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1960s
The Beatles', "And I Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re #2
Original Lyrics:
You’d love her, too
 
1970s
A Taste of Honey's, "Boogie Oogie Oogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't do it alone
Original Lyrics:
You can't boogie no more
Blues Image's, "Ride, Captain, Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
73 in Memphis
On the San Francisco Bay.
Original Lyrics:
73 men sailed up
From the San Francisco Bay.
Cat Stevens', "Morning Has Broken"
Misheard Lyrics:
Born of the wrong light
Original Lyrics:
Born of the one light
Misheard Lyrics:
Soupy Q
Original Lyrics:
Susie Q
John Denver's, "Thank God I'm a Country Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank God I'm Puppet Boy!
Original Lyrics:
Thank God I'm a country boy!
Leif Garrett's, "I Was Made for Dancin’"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was late for dancin’
Original Lyrics:
I was made for dancin’
Little River Band's, "Happy Anniversary"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need a bigger house from above, oh
Original Lyrics:
You need a little help from above, oh
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got an eye for the camera!
Original Lyrics:
I've got a Nikon camera
Plastic Bertrand's, "Ca Plane Pour Moi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sad, glad, boom, wah
Original Lyrics:
Ca plane pour moi
The Bellamy Brothers', "Let Your Love Flow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why I'm feeling so hot
Original Lyrics:
Why I'm feeling so high
War's, "The Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
His sister kissed
Original Lyrics:
The Cisco Kid
 
1980s
ABC's, "Poison Arrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Swedish melody
Original Lyrics:
The sweetest melody
Billy Joel's, "Keeping The Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fresh pack of Lucky's and a mint Carl Simpson
Original Lyrics:
Bought a fresh pack of Luckys and a mint called Sen-Sen.
Dexy's Midnight Runners', "Because of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You love angels
Original Lyrics:
You love nature
Genesis', "That's All"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's always the same, it's just a shame
You asshole!
Original Lyrics:
It's always the same, it's just a shame
And that's all.
Misheard Lyrics:
We can make it if we die
Original Lyrics:
We can make it if we try
Jeffrey Osborne's, "Don't Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
And lady dies
Original Lyrics:
And lady Di
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hog the bathtub just to please you.
Original Lyrics:
All the better just to please you.
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm go say one mo time, I'm not gone stop!
Original Lyrics:
Ma-ma se, ma-ma sa, ma-ma coo sa.
Mötley Crüe's, "Kickstart My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart, my God
Kickstart my heart
Original Lyrics:
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart
Paul McCartney's, "No More Lonely Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're on Guiding Light
Original Lyrics:
You're my guiding light
R.E.M.'s, "Stand"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you are a few
Original Lyrics:
If you are confused
REM's, "Begin the Begin"
Misheard Lyrics:
I looked for it and I found it
Miles Standish proud, paginate me
Original Lyrics:
I looked for it and I found it
Miles Standish proud, congratulate me
Rick Springfield's, "Love Somebody"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better love salami
Original Lyrics:
You better love somebody
The Georgia Satellites', "Battleship Chains"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tied down with masking tape
Original Lyrics:
Tied down with battleship chains
Underworld's, "Change the Weather"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese the weather
Original Lyrics:
Change the weather
 
1990s
Bush's, "Comedown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shira, Shaira
Original Lyrics:
Shoot up, shoot up!
Commercial's, "McDonald's"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did somebody say Madonna?
Original Lyrics:
Did somebody say McDonald's?
Nightcrawlers 's, "Push The Feeling On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Their lives are a game
Original Lyrics:
Their lives again
Phil Collins', "Both Sides of the Story"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one is washing now
Original Lyrics:
No one is watching now
R.E.M.'s, "Stand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stare in the place that you were
Original Lyrics:
Stand in the place where you were
Smash Mouth's, "Walkin' on the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surprises running out
Original Lyrics:
Supplies are running out
Soundgarden's, "Spoonman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save me, I'm together with your pets
Original Lyrics:
Save me, I'm together with your plans
The Verve's, "History"
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind where the old times does flow
Original Lyrics:
Behind where the old Thames does flow
The Verve's, "Lucky Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's why
Original Lyrics:
It's life
The Verve's, "On Your Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
That I need you, you are shaving
Original Lyrics:
That I need you, you are changing
The Verve's, "This is Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stood at the top of a pill
Original Lyrics:
Stood at the top of a hill
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am just a witless lawyer
Original Lyrics:
I am just a worthless liar
 
2000s
Beyonce featuring Jay-Z's, "Crazy in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love to stare so deep in your eyes
Original Lyrics:
I look and stare so deep in your eyes
Blink-182's, "All the Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Semi-nation
Original Lyrics:
Say it ain't so
Eminem's, "Without Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could start a revolution, illuminary
Original Lyrics:
Could start a revolution, pollutin' the airwaves
Eminem's, "Without Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You waited for him to start the day
Because I'm back, I'm on the rag, inoculating
Original Lyrics:
You waited this long, now stop debating
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
Evan and Jaron's, "Crazy for This Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crazy for this turd
Original Lyrics:
I'm crazy for this girl
Juanes', "Para Tu Amor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parakeet I know
Original Lyrics:
Para Tu Amor
Ladysmith Black Mambazo's, "Creme Savers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh la la creme
Original Lyrics:
Creme la la creme
Pink's, "There You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just because I let you grow
Original Lyrics:
Just because I let you go
The Verve's, "Love Is Noise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome home to a maid in China
Original Lyrics:
...walk on soles that are made in China?
 
2010s
Commercial's, "Anoro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once-a-day Anoro
Original Lyrics:
Once daily Anoro
Major Lazer feat. Pharrell's, "Aerosol Can"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bangin' on the dance like orang-utan
Original Lyrics:
Bangin' on that a** like orang-utan

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