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1950s
Disney's Cinderella's, "Bibbity-Bobbity-Boo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put 'em together and what have you got, B*llocks to f*cking you
Original Lyrics:
Put 'em together and what have you got, bippity-boppity-boo
 
1960s
Commercial's, "Virginia Slims"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've come the wrong way, baby
Original Lyrics:
You've come a long way, baby
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel funny, but I don't know why.
Excuse me, while I kiss this guy.
Original Lyrics:
I feel funny, but I don't know why.
Excuse me, while I kiss the sky.
The Ronettes', "Be My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be mine, be Greg Brady
Original Lyrics:
Be my, be my baby
 
1970s
Joni Mitchell's, "Help Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me, I think I'm pollen
or
Help me, I think I've fallen
or
Help me, I think I'm foreign
Original Lyrics:
Help me, I think I'm falling
Minnie Riperton's, "Lovin' You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovin' poo is more than just a dream come true
And everything that I do is out of lovin' poo
Original Lyrics:
Lovin' you is more than just a dream come true
And everything that I do is out of lovin' you
Steve Miller Band's, "Jet Airliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' jam at the lighthouse
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
The Three Degrees', "My Simple Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bicycle parts
Original Lyrics:
My simple heart
The Who's, "Baba O'Riley"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields I fight for my meals
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields I farm for my meals
 
1980s
George Michael's, "Father Figure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will be your region teacher
Original Lyrics:
I will be your preacher, teacher
Kenny Rogers', "Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a night in shiny harbor
Original Lyrics:
I'm your knight in shiny armor
Kenny Rogers', "Through the Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
You turned my love around
Original Lyrics:
You turned my life around
Pet Shop Boys feat. Dusty Springfield's, "What Have I Done to Deserve This?"
Misheard Lyrics:
What have I done to the surface
Original Lyrics:
What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this?
Pet Shop Boys feat. Dusty Springfield's, "What Have I Done to Deserve This?"
Misheard Lyrics:
What have I, what have I, what have I done to the surface
Original Lyrics:
What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this?
 
1990s
All Saints', "Never Ever"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need peace
Original Lyrics:
I feel peace.
All Saints', "Never Ever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a shower, I'm in the sky
Original Lyrics:
I take a shower, I will discover.
Amy Grant's, "Every Heartbeat"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have suffered but I'm no fool
Original Lyrics:
I'm simple but I'm no fool
Beverley Craven's, "Holding On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is this life?
Original Lyrics:
Is this love?
Blur's, "Chemical World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Although she got herself Rosie cheeks
Original Lyrics:
Although she got herself rosy cheeks
Blur's, "Coffee+TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
Practically flood
Original Lyrics:
Practically floored
Blur's, "End of a Century"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good morning E.D.
Original Lyrics:
Good morning TV
Blur's, "Popscene"
Misheard Lyrics:
An invitation comes naturally
Original Lyrics:
And imitation comes naturally
Michael Bolton's, "Time Love and Tenderness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing hears a broken heart like time, love and tenderness
Original Lyrics:
Nothing heals a broken heart like time, love and tenderness
Primal Scream's, "Loaded"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got all the loser love
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna lose your love
Sarah McLachlan's, "Possession"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sold it to my guy
Original Lyrics:
And solitude my guide
Savage Garden's, "I Want You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I'd dine to find out
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I'd die to find out
Silverchair's, "Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's twelve o'clock and its uffel duffel day.
Original Lyrics:
It's twelve o'clock and it's a wonderful day
Snow's, "Informer"
Misheard Lyrics:
A licky boom boom down
Original Lyrics:
A licky boom boom dem
Swing Out Sister's, "Breakout"
Misheard Lyrics:
bacon
Original Lyrics:
break to
Swing Out Sister's, "Breakout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your bacon
Original Lyrics:
break to
 
2000s
Blur's, "Music Is My Radar"
Misheard Lyrics:
You really got me seeing through
Original Lyrics:
You really got me seeing you
Blur's, "Out of Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me I'm not screaming
Original Lyrics:
Tell me I'm not dreaming
Daft Punk's, "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger"
Misheard Lyrics:
More than, ever, hour, after
Our work is never over
Original Lyrics:
More than, ever, hour, after, hour, work is never over
Dannii Minogue's, "Who Do You Love Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fighting to eat, fighting to eat
Original Lyrics:
Fighting to breathe, fighting to breathe
Daughtry's, "Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm running for
or
I'm running home
Original Lyrics:
I'm running from
Girls Aloud's, "The Promise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am, walking Pringles Wondering when I'm gonna see you again
Original Lyrics:
Here I am, walking Primrose Wondering when I'm gonna see you again
Hilary Duff's, "Come Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I come in clean
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming clean
Jennifer Love Hewitt's, "BareNaked"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm LBJ
Original Lyrics:
I'm getting jaded
Linkin Park's, "Crawling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fear inside my balls
Original Lyrics:
Fear is how I fall
Sabaton's, "Panzer Battalion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Death in the shape of a handsome Italian
Original Lyrics:
Death in the shape of a panzer battalion
Script's, "Breakeven"
Misheard Lyrics:
What am I supposed to say when I'm all f**ked up and you're okay?
Original Lyrics:
What am I supposed to say when I'm all choked up and you're okay?
 
2010s
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** is on me?
Original Lyrics:
focus on me
Lady Gaga's, "Born This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Subway kid, rejoice your truth
Original Lyrics:
So we can rejoice your truth
Mark Knopfler's, "Silver Eagle"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Silver Eagle bezel
Half a mile from where she lay
Original Lyrics:
And the Silver Eagle passing
Half a mile from where she lay
Script's, "Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause when I'm sitting in the bar all the others with umbrellas always pass me by
Original Lyrics:
'Cause when I'm sitting in the bar all the lovers with umbrellas always pass me by
Tyler Farr's, "A Guy Walks into a Bar"
Misheard Lyrics:
A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink
Sees a gherkin that catches his eye
Original Lyrics:
A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink
Sees a girl that catches his eye
 
country
Sweethearts of the Rodeo's, "I Can't Resist"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on your new great lane
Original Lyrics:
I'm on your new wave length
Sweethearts of the Rodeo's, "I Can't Resist"
Misheard Lyrics:
You brought me outside at last
Original Lyrics:
In from the outside at last
 
misc
Commercial's, "Folgers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't that camera up high?
Original Lyrics:
Aim that camera up high
Commercial's, "Gordmans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something unaccepted
Original Lyrics:
Something unexpected

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