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1950s
Jerry Lee Lewis', "Whole Lot of Shakin' Going On"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got chickens in the corn.
Original Lyrics:
We got chickens in the barn.
 
1960s
Cast of 'Hair' (Broadway cast)'s, "Black Boys/White Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mixed media
Original Lyrics:
Mix me up
The Mamas and the Papas', "Monday, Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moldy morning
Original Lyrics:
Monday morning
The McCoys', "Hang On Sloopy"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you know, stupid girl, I'm in love with you
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you know, Sloopy, girl, I'm in love with you
The McCoys', "Hang On Sloopy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hang on Stupid, Stupid hang on
Original Lyrics:
Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on.
 
1970s
5th Dimension's, "(Last Night) I Didn't Get To Sleep At All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are somehow too real to replay
Original Lyrics:
Are somehow too real to replace
Ace's, "How Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
Harold, has this been going on?
Original Lyrics:
How long has this been going on?
Fleetwood Mac's, "The Chain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run in the chapel
Original Lyrics:
Run in the shadows
Henry Gross', "Shannon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chandelier’s on
Original Lyrics:
Shannon is gone
Kate Bush's, "In Search of Peter Pan"
Misheard Lyrics:
She makes me feel like an orphan
Original Lyrics:
She makes me feel like an old man
LaBelle's, "Lady Marmalade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wheel of Lady Marmalade
Original Lyrics:
Creole Lady Marmalade
Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One night with Mera
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera
Sylvester's, "You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel mighty queer
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel mighty real
The Archies', "Sugar, Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my campy girl
Original Lyrics:
You are my candy girl
The Bee Gees', "Night Fever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am,
Waiting for that ship to land,
Waiting for that alien so fine,
Showin' us the way
Winkin' his eye!
Feelin' Night Fever
Original Lyrics:
Here I am
Prayin' for this moment to last
Livin' on the music so fine
Borne on the wind
Makin' it mine
Night fever, night fever
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oil and water
Original Lyrics:
Old black water
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you talkin' 'bout your vagina growing
Original Lyrics:
Well, you talkin' 'bout your China Grove
Van Morrison's, "Crazy Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave me all that crazy love
Original Lyrics:
She gave me love, love, love, love, crazy love
 
1980s
A Flock of Seagulls', "I Ran (So Far Away)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I am
I am so far away
Original Lyrics:
And I ran
I ran so far away
Bruce Hornsby and the Range's, "The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said, hey little boy, you can't go with the other school.
Original Lyrics:
Said, hey little boy you can't go where the others go.
Disney's 'The Little Mermaid''s, "Under The Sea"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dying is better
Original Lyrics:
Darling it's better
Don Henley's, "The End of the Innocence"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the end of the embassy
Original Lyrics:
This is the end of the innocence
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent 4 lonely days (br) In a brown yellow haze
Original Lyrics:
I've spent 4 lonely days
In the brown L.A. haze.
Kool & the Gang's, "Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
So bring your good times and your laptop too
Original Lyrics:
So, bring your good times and your laughter too
Michael Jackson's, "Rock with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna talk with you
Original Lyrics:
I wanna rock with you
Nena's, "99 Luftballons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pasta, it was not for lunch
Original Lyrics:
Hast du etwas Zeit für mich?
Prince's, "Little Red Corvette"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the way you parked your car sideways on the borderline
Original Lyrics:
By the way you parked your car sideways that it wouldn't last
Soft Cell's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it slow
Original Lyrics:
Tainted Love
The Pogues', "Fairytale of New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
They've got cars big as barns,
They've got rivers of gold
Original Lyrics:
They've got cars big as bars,
They've got rivers of gold
Tom Tom Club's, "Genius of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeans on
Original Lyrics:
James Brown
Tom Tom Club's, "Genius of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatcha gonna do when you get out today?
Original Lyrics:
Whatcha gonna do when you get out of jail?
 
1990s
Boyz II Men's, "Water Runs Dry"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll make the biggest escape of our lives
Original Lyrics:
We'll make the biggest mistake of our lives
Celine Dion and R. Kelly's, "I'm Your Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
A video shoulder
Original Lyrics:
I'll be your shoulder
Celine Dion and R. Kelly's, "I'm Your Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your soldier when you die
Original Lyrics:
I'll be your shoulder when you cry
Killing Heidi's, "Weir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you like it in the air?
All the thrills we'll have down there
Original Lyrics:
Will you make it in the end?
Through all the twists and bends
Madison Avenue's, "Don't Call Me Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind my smile is a mutt like you
I must admit this does not sit with the likes of you
Original Lyrics:
Behind my smile is my IQ
I must admit this does not sit with the likes of you
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know eventually we'll sing together
Once we're gay
Original Lyrics:
And I know eventually we'll be together
One Sweet Day
Mariah Carey's, "Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then a harem comes along
Original Lyrics:
And then a hero comes along
Mark Morrison's, "Return of the Mack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return of the bike
Original Lyrics:
Return of the Mack
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my middle name
Original Lyrics:
You're a little late
Ricky Martin's, "Livin' La Vida Loca"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll push and pull you out
Original Lyrics:
She'll push and pull you down
Tony Toni Tone's, "Anniversary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tomorrow will come and go
Original Lyrics:
Tomorrow will come and girl
 
2000s
Bon Jovi's, "Who Says You Can't Go Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saving time
Original Lyrics:
Saving dimes
Dio & Yngwie Malmsteen's, "Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta lose to know Halloween.
Original Lyrics:
You gotta lose to know how to win.
Gnarls Barkley's, "Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I may be tracing
Original Lyrics:
I may be crazy
Rihanna's, "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not bulky
Original Lyrics:
It's not healthy
 
2010s
Overkill's, "Killing for a Living"
Misheard Lyrics:
Breaking the back of the poor
Original Lyrics:
Breaking the back of the core
Tones and I's, "Dance Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh I Cinco, Cinco, Cinco anytime
Original Lyrics:
Ooh I see you, see you, see you every time
 
country
Cody Johnson's, "Dear Rodeo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Between the small ghost towns and broken bones
Original Lyrics:
Between the almost-had-'ems and broken bones
Phil Vassar's, "Just Another Day in Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids streaming
Original Lyrics:
The kids screaming

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