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1960s
Royal Guardsmen's, "Snoopy's Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Baron made Snoopy
Fly to the right
And forced him to land behind the enemy lines.
Original Lyrics:
The Baron made Snoopy
Fly to the Rhine
And forced him to land behind the enemy lines.
 
1970s
Cliff Richard's, "(You Keep Me) Hangin' On"
Misheard Lyrics:
A love that's strong in mind
Original Lyrics:
A love that's strong as mine
Cliff Richard's, "Hey Mr. Dream Maker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joseph's gone now
Original Lyrics:
Josie's gone now
Cliff Richard's, "I Can't Ask for Anything More Than You Babe"
Misheard Lyrics:
And made me lose my mom
Original Lyrics:
And made me lose my mind
Cliff Richard's, "Power to All Our Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
And caring for the beans
Original Lyrics:
And caring for the bees
Cliff Richard's, "Take Me High"
Misheard Lyrics:
For in the moment
Original Lyrics:
For in the morning
Elton John's, "Rocket Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning out his shoes on heaven’s lawn
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse out here alone.
Jackson Browne's, "Here Come Those Tears Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
How you needed a beat freak
Original Lyrics:
How you needed to be free
KC and the Sunshine Band's, "I'm Your Boogie Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a fruity man
Original Lyrics:
I'm your boogie man
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blinded by the light. Revved up like a douche into the woman of the night.
Original Lyrics:
Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
The Cars', "My Best Friend's Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my best French girl
Original Lyrics:
She's my best friend's girl
Wings', "With a Little Luck"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a litterbug
Original Lyrics:
With a Little Luck
 
1980s
Cliff Richard's, "Baby You're Dynamite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Explosive vigilante
Original Lyrics:
Explosive situation
Cliff Richard's, "I Just Don't Have the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't remember
Original Lyrics:
Can't be mended
Cliff Richard's, "Lean on You"
Misheard Lyrics:
The furthest step to heaven
Original Lyrics:
The first step to heaven
Cliff Richard's, "Please Don't Fall in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm baking for you, baby
Original Lyrics:
But I'm begging you, baby
Cliff Richard's, "The Best of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll always have in my life
Original Lyrics:
I'll always have in my mind
Cliff Richard's, "Two Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
That your car never had
Original Lyrics:
That your heart never had
Culture Club's, "Miss Me Blind"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're risking for life
Original Lyrics:
I know you'll miss me blind
Icehouse's, "Electric Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just sneeze every time you speak to me
Original Lyrics:
I just freeze every time you see through me
John Mellencamp's, "Jack and Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the bottle of milk come and save my soul
Original Lyrics:
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul
Phil Oakey and Giorgio Moroder's, "Together in Electric Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll always together,
Together in my wet dreams
Original Lyrics:
We'll always together,
Together in electric dreams
Misheard Lyrics:
And like Joanna
Original Lyrics:
And like no other
Terence Trent D'Arby's, "Wishing Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***ing eyeball
Original Lyrics:
Make it funky now, boys
The Motels', "Only The Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the lonely get played
Original Lyrics:
Only the lonely can play
Trio's, "Anna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anya
Anya - oh Anya
Bertold, Bertold - oh Bertold
Original Lyrics:
Anna
Anna - oh Anna
Bertha
Bertha - oh Bertha
 
1990s
Alanis Morissette's, "Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're already running over
Original Lyrics:
You've already won me over
Cliff Richard's, "Can't Keep This Feeling In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not for another mammoth
Original Lyrics:
Not for another minute
Cliff Richard's, "I Still Believe in You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I believed in simple men
Original Lyrics:
And I believed in Superman
Cliff Richard's, "More to Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your eyes on your face
Original Lyrics:
And your eyes are ablaze
Cliff Richard's, "Peace in Our Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a freedom in our fries
Original Lyrics:
And a freedom burning bright
Cliff Richard's, "Silhouettes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cigarettes, cigarettes, cigarettes
Original Lyrics:
Silhouettes, silhouettes, silouhettes
Cliff Richard's, "The Miracle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, love is the pee
Original Lyrics:
Oh, love is the key
Wilson Phillips', "Release Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can you relieve me?
Original Lyrics:
How can you release me?
 
2000s
Cliff Richard's, "I Cannot Give You My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You called me swallow
Original Lyrics:
You caused me sorrow
Cliff Richard's, "Let Me Be the One"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and I can have a repair
Original Lyrics:
You and I could have an affair
Cliff Richard's, "Somethin' is Goin' On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have seen your snout
Original Lyrics:
I have seen you smile
Cliff Richard's, "Somewhere Over the Rainbow/What a Wonderful World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll watch them move for me and you
Original Lyrics:
I'll watch them bloom for me and you
Cliff Richard's, "Thank You for a Lifetime"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see him out
Original Lyrics:
I can see him now
Cliff Richard's, "What Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never left the town
Original Lyrics:
I never left the house
Cliff Richard's, "When I Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go out
But don't shout
Original Lyrics:
It's cold out
But hold out
Daft Punk's, "Superheroes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't come near
Original Lyrics:
Something's in the air
India.Arie's, "Video"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I am a queer
Original Lyrics:
Because I am a queen
 
2010s
Dua Lipa's, "Levitating"
Misheard Lyrics:
My sugarboo, I’m irritated. My sugarboo, I’m meditating.
Original Lyrics:
My sugarboo, I’m levitating.
John Mayer's, "Still Feel Like Your Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stupid like your man
Original Lyrics:
I still feel like your man
Misheard Lyrics:
Be Jackie O
Original Lyrics:
Be a champion
 
country
Gabby Barrett's, "I Hope"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then I hope she s***s
Original Lyrics:
And then I hope she cheats
Lee Ann Womack's, "I Hope You Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you still be smart
Original Lyrics:
I hope you still feel small
Lonestar's, "Amazed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so alone with you
Original Lyrics:
I'm so in love with you
Shania Twain's, "Don't Be Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't break out until you know the facts
Original Lyrics:
Don't freak out until you know the facts

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