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1960s
Lesley Gore's, "It's My Party"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nobody and I'll fly if I want to
Original Lyrics:
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Lesley Gore's, "You Don't Own Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't hold me
Original Lyrics:
You don't own me
The Beach Boys', "Surfin' USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where out she sent us to
A bushy bushy bun hairdo
Original Lyrics:
Huarachi sandals too
Bushy bushy blonde hairdos
 
1970s
Elton John's, "Island Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
High-end girl
Original Lyrics:
Island Girl
England Dan and John Ford Coley's, "I'd Really Love to See You Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't ask for moccasins
Original Lyrics:
I won't ask for promises
Frankie Valli's, "My Eyes Adored You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isadora!
Original Lyrics:
My eyes adored you.
Jackson 5's, "I'll Be There"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be there to park for you
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there to comfort you
Jackson 5's, "I'll Be There"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be there with a love that's wrong
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there with a love that's strong
Jim Ellis', "WKRP In Cincinnati (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatcha gonna have
Give it to the boys in a pocket ball bet uh-huh
I said goodnight bartender
I'd better head out
I said I wouldn't do it if you
Poured another beer uh huh.
Original Lyrics:
Went to the bartender, whatcha gotta have.
Still little more bit of alcohol in uh huh
I said good bartender I had better an head'a (head out)
I said I would do it, and I could, then I did uh huh
John Paul Young's, "Love Is in the Air"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rubbish in the air
Original Lyrics:
Love is in the air
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Sweet Home Alabama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope Rihanna will remember
Original Lyrics:
I hope Neil Young will remember
Marvin Gaye's, "Let's Get It On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been really a crybaby
Original Lyrics:
I've been really tryin', baby
McFadden and Whitehead's, "Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're on the news
Original Lyrics:
We're on the move
Steely Dan's, "Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peg, you’re sure to fall!
Original Lyrics:
Then, the shutter falls.
The Who's, "Baba O'Riley"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only pH wasteland
Original Lyrics:
It's only teenage wasteland
The Who's, "Who are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's on it?
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
The Who's, "Won't Get Fooled Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
We won't get tuned again
Original Lyrics:
We won't get fooled again
Warren Zevon's, "Werewolves of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marriott of London
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
War's, "Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends know Rolonda
Original Lyrics:
All my friends know the low rider
 
1980s
Air Supply's, "Sweet Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the time when you need a drink
Original Lyrics:
This is the time when you need a friend
Atlantic Starr's, "Secret Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
We shouldn't be in Paris
Original Lyrics:
We shouldn't be together
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna try for a knockout girl
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
Christopher Cross', "Never Be the Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I will never be the same without Rolos
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I will never be the same without your love
Christopher Cross', "Say You'll Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send valentines
Original Lyrics:
Say you'll be mine
Klymaxx's, "I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll kiss you
Original Lyrics:
I miss you
Midnight Star's, "Operator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alpharetta
or
Operetta
Original Lyrics:
Operator
Tears for Fears', "Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shark, shark, ready or not
Original Lyrics:
Shout, shout, let it all out
 
1990s
Alanis Morissette's, "Thank U"
Misheard Lyrics:
How Bout Meena Blaming You For Everything
Original Lyrics:
How 'bout me not blaming you for everything
Bonnie Tyler's, "Holding Out for a Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's gotta be dressed for the fight
Original Lyrics:
He's gotta be fresh from the fight
Bush's, "Swallowed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scroll 'em
Original Lyrics:
Swallowed
Cher's, "Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really don't think you're stroganoff, no
Original Lyrics:
I really don't think you're strong enough, no
Green Day's, "When I Come Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard you trying out
Original Lyrics:
I heard you crying loud
K-Ci and JoJo's, "Tell Me It's Real"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me that it's you
Original Lyrics:
Tell me that it's real
Luniz's, "I Got 5 On It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Avoiding all the big
Original Lyrics:
Avoiding all the thick
Richard Marx's, "Now and Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now in Paramus, I will be your man
Original Lyrics:
Now and forever, I will be your man
Smash Mouth's, "Can't Get Enough of You, Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get enough of your danger
Original Lyrics:
I can't get enough of you, baby
The Cure's, "Pictures of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been looking solo for my pictures of you
Original Lyrics:
I've been looking so long for my pictures of you
The Wallflowers', "One Headlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can drive it all
With one headline
Original Lyrics:
We can drive it home
With one headlight
 
2000s
'N Sync's, "Bye Bye Bye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, you're more than rent for two
Original Lyrics:
Girl, you're more than welcome to
Circa Survive's, "Always Getting What You Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
Starry-eyed show, new old Babylon
Original Lyrics:
Story had shown you all felt alone
Coldplay's, "Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause you were all mellow
Original Lyrics:
'cause you were all yellow
Justin Timberlake's, "I'm Lovin' It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that you wanna get dark
Original Lyrics:
I know that you wanna get down
K-Ci and JoJo's, "Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thinking about you, Betty
Original Lyrics:
Thinking about you, baby
Nelly Furtado's, "I'm Like a Bird"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a turd
Original Lyrics:
I'm like a bird
Nelly's, "Grillz"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna see your grill
You want to see my butt?
Original Lyrics:
I wanna see your grill
You want to see my what?
Sheryl Crow's, "Soak Up The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got no one to blame Everytime I feel lay my burden down
Original Lyrics:
I've got no one to blame For every time I feel lame I'm looking up
Three Days Grace's, "Never Too Late"
Misheard Lyrics:
The life we had won't beat us again
Original Lyrics:
The life we had won't be ours again
 
2010s
Drake's, "Know Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was running through the six with my wolf
Original Lyrics:
I was running through the six with my woes
Katy Perry's, "Chained to the Rhythm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you lonely up here in Zootopia?
Original Lyrics:
Are you lonely up there in utopia
 
christian
DC Talk's, "Jesus Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm an easy street?
Original Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus Freak?

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