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1950s
Doris Day's, "Tea for Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese for two and two for cheese
Original Lyrics:
Tea for two and two for tea
 
1960s
Fontella Bass', "Rescue Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on baby and excuse me
Original Lyrics:
Come on baby and rescue me
Marvin Gaye's, "How Sweet It Is (to Be Loved by You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess you do
Original Lyrics:
Yes you do
The Beatles', "Hello Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say less
And I say more
Original Lyrics:
You say yes
And I say no
The Beatles', "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy's in disguise in China
or
Lucy and her big vagina
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
The Foundations', "Baby, Now That I’ve Found You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew in this part of mine
Original Lyrics:
I knew in this heart of mine
The Foundations', "Build Me Up Buttercup"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reversible
Original Lyrics:
Worst of all
The Supremes', "Baby Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waking up
Original Lyrics:
Baby love
 
1970s
Average White Band's, "Cut the Cake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a copy cat
Original Lyrics:
Gotta cut the cake
Boston's, "Don't Look Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
A nudist eats bacon
Original Lyrics:
A new day is breakin'
Eddie Kendricks', "Keep on Truckin' (Part 1)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake
Original Lyrics:
Shame
Fleetwood Mac's, "Landslide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the landslide will bring a damn
Original Lyrics:
Well the landslide will bring it down
Parliament's, "Flashlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's life
Original Lyrics:
Flashlight
Stevie Wonder's, "Send One Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a frozen nose
Original Lyrics:
With a dozen roses
TV Show Scripts', "Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some chrysalis
Original Lyrics:
Some privilege
The Rolling Stones', "You Can't Always Get What You Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
And her feet was a fruitless task
Original Lyrics:
At her feet was a footloose man
The Rolling Stones', "You Can't Always Get What You Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a glance, it wasn't Fleetwood Mac
Original Lyrics:
In her glass was a bleeding man
 
1980s
A-ha's, "Take On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll become your deity
Original Lyrics:
I'll be gone in a day or two
Barbra Streisand and Don Johnson's, "Till I Loved You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing will
Original Lyrics:
Nothing lived
Billy Joel's, "Allentown"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's getting very hard to sing
Original Lyrics:
And it's getting very hard to stay
Billy Joel's, "Allentown"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we're waiting here in Allentown
Original Lyrics:
And we're living here in Allentown
Billy Joel's, "Allentown"
Misheard Lyrics:
But our partners bought the second World War
Original Lyrics:
Well our fathers fought the second World War
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you cannot have the treasure
or
And you cannot have the pleasure
Original Lyrics:
And you cannot handle pressure
Cameo's, "Word Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turbo
Original Lyrics:
Word up
Godley & Creme's, "Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me wanna fly
Original Lyrics:
You make me wanna cry
Madonna's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
If we took Arbor Day
Original Lyrics:
If we took the holiday
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are so hard to reach
You play hide and seek with your crude intentions
Original Lyrics:
You are so hard to read
You play hide and seek with your true intentions
 
1990s
Ace of Base's, "Wheel of Fortune"
Misheard Lyrics:
What ya gonna tell your tabby?
Original Lyrics:
What ya gonna tell your daddy?
Alanis Morissette's, "Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
Must be strangely exiting
To watch the story squirrel
Must be somewhat hard telling
To watch a birdy shiver.
Original Lyrics:
Must be strangely exiting
To watch the stoic squirm
Must be somewhat heartening
To watch shepherd need shepherd
Blue Pearl's, "Naked in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rhythm's my head
Fire builds me a highway
Why do you make the blood red sun?
Fire filled by demons then
Original Lyrics:
I'm in over my head
Fire fills me, hot and red
Raging like a blood red sun
Fire fueled by deeds undone
Cher's, "One by One"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna love our mother
Original Lyrics:
We're gonna love one another
Kylie Minogue's, "Got to Be Certain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought we had a rabbit
Original Lyrics:
I thought we had forever
Meat Loaf's, "Not a Dry Eye in the House"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ending's just still a second take
Original Lyrics:
The ending's just too sad to take
New Edition's, "Hit Me Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the brothers' side
Original Lyrics:
To the other side
Paula Abdul's, "My Love Is for Real"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you ask me how I see
Original Lyrics:
If you ask me how I feel
Supergrass', "Going Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to bowl out
Original Lyrics:
If you want to go out
Theme Song's, "Family Guy Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roppy is a family guy
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a family guy
Tina Turner's, "I Don't Wanna Fight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna really fart no more
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna really fight no more
Wilson Phillips', "Hold On"
Misheard Lyrics:
It is really bad to feel this way inside
Original Lyrics:
Is it really fair to feel this way inside?
 
2000s
Beyonce featuring Jay-Z's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I talk to my friends so violently
Houdini Dinkies! Look at what you did to me
Then choose, Ebeneezer will buy a new dress
If you ain't there, ain't nobody else to impress
It's the way that you know, what's an avenue
It's the bee that my heart skips when I'm with you
Original Lyrics:
When I talk to my friends so quietly
Who he think he is? Look at what you did to me
Tennis shoes, don't even need to buy a new dress
If you ain't there, ain't nobody else to impress
It's the way that you know what I thought I knew
It's the beat that my heart skips when I'm with you
Donell Jones', "U Know What's Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit the park and au lait
Original Lyrics:
Hit the park and parlay
Missy Elliott's, "Hot Boyz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I be your game?
Original Lyrics:
Can I be your date?
Missy Elliott's, "Pass That Dutch"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been dreaming
or
I've been drinking
Original Lyrics:
Heavy breathing
Sugar Ray's, "Falls Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
They've grown away
Original Lyrics:
They've gone away
 
2010s
DJ Khaled's, "Wild Thoughts"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was you, all I'd get is white toast.
Original Lyrics:
When I'm with you, all I get is wild thoughts
Flo Rida feat. David Guetta's, "Club Can't Handle Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I know how
To make them stop and stare at the phone now
Original Lyrics:
You know I know how
To make them stop and stare as I zone out
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm falling so I'm taking my time on my rye
Original Lyrics:
I'm falling
I'm taking my time on my ride
Twenty One Pilots', "Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was told when I get older all my friends will shrink.
Original Lyrics:
I was told when I get older all my fears will shrink.
 
country
Luke Bryan's, "Play It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
and she gave me a kick
Original Lyrics:
and she gave me a kiss
 
misc
Taylor Swift's, "Willow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lick my plants, that's my man..
Original Lyrics:
Wreck my plans, that's my man

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