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1960s
Bobby Vinton's, "Mr. Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi, Mr. Lonely
Original Lyrics:
I'm Mr. Lonely
Misheard Lyrics:
Hannibal Hamlin
Original Lyrics:
Matty told Hatty
Skeeter Davis', "The End of the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do the stars fall above?
Original Lyrics:
Why do the stars glow above?
Zager & Evans', "In the Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They make love.
Original Lyrics:
In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find.
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Knowing Me, Knowing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waking up is never easy, I know
Original Lyrics:
Breaking up is never easy, I know
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Mr Blue Sky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Creeping over, calloused hand is on your shoulder
Original Lyrics:
Creeping over, now his hand is on your shoulder
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Mr Blue Sky"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to pine away for so long (so long)
Original Lyrics:
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Golden Earring's, "Radar Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Greyhound bus
Original Lyrics:
Radar Love
Lieutenant Pigeon's, "Mouldy Old Dough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oreo dough
Original Lyrics:
Mouldy Old Dough
T. Rex's, "Bang a Gong (Get It On)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You dirty cretin, you're my girl
Original Lyrics:
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl.
The Allman Brothers Band's, "Ramblin’ Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord I was born in L.A.
Original Lyrics:
Lord I was born a ramblin’ man
The Guess Who's, "Clap for the Wolfman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me just one kid
Original Lyrics:
Give me just one kiss
Three Dog Night's, "Joy to the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd throw away the cars and the balls and the wall
Original Lyrics:
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the war
War's, "Why Can’t We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can’t we be fans?
Original Lyrics:
Why can’t we be friends?
 
1980s
Depeche Mode's, "Strangelove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stranger
Original Lyrics:
Strangelove
Dexy's Midnight Runners', "Come On Eileen"
Misheard Lyrics:
You in that dress
My thoughts on the press
Original Lyrics:
You in that dress
My thoughts, I confess
Eurythmics', "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your head-on
Original Lyrics:
Keep your head up
Foreigner's, "Urgent"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hershey
Original Lyrics:
Urgent
Great White's, "Once Bitten Twice Shy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rush Limbaugh was shy
Original Lyrics:
once bitten twice shy
Howard Jones', "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
And do you escape like you?
Original Lyrics:
And do you feel scared? I do
Journey's, "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday love will find you
Original Lyrics:
Someday love will find you
Metallica's, "Motorbreath"
Misheard Lyrics:
All time rat! It's how I fake my life!
Original Lyrics:
Motorbreath It's how I live my life!
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna say what I saw one more time
Original Lyrics:
Ma-ma se, ma-ma sa, ma-ma coo sa.
Morrissey's, "Everyday is Like Sunday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judging slowly over white sand
Original Lyrics:
Trudging slowly over wet sand
Scorpions', "Rock You Like a Hurricane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am
Rockin' down to Burger King
Original Lyrics:
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
Sergio Mendes', "Never Gonna Let You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave some then, but now I'm Pigpen
Original Lyrics:
I gave some then, but now I intend
Whitesnake's, "Here I Go Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I may watch Nightline
Original Lyrics:
And I made up my mind
Yello's, "Oh Yeah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a gay time, a really gay time
Original Lyrics:
Such a good time, a really good time
 
1990s
Misheard Lyrics:
So many choked
Original Lyrics:
So many jokes
Nirvana's, "All Apologies"
Misheard Lyrics:
In this song
Original Lyrics:
In the sun
No Doubt's, "Spiderwebs"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I’m sorry
Original Lyrics:
A likely story
TLC's, "No Scrubs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hanging on the passenger’s side of his best friend’s wife
Original Lyrics:
Hanging on the passenger’s side of his best friend’s ride
 
2000s
Britney Spears', "Oops...I Did it Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue's Clues did it again
Original Lyrics:
Oops...I Did It Again
Daughtry's, "Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I run the floor
Original Lyrics:
I’m running from
Fall Out Boy's, "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thanks for the mammaries
Thanks for the mammaries
See, pee tastes like poo, only sweeter.
Original Lyrics:
Thanks for the memories
Thanks for the memories
See, he tastes like you, only sweeter.
Foo Fighters', "Word Forward"
Misheard Lyrics:
Worm, the worm, the worm, the worm
Original Lyrics:
Word for word, for word, forward
Gavin DeGraw's, "I Don’t Want to Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to be a baby
Original Lyrics:
Trying to be lately
Kelly Clarkson's, "A Moment Like This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you bully me?
Original Lyrics:
Would you believe me?
Slipknot's, "People=Shit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bieber is bullshit!
Original Lyrics:
People equal shit!
Spice Girls', "Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We fall into confusion
Original Lyrics:
We fall into the future
The All-American Rejects', "Dirty Little Secret"
Misheard Lyrics:
My early little secret
Original Lyrics:
My dirty little secret
The All-American Rejects', "Move Along"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the log, do the log
Original Lyrics:
Move along, move along
 
2010s
Emma Louise's, "My Head Is a Jungle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Butthead is a jungle
Original Lyrics:
My head is a jungle
Kimiko Glenn's, "Gonna Fit Right In"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard the Pegasi are fruits you hate to be among
Original Lyrics:
I heard the Pegasi are brutes you hate to be among
The 1975's, "Chocolate"
Misheard Lyrics:
We go "Nope-ity no"
Original Lyrics:
We go where nobody knows
 
country
Charlie Rich's, "The Most Beautiful Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke up this moment
Original Lyrics:
I woke up this mornin'
Faith Hill's, "Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel the breeze
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe
 
misc
Camila Cabello & Ed Sheeran's, "Bam Bam"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll see you in Orlando, hey
Original Lyrics:
Y sigue bailando, hey
TV Theme Song's, "Supermarket Sweep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Supermarket Freaks
Original Lyrics:
Supermarket Sweep
Tiesto & Ava Max's, "The Motto"
Misheard Lyrics:
We been up all damn summer spankin' that bread and butter
Original Lyrics:
We been up all damn summer makin' that bread and butter

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