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1960s
James Brown's, "I Got You (I Feel Good)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel right
Original Lyrics:
I feel nice
Velvet Underground's, "Here She Comes Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, he's a c*nt now now
Original Lyrics:
Oh, here she comes now now
 
1970s
Bay City Rollers', "Saturday Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y life!
Original Lyrics:
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
Buzzcocks', "Orgasm Addict"
Misheard Lyrics:
Butchers' assistants and Val Hobbs
Original Lyrics:
Butchers' assistants and bellhops
Edwin Birdsong's, "Cola Bottle Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
7-Up fish fins
Original Lyrics:
7-Up fizz, fizz
Hamilton, Joe Frank, and Reynolds', "Don't Pull Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave you now, and drive for a hundred years.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down, and cry for a hundred years.
KC and the Sunshine Band's, "(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a beauty
Original Lyrics:
Shake your booty
KC and the Sunshine Band's, "Get Down Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm done tonight
Original Lyrics:
Get down tonight
KC and the Sunshine Band's, "I Like to Do It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doing it you
Original Lyrics:
Do it with you
KC and the Sunshine Band's, "It's the Same Old Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's a shame, old dog
Original Lyrics:
Now it's the same old song
KC and the Sunshine Band's, "That's the Way (I Like It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Masturbate
Original Lyrics:
That's the way
Simon & Garfunkel's, "El Condor Pasa (If I Could)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'm good
Original Lyrics:
If I could
Stevie Wonder's, "I Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ameren Missouri was Rice Krispies puppy bean bag toy
Original Lyrics:
And my biggest worry was at Christmas what would be my toy
The Fatback Band's, "Spanish Hustle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Use Tabasco hot sauce!
Original Lyrics:
Do the Spanish Hustle!
Yes', "Roundabout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marlins come out of the sky and just stand there
Original Lyrics:
Mountains come out of the sky and just stand there
 
1980s
Billy Idol's, "Flesh for Fantasy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flash
Original Lyrics:
Flesh
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all want some crack cocaine
Original Lyrics:
We all know that crap is king
Europe's, "The Final Countdown"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're leaving together
But still a stairwell
Original Lyrics:
We're leaving together
But still it's farewell
Gregory Abbott's, "Shake You Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eeny meeny miny mo
Come on girl, let's shout for sure
Original Lyrics:
Eeny meeny miny mo
Come on girl, let's shock the show
Icehouse's, "Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
The king of food
Original Lyrics:
The king of fools
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight days a week.
Original Lyrics:
Strange days, indeed.
Metallica's, "Fade to Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one but me,
Can take my cellphone.
It’s too late.
Original Lyrics:
No one but me
Can save my self
But it's too late.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Roxette's, "Listen To Your Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
The scent of magic, the beauty that's been
When there was violence in the wind.
Original Lyrics:
The scent of magic, the beauty that's been
When love was wilder than the wind.
Roxette's, "Listen To Your Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your little piece of ribbon turns to dust
Original Lyrics:
Your little piece of Heaven turns to dark
Scorpions', "Still Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still loving you, Deanna.
Original Lyrics:
Still loving you. Need your love.
Spandau Ballet's, "True"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your seaside arms with the right to remain silent
Original Lyrics:
Take your seaside arms and write the next line.
 
1990s
Backstreet Boys', "I Want It That Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanted that whey
Original Lyrics:
I want it that way.
Coolio's, "Gangstas Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep spending most our lives living in a gangsta's pair of dice
Original Lyrics:
Keep spending most our lives living in a gangsta's paradise
Counting Crows', "Mr. Jones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Jones Aries
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Jones and me
Gala's, "Freed From Desire"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love has got no money, he's got his strong release
Original Lyrics:
My love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs
Keith Murray's, "The Rhyme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Master Junction
Original Lyrics:
Mass conjunctions
New Radicals', "You Get What You Give"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cornel Wilde ain't multiplying
Original Lyrics:
Cloning while they're multiplying
OMC's, "How Bizarre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help is on, help is on
Original Lyrics:
How bizarre, how bizarre
Oasis', "Wonderwall"
Misheard Lyrics:
And after lunch
Original Lyrics:
And after all
Oasis', "Wonderwall"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonderwall
Original Lyrics:
I wonder why
Oasis', "Wonderwall"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my London broil
Original Lyrics:
You're my wonderwall
Quad City DJ's', "C'mon and Ride It (The Train)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Orion
Original Lyrics:
Hey ride it
The Corrs', "Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
And what you love
Original Lyrics:
And what you lost
The Corrs', "Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't know
Original Lyrics:
You will know
Us3's, "Cantaloop (Flip Fantasia)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disney's Fantasia
Original Lyrics:
Flip Fantasia
 
2000s
Britney Spears', "Toxic"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're toxic, fun slipping under
Original Lyrics:
Your toxic gun slipping under
Calvin Harris', "Ready For The Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I've butterfly shoes and I'm ready for the weekend
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I put on my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend
Theme Song's, "Samurai Jack Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Proud to be black, rockin' the black, Samurai jack
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get back to the past, Samurai Jack
Tool's, "Schism"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know the beast has tits.
Original Lyrics:
I know the pieces fit.
 
2010s
Iggy Azalea's, "Fancy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your places, go!
Original Lyrics:
Can't you taste this gold?
Magic!'s, "Rude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturday morning, jumped at a bear
Original Lyrics:
Saturday morning, jumped out off bed
Maroon 5's, "Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
You should go
Original Lyrics:
You sugar
One Direction's, "One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shout meow at the sky
You’re my crib tonight
You keep making me reek
Frozen in Cadbury
Original Lyrics:
Shot me out of the sky
You’re my kryptonite
You keep making me weak
Frozen and can’t breathe
 
misc
Randy Newman's, "It's a Jungle Out There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poised in the derrière with Brie
Original Lyrics:
Poisoning the very air we breath

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