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1960s
Billy Joe Royal's, "Down in the Boondocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause her daddy makes my boss mad.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause her daddy is my boss man.
Cliff Richard's, "Big Ship"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a big s***
Original Lyrics:
Love is a big ship
Cliff Richard's, "I'll Love You Forever Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love will be in France, she says
Original Lyrics:
Love is being friends, she says
Cliff Richard's, "Marianne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of what you need for me
Original Lyrics:
Of what you mean to me
Cliff Richard's, "With the Eyes of a Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tell me "I'm sorry"
Original Lyrics:
So tell me a story
The Association's, "Windy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's reachin' out to capture a Roman?
Original Lyrics:
Who's reachin' out to capture a moment?
 
1970s
Cliff Richard's, "Goodbye Sam Hello Samantha"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sam, I'm leavin' the game
Original Lyrics:
Sam, I'm leavin' the gang
Cliff Richard's, "I Ain't Got Time Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only know she's dumb
Original Lyrics:
Only know she's gone
Cliff Richard's, "Silvery Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
While a light airplane
Original Lyrics:
While a light aeroplane
Cliff Richard's, "Sunny Honey Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a phony girl to love me
Original Lyrics:
Such a funny girl to love me
Ocean's, "Put Your Hand in the Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
By putting your hand in the hand of the man gonna carry me
Original Lyrics:
By putting your hand in the hand of the man from Galilee
Peter Frampton's, "Show Me the Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to go to Chick-fil-A
Original Lyrics:
I want you to show me the way
Raspberries', "I Wanna Be with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be married tonight
Original Lyrics:
Be worried tonight
Raspberries', "Let's Pretend"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I couldn't dare
Original Lyrics:
But I couldn't bear
Raspberries', "Overnight Sensation (Hit Record)"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm not in it for the moment, no
Original Lyrics:
But I'm not in it for the money, no
 
1980s
Johnny Kemp's, "Just Got Paid"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s Friday, right?
Original Lyrics:
It’s Friday night
Journey's, "Faithfully"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m forever yours, stay bullied
Original Lyrics:
I’m forever yours, faithfully
Men at Work's, "Down Under"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was sick before and full of nausea
Original Lyrics:
He was 6'4" and full of muscle
Misheard Lyrics:
You're saying that my love any real
Original Lyrics:
You're saying that my love ain't real
REO Speedwagon's, "Take It on the Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tacos cheap
Original Lyrics:
Talk is cheap
Terence Trent D'Arby's, "Wishing Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
A wishing well, a butterfly tang
Original Lyrics:
A wishing well of butterfly tears
The Bangles', "Walk Like an Egyptian"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like an addiction
Original Lyrics:
Walk like an Egyptian
The Clash's, "Rock the Casbah"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Shaolin in a baguette.
Original Lyrics:
The Shariff he don't like it.
 
1990s
Blessid Union of Souls', "I Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I’m bullied
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I believe
Candlebox's, "You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on patching
Original Lyrics:
Keep on passing
Cast of Barney & Friends', "Nothing Beats a Pizza"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza, pizza,
Nodding beets a pizza
Original Lyrics:
Pizza, pizza,
Nothing beats a pizza.
Fear Factory's, "H-K (Hunter-Killer)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a cream bagel
I am a cream bagel
I am a cream bagel
I am a cream bagel
Original Lyrics:
I am a criminal
I am a criminal
I am a criminal
I am a criminal
Live's, "Lakini’s Juice"
Misheard Lyrics:
To find out where we’ve been wrong
Original Lyrics:
To find out where we belong
 
2000s
Breaking Benjamin's, "I Will Not Bow"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***!
Original Lyrics:
Fall!
Cassidy featuring R. Kelly's, "Hotel"
Misheard Lyrics:
We in our drawbacks
Original Lyrics:
We in our throwbacks
Daft Punk's, "One More Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebrate with Fancy Feast
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate and dance so free
Fall Out Boy's, "I Slept with Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I .."
Misheard Lyrics:
Always weigh what I've lost against what I left
Original Lyrics:
Oh, we're swear for that God
Ah guess what, I left
Finger Eleven's, "One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I trained at all
Original Lyrics:
If I traded it all
Green Day's, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
I broke the law
Original Lyrics:
I walk alone
Kanye West's, "Fade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Demon stuff. Deep, deep, dumpin’ stuff.
Original Lyrics:
Deep inside. Deep, deep down inside.
Kelly Clarkson's, "Miss Independent"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever done, Miss Independent
Original Lyrics:
What happened to Miss Independent?
Lady Gaga's, "Paparazzi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caca-caca-Roxie
Original Lyrics:
Papa-Paparazzi
Sean Kingston's, "Replay"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like my eyeball's stuck on replay
Original Lyrics:
It’s like my IPod's stuck on replay
Slipknot's, "The Shape"
Misheard Lyrics:
Separate, I lost my onion ring.
Original Lyrics:
Separate, I lost my only way.
Misheard Lyrics:
A little Uneeda
Original Lyrics:
A little Anita
 
2010s
Billie Eilish's, "Therefore I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t speak French
Original Lyrics:
I’m not your friend
Eiffel 65's, "Blue (Da Be Dee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If i wee green, I would die. I'm gonna beat up this guy
Original Lyrics:
Da ba dee, da ba die, da ba dee ba da die
Misheard Lyrics:
I got some boobs like Jagger
Original Lyrics:
I got the moves like Jagger
Rihanna featuring Mikky Ekko's, "Stay"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to stink
Original Lyrics:
I want you to stay
Shawn Mendes', "There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
She fools me in
Original Lyrics:
She pulls me in
 
country
Faith Hill's, "Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s watching over me
Original Lyrics:
It’s washing over me
 
misc
Ava Max's, "Kings & Queens"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shave me
Original Lyrics:
Save me
Justin Bieber featuring Chance the Rapper's, "Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause the way you're holy, holy, holy
Original Lyrics:
'cause the way you hold me, hold me, hold me
Olivia Rodrigo's, "Drivers License"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who always ate me out
Original Lyrics:
Who always made me doubt
Sarah Saint James', "Mad at God"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm mad at God 'cause I prayed last night
And I woke up the same sex
Original Lyrics:
I'm mad at God 'cause I prayed last night
And I woke up the same size

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