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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

 
1950s
Buddy Holly's, "Peggy Sue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Really, really, really, really, Peggy Sue
Original Lyrics:
Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Peggy Sue
 
1960s
Dean Martin's, "Everybody Loves Somebody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something that your kids just sold me
Original Lyrics:
Something in your kiss just told me
The Beach Boys', "Fun, Fun, Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, she got her daddy's call
Original Lyrics:
Well, she got her daddy's car
The Four Tops', "Standing in the Shadows of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been waiting for the morning to come
Original Lyrics:
I've been waiting for the heartaches to come
 
1970s
Bill Conti's, "Gonna Fly Now (Theme from Rocky)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a fry bag
Original Lyrics:
Gonna fly now
Carpenters', "Top of the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on the talk of the world
Original Lyrics:
I'm on the top of the world
Eagles', "Take It to the Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it to Miranda one more time
Original Lyrics:
Take it to the limit one more time
Mary MacGregor's, "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling like some food
Original Lyrics:
Feeling like a fool
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's Godzilla's queen
Original Lyrics:
She's a killer queen
TV Theme Song's, "When Things Were Rotten"
Misheard Lyrics:
They robbed the rich, gave to the poor
Except for the Catmoor Expenses
or
Except things really got more expensive
Original Lyrics:
They robbed the rich, gave to the poor
Except what they kept for expenses
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I yell by the river
Original Lyrics:
I live by the river
The Four Seasons', "December, 1963 (Oh, What a Night)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd it take so long to see tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Why'd it take so long to see the light?
Walter Egan's, "Magnet and Steel"
Misheard Lyrics:
To show the way I fill
Original Lyrics:
To show the way I feel
 
1980s
Bette Midler's, "The Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thursday love
Original Lyrics:
Some say love
Donna Summer's, "On the Radio"
Misheard Lyrics:
They never said "You're late"
Original Lyrics:
They never said your name
Joey Scarbury's, "Believe It or Not"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flying away on a leaf and a rake
Original Lyrics:
Flying away on a wing and a prayer
Kylie Minogue's, "The Loco-Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I think you got a laugh
Original Lyrics:
Well, I think you got the knack
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Satin sheets are very romantic
What happens when you're not there?
Original Lyrics:
Satin sheets are very romantic
What happens when you're not in bed?
Peter Gabriel's, "Big Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big bite
Original Lyrics:
Big time
Peter Gabriel's, "Biko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, beagle, beagle
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Biko, Biko
Robert Tepper's, "No Easy Way Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no easy layout
Original Lyrics:
There's no easy way out
Survivor's, "Eye of the Tiger"
Misheard Lyrics:
We must fight just to keep them around
Original Lyrics:
We must fight just to keep them alive
The Divinyls', "Back to the Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a time card ticking away
Original Lyrics:
Like a time bomb ticking away
The Divinyls', "Pleasure and Pain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother, mother, why do you push?
Original Lyrics:
Lover, lover, why do you push?
The Divinyls', "Science Fiction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now that love is my addition
or
Now that love is my edition
Original Lyrics:
Now that love is my addiction
Tiffany's, "Could've Been"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I get my hopes up, they always seem to fart
OR
Every time I get my hopes up, they always seem too far
Original Lyrics:
Every time I get my hopes up, they always seem to fall
Til Tuesday's, "Voices Carry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on, lead me down now, Mrs. Carey.
Original Lyrics:
Hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry.
 
1990s
2 Unlimited's, "No Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no minute
Original Lyrics:
There's no limit
69 Boyz's, "Tootsee Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me see that pussy roll
Original Lyrics:
Let me see that Tootsee Roll
Cannibal Corpse's, "I C*m Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surging Syrup
I'm a Stew
Original Lyrics:
Surging serum
On my skin
Chris Isaak's, "Blue Hotel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love don't work out my way
OR
Luck don't work out my way
Original Lyrics:
Life don't work out my way
Chris Rea's, "Auberge"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the half past train
Original Lyrics:
On the hard fast train
INXS & Jimmy Barnes', "Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boring Maloney's gonna be with Jim
Original Lyrics:
Boney Maroney's gonna be with Jim
Madonna's, "Take a Bow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knows which way the stony goat
Original Lyrics:
Knows which way the story goes
Stevie B's, "Because I Love You (The Postman Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be your life, to be your guide
Original Lyrics:
To be your light, to be your guide
The Divinyls', "I Ain't Gonna Eat Out My Heart Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you ain't kinda cheap on me
Original Lyrics:
But you ain't gonna cheat on me
The Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't get myself
Original Lyrics:
I forget myself
The Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you could see
Original Lyrics:
A fool could see
The Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I dream about you
Original Lyrics:
When I think about you
The Divinyls', "I'm Jealous"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a new befriend
Original Lyrics:
You got a new girlfriend
The Divinyls', "Wild Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I wanna know to show
Original Lyrics:
But I wanna know for sure
Wilson Phillips', "Hold On"
Misheard Lyrics:
This way outside
Original Lyrics:
This way inside
 
2000s
Bob the Builder's, "Can We Fix It?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Working all day until this song comes on
Original Lyrics:
Working all day 'til the sun goes down
Bob the Builder's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of Bob the Builder's land
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of Bob the Builder, man
Britney Spears', "Do Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
Music's fallin' everywhere-a.
Original Lyrics:
Music gets me everywhere.
Celine Dion's, "That's the Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know you're sorry
Original Lyrics:
And I know your story
Misheard Lyrics:
Look what God gave us
Original Lyrics:
Look what love gave us
Misheard Lyrics:
Look what God gave us
Original Lyrics:
Love will all save us
System of a Down's, "Cigaro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see that I love my car?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see that I love my cock?
 
2010s
Iggy Azalea's, "Black Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'mma make you beg fart, plead fart
Till you feel like you bead fart
Till you do any and everything fart
Original Lyrics:
I'mma make you beg for it, plead for it
Till you feel like you breathe for it
Till you do any and everything for it

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