It's a casual bliss or It's a casual blitz Original Lyrics: Its perpetual bliss

misc
Diplo & Miguel's, "Don't Forget My Love" Misheard Lyrics: Tantrums set fires, two dives, we broke, exile Your eyes, inhale the light In the dark, rules break, why pretend? Original Lyrics: Tantrum, set fire, two dice, we roll, excite Your eyes, inhale the love Play in the dark, rules break, why pretend?
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