Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for May 31, 2021

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
Commercial's, "Palmolive Gold" Misheard Lyrics: Don't wait to be cold Original Lyrics: Don't wait to be told	Jefferson Airplane's, "Somebody to Love" Misheard Lyrics: And your life, your life is a vertebrae Original Lyrics: And your mind, your mind is so full of red
The Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash" Misheard Lyrics: And I'm howlin' for more in the driving rain ... I was raised by a too-frustrated hag I was sooled with a strap right across my back ... I fell down to my knees and I slowly bled I was crowned by the crumbs of a crust of bread Yeah, yeah, yeah I was drowned with a spike right through my head Original Lyrics: And I howled at my ma in the driving rain ... I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag I was schooled with a strap right across my back ... I fell down to my feet and I saw they bled I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread I was crowned with a spike right through my head	The Royal Guardsmen's, "Snoopy vs. the Red Baron" Misheard Lyrics: 80 men died Original Lyrics: 80 men tried

1970s
ABBA's, "Dancing Queen" Misheard Lyrics: Flick my bean with the tambourine Original Lyrics: Feel the beat of the tambourine	ABBA's, "Ring Ring" Misheard Lyrics: Ring sting, why won't it leave me alone? Original Lyrics: Ring, ring, why don't you give me a call?
Barry Manilow's, "Can’t Smile Without You" Misheard Lyrics: I feel bland when you’re bland Original Lyrics: I feel glad when you’re glad	Bee Gees', "Too Much Heaven" Misheard Lyrics: I can see my own Baretta Original Lyrics: I can see beyond forever
Bob Dylan's, "Tangled Up in Blue" Misheard Lyrics: And I stopped in for a beard Original Lyrics: And I stopped in for a beer	Bob Marley's, "Stir it Up" Misheard Lyrics: We've got diphtheria Original Lyrics: Little darlin', stir it up.
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Last Train to London" Misheard Lyrics: I was stupid as my screely head rushed by Original Lyrics: Time was still but hours must really have rushed by	John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John's, "You're the One That I Want" Misheard Lyrics: You're the one that I want (you and your mom, now) Ooh, ooh, ooh Original Lyrics: You're the one that I want (you are the one I want) Ooh, ooh, ooh
Robert Palmer's, "Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)" Misheard Lyrics: No pill's gonna cure my heel Original Lyrics: No pill's gonna cure my ill	Starbuck's, "Moonlight Feels Right" Misheard Lyrics: Ain't nothin' like the sky that glows a potion Original Lyrics: Ain't nothin' like a scattered dose of potion
Starbuck's, "Moonlight Feels Right" Misheard Lyrics: You say you came to Baltimore from Ole Miss A class of seven-four, Go Red Original Lyrics: You say you came to Baltimore from Ole Miss A class of seven-four gold ring	Supertramp's, "Give a Little Bit" Misheard Lyrics: Give a little bit more than love, baby Original Lyrics: Give a little bit of your love, baby

1980s
Aerosmith's, "Love in an Elevator" Misheard Lyrics: Lovin’ an alligator Original Lyrics: Love in an elevator	Asia's, "Heat of the Moment" Misheard Lyrics: It was the pee of the moment Original Lyrics: It was the heat of the moment
Don Henley's, "The Boys of Summer" Misheard Lyrics: After the boxed in summer has gone Original Lyrics: After the boys of summer have gone	John Mellencamp's, "Check It Out" Misheard Lyrics: Take it out Original Lyrics: Check it out
New Edition's, "Cool It Now" Misheard Lyrics: You got the cruise control Original Lyrics: You got to lose control	Phil Collins', "Sussudio" Misheard Lyrics: Scooby-Doo ya Original Lyrics: Su-Sussudio
Richard Marx's, "Don't Mean Nothing" Misheard Lyrics: Your erected smile Original Lyrics: The director's smile	Rick Springfield's, "Jessie's Girl" Misheard Lyrics: You know I wish that I had Dustin's girl Original Lyrics: You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Robert Palmer's, "Early in the Morning" Misheard Lyrics: You were a version Original Lyrics: You were a virgin	T'pau's, "China in Your Hand" Misheard Lyrics: A prophecy for a man to see Original Lyrics: A prophecy for a fantasy
The Buggles', "Video Killed the Radio Star" Misheard Lyrics: Why did you kill them? Original Lyrics: What did you tell them?	The Outfield's, "My Paradise" Misheard Lyrics: I think I might get yucky tonight Original Lyrics: I think I might get lucky tonight
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take" Misheard Lyrics: Every smiling freak Original Lyrics: Every smile you fake

1990s
Beck's, "Beautiful Way" Misheard Lyrics: Is someone going away? Original Lyrics: Is someone calling your name?	Blind Melon's, "No Rain" Misheard Lyrics: All I can say is that my life is really lame Original Lyrics: All I can say is that my life is really plain
Color Me Badd's, "I Wanna Sex You Up" Misheard Lyrics: Lovely, ugly lady, I wanna make you feel alright, yeah Original Lyrics: Lovely, lovely lady, I wanna make you feel alright, yeah	Edwin McCain's, "I Could Not Ask for More" Misheard Lyrics: These are the molars Original Lyrics: These are the moments
Green Day's, "When I Come Around" Misheard Lyrics: When I caught a red hound Original Lyrics: When I come around.	Kate Bush's, "And So Is Love" Misheard Lyrics: I knew her You do her Original Lyrics: And you huh? You do huh?
Mariah Carey's, "Fantasy" Misheard Lyrics: Images of a rapper creep into a snowman Original Lyrics: Images of rapture creep into me slowly	Roxette's, "Joyride" Misheard Lyrics: Hello, you-hoo, I love you Original Lyrics: Hello, you fool, I love you
The Cult's, "War (The Process)" Misheard Lyrics: Crystal like a dope fiend Original Lyrics: Crystalize at light speed	The Cult's, "War (The Process)" Misheard Lyrics: Holy war, 'tis a man Shock your own baby and bathe on command Original Lyrics: Holy war, tears of man Drop your front, baby, obey the command
The Cult's, "War (The Process)" Misheard Lyrics: Woah, our heart's sublime Original Lyrics: War, our heart's so blind	The Human League's, "One Man in My Heart" Misheard Lyrics: Within a universe exploding though we all miss among oblivion Original Lyrics: Within a universe exploding though we are mist among oblivion

2000s
Dido's, "Here with Me" Misheard Lyrics: Until you're nesting here with me Original Lyrics: Until you're resting here with me	Fall Out Boy's, "This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race" Misheard Lyrics: And the law's so evil, oh so into care Original Lyrics: And the lies I weave are oh, so intricate
Hoku's, "Perfect Day" Misheard Lyrics: It's the perfect gay Original Lyrics: It's the perfect day	Skye Sweetnam's, "Tangled Up in Me" Misheard Lyrics: 'cause I'm that late again Original Lyrics: 'cause I left late again

2010s
Lorde's, "Royals" Misheard Lyrics: Life is getting phallic here Original Lyrics: Life is great without a care	Train's, "Drive By" Misheard Lyrics: Just a shy guy looking for a tour guide, a heavy bag to hold my love Original Lyrics: Just a shy guy looking for a two ply hefty bag to hold my love

country
Alan Jackson's, "Gone Country" Misheard Lyrics: She's gonna touch me Original Lyrics: She's gone country

misc
Ava Max's, "My Head & My Heart" Misheard Lyrics: I'll explode like a diner might Original Lyrics: I'll explode like a dynamite	Ed Sheeran's, "Afterglow" Misheard Lyrics: Stop the cars, it's amazing Original Lyrics: Stop the clocks, it's amazing
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