Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for April 13, 2022

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1950s
Cast of 'West Side Story''s, "Tonight (Quintet)" Misheard Lyrics: And for once, stars will stop where they are Original Lyrics: And for us, stars will stop where they are

1960s
The Beatles', "Eleanor Rigby" Misheard Lyrics: Donning his socks Original Lyrics: Darning his socks	The Dovells', "You Can't Sit Down" Misheard Lyrics: You can't sit up Original Lyrics: You can't sit down

1970s
Boston's, "More Than a Feeling" Misheard Lyrics: Till I see Marianne walk away Original Lyrics: Till I see Marian walk away	Cast of 'Jesus Christ Superstar''s, "What's the Buzz?" Misheard Lyrics: What the f***? Tell me what's a-happening Original Lyrics: What's the buzz? Tell me what's a-happening.
Earth, Wind & Fire's, "Can't Hide Love" Misheard Lyrics: Florence found the time to f**k you, yeah And you found the time to listen, yeah, hoe, hoe. Original Lyrics: Life found the time to bug you Can you find the time for blessing?	Elton John and Kiki Dee's, "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" Misheard Lyrics: So don't go smelling my farts, I won't go smelling your farts Original Lyrics: So don't go breaking my heart, I won't go breaking your heart
Ja'net DuBois', "Movin' On Up" Misheard Lyrics: He's so fine in the kitchen or He's so shy in the kitchen Original Lyrics: Fish don't fry in the kitchen	Jackson 5's, "Never Can Say Goodbye" Misheard Lyrics: There's that language, there's that doubt Original Lyrics: There's that anguish, there's that doubt
Jackson 5's, "Never Can Say Goodbye" Misheard Lyrics: There's that sandwich, there's that doubt Original Lyrics: There's that anguish, there's that doubt	Todd Rundgren's, "I Saw the Light" Misheard Lyrics: Then you gave love at me Original Lyrics: Then you gazed up at me
Wilson Pickett's, "Don't Knock My Love - Pt. 1" Misheard Lyrics: I'm the woman that turned you on Original Lyrics: I'm the one that turned you on

1980s
Beach Boys', "Kokomo" Misheard Lyrics: Lamar, tin ink, that Matta rotten stink. Original Lyrics: To Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.	Billy Idol's, "Flesh for Fantasy" Misheard Lyrics: Face to face And bite to bite You'll see and feel My sex uptight Original Lyrics: Face to face And back to back You see and feel My sex attack
Billy Idol's, "Flesh for Fantasy" Misheard Lyrics: Flesh, flesh Flesh or fantasy or Fresh, fresh Fresh lit fantasy Original Lyrics: Flesh, Flesh Flesh for fantasy	Kylie Minogue's, "I Should Be So Lucky" Misheard Lyrics: I could be so mucky in love Original Lyrics: I should be so lucky in love
Madonna's, "Like a Virgin" Misheard Lyrics: Like I'm cursin' Original Lyrics: Like a virgin	Metallica's, "Creeping Death" Misheard Lyrics: I'm fricking dead Original Lyrics: I'm creeping death.
Mike Reno and Ann Wilson's, "Almost Paradise" Misheard Lyrics: I face the nights at home Original Lyrics: I face the nights alone	Mike Reno and Ann Wilson's, "Almost Paradise" Misheard Lyrics: I swear that I could see the heaven in your eyes Original Lyrics: I swear that I could see forever in your eyes
Phil Collins', "Another Day in Paradise" Misheard Lyrics: It's just laundry day for you and me Original Lyrics: It's just another day for you and me	The Human League's, "Don't You Want Me" Misheard Lyrics: Put your lips inside OR Purse your lips and find You think you've changed your mind Original Lyrics: It's much too late to find You think you've changed your mind
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Like a Surgeon" Misheard Lyrics: This page is fading fast Original Lyrics: This patient's fading fast

1990s
Aqua's, "Barbie Girl" Misheard Lyrics: Life ain't plastic, it's fantastic (Later) Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again Original Lyrics: Life in plastic, it's fantastic (Later) Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again	Curtis Stigers', "I Wonder Why" Misheard Lyrics: I'm no angel when I serve this bride Original Lyrics: I'm no angel with my selfish pride
Dawn Penn's, "You Don't Love Me (No, No, No)" Misheard Lyrics: Hey, hey, Dawn, tell the people About the million risks coming your way Original Lyrics: Wake the town and tell the people About the musical disc coming your way	Dionne Farris', "I Know" Misheard Lyrics: I know why you're Jewish Original Lyrics: I know what you're doin'
Shawn Colvin's, "Nothin' on Me" Misheard Lyrics: And I don't take nose Original Lyrics: And I don't take notes	Snap!'s, "Rhythm is a Dancer" Misheard Lyrics: Bigger is a dancer Original Lyrics: Rhythm is a dancer
Spacehog's, "In the Meantime" Misheard Lyrics: Maybe "In the Meantime"-somethin' song? Original Lyrics: Maybe in the meantime, something's sung	Spice Girls', "Say You'll Be There" Misheard Lyrics: Is that Thomas toots, we'll be there Original Lyrics: Is a promise you will be there
Spice Girls', "Too Much" Misheard Lyrics: He's your lover, I need a friend (Later) I'm not myself from around my finger (Later) Yes my dear, you know he sues me Original Lyrics: Easy lover, I need a friend (Later) Unwrap yourself from around my finger (Later) Yes my dear, you know he soothes me	Spice Girls', "Wannabe" Misheard Lyrics: If you wanna be a mother Original Lyrics: If you wanna be my lover
Tom Petty's, "You Don't Know How It Feels" Misheard Lyrics: So let's get to the top Original Lyrics: So let's get to the point	Veruca Salt's, "Volcano Girls" Misheard Lyrics: I steal your thunder then a child is born Original Lyrics: I steal your thunder then I try to bolt
Will Smith's, "Men in Black" Misheard Lyrics: More than you'll remember (Later) So don't fear us, jeer us Original Lyrics: They won't let you remember (Later) So don't fear us, cheer us

2000s
Crush 40's, "Live and Learn" Misheard Lyrics: women learn Original Lyrics: live and learn	D12's, "My Band" Misheard Lyrics: Those chicks don't even know the name of my cat Original Lyrics: Those chicks don't even know the name of my band
Demon Hunter's, "Our Faces Fall Apart" Misheard Lyrics: I made this language with my own hands Original Lyrics: I built this anguish with my own hands	Fuel's, "Falls on Me" Misheard Lyrics: Faults on me Original Lyrics: Falls on me
Lenny Kravitz's, "Lady" Misheard Lyrics: Some this invaded lady Original Lyrics: Sophisticated lady	Lupe Fiasco's, "American Terrorist" Misheard Lyrics: Camouflaged tourists, Bibles and glorious Qurans Original Lyrics: Camouflaged Torahs, Bibles and glorious Qurans
Norah Jones', "Don't Know Why" Misheard Lyrics: But I'll be a Magnavox Original Lyrics: But I'll be a bag of bones	Norah Jones', "Sunrise" Misheard Lyrics: Looks like more than in your eyes Original Lyrics: Looks like morning in your eyes
Spice Girls', "Holler" Misheard Lyrics: I wanna make you hotter Original Lyrics: I wanna make you holler	Train's, "Hey, Soul Sister" Misheard Lyrics: Like I'm cursin', you're Madonna Original Lyrics: Like a virgin, you're Madonna

2010s
Avicii's, "The Nights" Misheard Lyrics: One day your livers will be mine Original Lyrics: One day we’ll leave this world behind	Commercial's, "Ozempic" Misheard Lyrics: Oh, oh, oh, oh sexy Original Lyrics: Oh, oh, oh, Ozempic

country
Shania Twain's, "That Don’t Impress Me Much" Misheard Lyrics: You’re one of those guys that likes a sound machine Original Lyrics: You’re one of those guys that likes to shine his machine

misc
Nat King Cole's, "The Frim Fram Sauce" Misheard Lyrics: I want the frim fram sauce with the Oyster bay, Michelle Pfeiffer on the side Original Lyrics: I want the frim fram sauce with the ausen fay With shifafa on the side.
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