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1960s
Aretha Franklin's, "Spanish Harlem"
Misheard Lyrics:
A rose and a lack in Spanish Harlem
Original Lyrics:
A red rose up in Spanish Harlem
Pink Floyd's, "See Emily Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three games for May
Original Lyrics:
Free games for May
The Beatles', "Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby Madonna
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna
 
1970s
Don McLean's, "American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a lonely teenage rockin' butt
Original Lyrics:
I was a lonely teenage rockin' buck
Dwight Twilley Band's, "I’m on Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got your chokehold on the table
Original Lyrics:
Got your joker on the table
Gary Lewis & the Playboys', "This Diamond Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby was to be
Original Lyrics:
My baby was to me
Johnny Nash's, "I Can See Clearly Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see Kerry and Lorraine have gone
Original Lyrics:
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone
Kraftwerk's, "Showroom Dummies"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're being washed
Original Lyrics:
We're being watched
Kraftwerk's, "Trans-Europe Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honeymoon on Champs-Elysees
Original Lyrics:
Rendezvous on Champs-Elysees
Spinners', "I’ll Be Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m in there
Original Lyrics:
I’ll be there
Sweet's, "Blockbuster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now hear out the lord
Original Lyrics:
Than he ever thought
The Partridge Family's, "I Woke Up in Love This Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
With with with with you on my mind
Original Lyrics:
Went to sleep with you on my mind
Van Morrison's, "Jackie Wilson Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahm in heavy one
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Heaven.
 
1980s
Camouflage's, "The Great Commandment"
Misheard Lyrics:
Breathe the readings
Original Lyrics:
Read the readings
Deborah Harry's, "I Want That Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna dance with Kennedy
(Later)
What I really want I just can't find
Original Lyrics:
I wanna dance with Harry Dean
(Later)
What I really want I just can't hide
Eddy Grant's, "I Don't Wanna Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna dance,
Dance with you gay boy no more
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna dance,
Dance with you baby no more
Jody Watley's, "Looking for a New Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m looking for moolah
Original Lyrics:
I’m looking for a new love
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a festival
Original Lyrics:
You're a vegetable
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the best of all
Original Lyrics:
You're a vegetable
Steve Winwood's, "Roll With It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welb with it baby!
Original Lyrics:
Roll with it, baby.
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Straightenin' their curls,
Flappin' their gills,
Original Lyrics:
Straight'nin' the curve
Flat'nin' the hills
Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will.
 
1990s
Better Than Ezra's, "Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
S***ting around the house
Original Lyrics:
Sitting around the house
Blink 182's, "What's My Age Again?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why wear a Jewish star on me?
Original Lyrics:
Why did you wish that on me
Blur's, "Coffee and TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chainsaw practically flawed?
(Later)
Sociability is odd enough for me
OR
So what you cannot see is odd enough for me
Original Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chain store practically floored?
(Later)
Sociability is hard enough for me
Bryan Adams', "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would die for you
Original Lyrics:
Walk the wire for you
Crush's, "Jellyhead"
Misheard Lyrics:
So what if your jeans are torn
They’ve been torn since Crocs were cool
Original Lyrics:
So what if your jeans are torn
They’ve been torn since Bros were cool
Dannii Minogue's, "All I Wanna Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some nights I donate a friend
Original Lyrics:
Some nights I don't need a friend
Faith No More's, "Epic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit so groovy
Original Lyrics:
It's so groovy
Gabrielle's, "Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreams in the room
Original Lyrics:
Dreams can come true
Gabrielle's, "Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you gotta heaven
Original Lyrics:
You know you got to have hope
Jane Child's, "Don't Wanna Fall In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know what your cat is doing?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know what your kiss is doing?
R. Kelly's, "When a Woman's Fed Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I had to dial up
Original Lyrics:
And if I had a dollar
 
2000s
Beyonce featuring Jay-Z's, "Crazy in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call your name, too
Original Lyrics:
Call your name two
Cast of 'Wario Ware Touched''s, "Rock The Mike"
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is Mike and I'm living in a video game
Original Lyrics:
My name is Mike
Come on let's robo-karaoke.
Dido's, "White Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love and Galway
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love and always
Evanescence's, "Bring Me to Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink it up inside
Original Lyrics:
Wake me up inside
Evanescence's, "Going Under"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dieted again
Original Lyrics:
I'm dying again
Evanescence's, "My Immortal"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you still get over me
Original Lyrics:
But you still have all of me
Gabrielle's, "When a Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
My friends already calling, heading for a party
(Later)
Herman's gonna be there
OR
Her man's gonna be there
OR
Her name's gonna be there
(Later)
Hands are making our way, we pull up to a red light
Original Lyrics:
My friends already calling, ready for a party
(Later)
Heard he's gonna be there
(Later)
As we're making our way, we pull up to a red light
Jamie T's, "Sticks 'n' Stones"
Misheard Lyrics:
No time for Bieber and I haven't got time for you either
Original Lyrics:
No time for fever and I haven't got time for you either
Justin Timberlake's, "Rock Your Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't wait to have you on my balls
Original Lyrics:
I can't wait to have you in my arms
Nickelback's, "Something in Your Mouth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Any body of a hotty; well you outta know
Original Lyrics:
Ain't it funny how the honey wanted you all along
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I'm prophet
Original Lyrics:
'cause I'm broken
Three Days Grace's, "Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know that you don't dare
Original Lyrics:
And I know that you don't care
Three Days Grace's, "I Hate Everything About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
5...8...elevator about you
Original Lyrics:
I...hate...everything about you
Three Days Grace's, "Never Too Late"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even if on set
or
Even if upset
Original Lyrics:
Even if I say
 
2010s
Ariana Grande's, "Thank U, Next"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrote some songs about reggae
Original Lyrics:
Wrote some songs about Ricky
Commercial's, "Smile Direct Club"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smile, director!
Original Lyrics:
Smile Direct Club
Sam Smith's, "One Last Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's one love song for you
Original Lyrics:
Here's one last song for you
 
xmas
Leona Lewis', "One More Sleep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find more nights
Original Lyrics:
Five more nights

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