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1950s
Misheard Lyrics:
For a very potent quake
Original Lyrics:
For a very important date
 
1960s
Blood, Sweat and Tears', "Spinning Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk about your druggies
Original Lyrics:
Talk about your troubles
Canned Heat's, "Going Up the Country"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, don't you want to go?
Original Lyrics:
And babe, don't you want to go?
Chad & Jeremy's, "A Summer Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drinks
Original Lyrics:
Trees
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Fortunate Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when the taxman come' to the judge
Original Lyrics:
But when the taxman come' to the door
Gene Chandler's, "Duke of Earl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dude, dude, dude, look at her
Original Lyrics:
Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
The 5th Dimension's, "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rain and sunshine
Original Lyrics:
Let the sunshine
 
1970s
Bill Withers', "Lean on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody to kneel on
Original Lyrics:
Somebody to lean on
Blood, Sweat, and Tears', "Lucretia Mac Evil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hard luck and druggin’
Original Lyrics:
Hard luck and trouble
Chicago's, "Saturday in the Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making Italian subs
Original Lyrics:
Singing Italian songs
Cliff Richard's, "Flying Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I go up in the end
Original Lyrics:
I go up in the air
Cliff Richard's, "Living in Harmony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna make you try
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna make you cry
Cliff Richard's, "Sing a Song of Freedom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wal-Mart
Original Lyrics:
One night
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got an ol’ grown Chevy and a pint of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Got an old gold Chevy and a place of my own.
Fleetwood Mac's, "Over My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it sure feels right
Original Lyrics:
But it sure feels nice
Fleetwood Mac's, "Rihannon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember
Original Lyrics:
Rihannon
Jim Croce's, "Operator (That’s Not The Way It Feels)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amoreena, well could you help me take this cough
Original Lyrics:
Operator, well could you help me place this call
Rush's, "A Passage to Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
A sample of the hill
Original Lyrics:
A sample of their yield
The 5th Dimension's, "One Less Bell to Answer"
Misheard Lyrics:
One less kid to cry
Original Lyrics:
One less egg to fry
War's, "The World Is a Ghetto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stormy nights
Original Lyrics:
Starry eyes
 
1980s
Elton John's, "Don’t Ya Wanna Play This Game No More"
Misheard Lyrics:
Abdomen
Original Lyrics:
Adamant
Fleetwood Mac's, "Gypsy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see your chimpanzee
Original Lyrics:
You see your gypsy
Genesis', "Keep It Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
He wondered in his home
Original Lyrics:
He wandered in his home
Genesis', "No Reply at All"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no recliner at all
Original Lyrics:
There's no reply at all
Juice Newton 's, "Angel of the Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just check my teeth before you leave me.
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
Kim Wilde's, "Kids in America"
Misheard Lyrics:
New York to wheeze California
Original Lyrics:
New York to East California
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to be an eagle
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated
Paul Hardcastle's, "Don't Waste My Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
You find it to bigger fries
Original Lyrics:
You find it a big surprise
Paul Hardcastle's, "Just for Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a life of mug shots
Original Lyrics:
It's a life of luxury
Paul Hardcastle's, "The Wizard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where florists have tried
Original Lyrics:
Where forests have died
 
1990s
B-52s', "Love Shack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hop in my Chrysler
It's as big as a well
Original Lyrics:
Hop in my Chrysler
It's as big as a whale
Cryptopsy's, "Crown of Horns"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shredded Wheeeeeeeeeeat!!!!
Original Lyrics:
Some gibberish screaming around the 3:10 mark
Fleetwood Mac's, "Save Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
The one with the wacky eyes
Original Lyrics:
The one with the laughing eyes
Gin Blossoms', "Found Out About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bow-wow about you
Original Lyrics:
Found out about you
The Fugees', "Killing Me Softly"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard he sang a weird song.
I heard he had to stop
Original Lyrics:
I heard he sang a good song.
I heard he had a style.
 
2000s
Keane's, "Somewhere Only We Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, tickle me, where have you gone?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, simple thing, where have you gone?
Lady Gaga's, "Just Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red line
Original Lyrics:
Red wine
O-Zone's, "Dragostea Din Tei"
Misheard Lyrics:
hello salut, sent ew end hailuk sit a rug you be a meth prime estes fresh chia aloe aloe sent ew picasso im a bee darn es teeth cer mee meek rest abless me ohh yea ooh yea yey ooh ohh a a ohh a ey
Original Lyrics:
Alo, salut, sunt eu, un haiduc, Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea. Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso, Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic, Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic. Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei, Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei. Chipul tau si dragostea din tei, Mi-amintesc de ochii tai. Te sun, sa-ti spun, ce simt acum, Alo, iubirea mea, sunt eu, fericirea.
Pink's, "Just Like a Pill"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just like a bill
Original Lyrics:
I'm just like a pill
Slipknot's, "People=Shit"
Misheard Lyrics:
People eat goat shit!
Original Lyrics:
People equal shit!
Slipknot's, "People=Shit"
Misheard Lyrics:
People eat wolf shit!
Original Lyrics:
People equal shit!
Slipknot's, "People=Shit"
Misheard Lyrics:
People need lotion!
Original Lyrics:
People equal shit!
 
2010s
Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber's, "I Don't Care"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you take my hat, finish my drink
Seashell we dance
Original Lyrics:
Then you take my hand, finish my drink
Say shall we dance
Fun's, "Some Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here they come again Hugh Jackman style
Original Lyrics:
Here they come again to jack my style
Kygo X Whitney Houston's, "Higher Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Driving a fire truck
Original Lyrics:
Bring me a higher love
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes she's here, you can take a break
Original Lyrics:
Sunshine she's here, you can take a break
Robin Thicke's, "Blurred Lines"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'm in jail watching and waiting
Original Lyrics:
So I'm just watching and waiting
 
misc
Disney's Bambi's, "Little April Showers"
Misheard Lyrics:
When this song is rowdy
Original Lyrics:
When the sun says howdy
Maroon 5's, "Memories"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the melodies bring back memories
Original Lyrics:
And the memories bring back memories
Twenty One Pilots', "Choker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't butter anyone
Original Lyrics:
I don't bother anyone

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