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1960s
Procol Harum's, "Whiter Shade of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skip a line and angle.
Original Lyrics:
We skipped the light fandango.
The Beatles', "Here Comes the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's sunlight
Original Lyrics:
It's alright
The Kinks', "Tired of Waiting for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tired of waiting for Blue’s Clues
Original Lyrics:
Tired of waiting for you
 
1970s
Eddie Money's, "Baby Hold On"
Misheard Lyrics:
The future is lost at sea
Original Lyrics:
The future is ours to see
Elton John's, "Honky Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
funky jack
Original Lyrics:
Honky Cat
Foghat's, "Fool for the City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Imma poop on the city
Original Lyrics:
I’m a fool for the city
Gordon Lightfoot's, "Sundown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I think it’s a sin
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I think it’s a shame
John Denver's, "Sunshine on My Shoulders"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if I had a summer fling
Original Lyrics:
But if I had a song to sing
John Denver's, "Take Me Home, Country Roads"
Misheard Lyrics:
No tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
Mountain mama
John Travolta's, "Let Her In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a letter in my life
Original Lyrics:
Gonna let her in my life
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he’s trying to stay away from heaven
Original Lyrics:
And he’s buying a stairway to heaven
The O’Jays', "Love Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toy hens
or
Join hens
Original Lyrics:
Join hands
Three Dog Night's, "An Old Fashioned Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is the sound of summer
Original Lyrics:
Is the sound of someone
 
1980s
Big Country's, "In a Big Country"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not expecting to go far into the desert
Original Lyrics:
I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert
Big Country's, "In a Big Country"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a big country, dreams stay with you
Like a lover's voice across the mountain side
Original Lyrics:
In a big country, dreams stay with you
Like a lover's voice fires the mountain side
Misheard Lyrics:
Against the way
Original Lyrics:
Against the wind
Commercial's, "Wendy's - The Best Burgers"
Misheard Lyrics:
The best boogers in the business
or
The best burgers ain't your business
Original Lyrics:
The best burgers in the business
Def Leppard's, "Rock of Ages"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love rocky road
Original Lyrics:
I love rock 'n' roll
Kenny Loggins', "I’m Free (Heaven Helps the Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Ice cream!)
Original Lyrics:
(I’m free!)
Kenny Loggins', "I’m Free (Heaven Helps the Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Ice scream!)
or
(I scream!)
Original Lyrics:
(I’m free!)
Peter Gabriel's, "In Your Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A driver in my car
Original Lyrics:
I drive off in my car
The Christians', "Forgotten Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hairy women are on my mind
Original Lyrics:
Hear your words echoing around my mind
Thomas Dolby's, "Flying North"
Misheard Lyrics:
N***ers teeming in the chilly air...
Original Lyrics:
Lincoln steaming in the chilly air...
 
1990s
Color Me Badd's, "I Wanna Sex You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please be my white sugar
Original Lyrics:
Please be my wife, sugar
Gloria Estefan's, "Remember Me with Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember me with love maybe
Original Lyrics:
Remember me with love baby
Lenny Kravitz's, "It Ain't Over 'Til It's Over "
Misheard Lyrics:
All my doubt and fears, can't help but wonder, yeah, if I'd always, always be in love
Original Lyrics:
All my doubt and fears have kept me wondering, yeah, if I'd always, always be in love
Notorious B.I.G. 's, "Mo Money Mo Problems"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't play around, it's a bit late now
(Later)
No home, no wand, they want from me
(Later)
Step on stage, it's just ooh too much
Original Lyrics:
We don't play around, it's a bet, lay it down
(Later)
I don't know what they want from me
(Later)
Step on stage, the girls boo too much
Pearl Jam's, "Daughter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alone, listen
Original Lyrics:
Alone, listless
Pretenders', "Back on the Chain Gang"
Misheard Lyrics:
Battle of the chain gang
Original Lyrics:
Back on the chain gang
Queen's, "I'm Going Slightly Mad"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be an artist, you haven't got a clue
Original Lyrics:
To be honest, you haven't got a clue
Radiohead's, "Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
It goes around
Original Lyrics:
It wears her out
Sister Hazel's, "All for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
We’re so gay
Original Lyrics:
Words can say
Skid Row's, "Monkey Business"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo lady with a woman in a pouch
Monkey business skipping on the track
Original Lyrics:
Kangaroo lady with her bourbon in a pouch
Monkey business slipping on the track
The Wallflowers', "One Headlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and citronella
Original Lyrics:
Me and Cinderella
Wamdue Project's, "King of My Castle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Must be the reason why I pee in my pretzels.
Original Lyrics:
Must be the reason why I'm freeing my trapped soul.
 
2000s
3 Doors Down's, "Be Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I can be like Beck
Original Lyrics:
If I can be like that
Nelly's, "Country Grammar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baggage
Original Lyrics:
Hot s***
Pete Seeger's, "Pepsi-Cola"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tastes like vinegar, looks like pink
Original Lyrics:
Tastes like vinegar, looks like ink
Robbie Williams', "Rock DJ"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be sleezy,
Baby just tease me. I've got no family plans.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be sleasy.
But I want you to please me, I'm an effeminate man.
Misheard Lyrics:
Leotards coming through to soothe me.
Original Lyrics:
The guitars come in through to soothe me.
Underoath's, "A Moment Suspended in Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please go w**k me off
Original Lyrics:
Please don't wake me up
 
2010s
Britney Spears', "Till the World Ends"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lisp kicked in got your tongue tied in knots I see
Original Lyrics:
This kitten got your tongue tied in knots I see
DNCE's, "Cake by the Ocean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cape by the ocean
Original Lyrics:
cake by the ocean
Hailee Steinfeld's, "Let Me Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you're always through
Original Lyrics:
But you always do
Imagine Dragons', "Radioactive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rejecting out on the prison balls
Original Lyrics:
Then checking out on the prison bus
John Grant's, "GMF"
Misheard Lyrics:
I play the under-dark-horse
Original Lyrics:
I play the underdog, of course
Sam Smith's, "Stay with Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Barney, stay with me
or
But Barney, sing with me
Original Lyrics:
But darling, stay with me
Twenty One Pilots', "Heathens"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends are healing; take it slow
Original Lyrics:
All my friends are heathens; take it slow
 
country
Faith Hill's, "This Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Risk this, risk this
Original Lyrics:
This kiss, this kiss
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause heaven forbid - it should go out of place
Original Lyrics:
'cause heaven forbid - it should fall out of place

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