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1960s
The Searchers', "Take Me For What I'm Worth"
Misheard Lyrics:
We both know I'm believin'
Original Lyrics:
We both know I'll be leaving
 
1970s
Carly Simon & James Taylor's, "Mockingbird"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's gonna buy me a knockingbird
Original Lyrics:
He's gonna buy me a mockingbird
Grand Funk Railroad's, "We're an American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night waiting for the king
I got to tell you, who comes here to sing
Original Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddy King
I've got to tell you, pokers thing
Orleans', "Reach"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you may have a reason
Original Lyrics:
Well you may have a vision
Orleans', "Reach"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you may have religion
Original Lyrics:
Well you may have a vision
Steve Miller Band's, "The Stake"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take you home now, you're tired of the steak
Original Lyrics:
I'll take you over, you're tied at the stake
The Settlers', "Martin Luther King's Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake hands with your brother
As beam by beam
Original Lyrics:
Shake hands with your brother
Has been my theme
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty Deeds done by the Thunder Chief
Original Lyrics:
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Aswad's, "Beauty's Only Skin Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suddenly, you came into my light
Original Lyrics:
Suddenly, you came into my life
Aswad's, "Give a Little Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a little dope
Original Lyrics:
Have a little hope
Aswad's, "On and On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down into Macon
Original Lyrics:
Down in Jamaica
Commercial's, "Lite-Brite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Light Brite, like a million cigars
That's right, making things with Lite Brite
Original Lyrics:
Lite Brite, making things with liiiiight.
What a sight, making things with Lite Brite.
Dexy's Midnight Runners', "Come on Eileen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh mommy
Original Lyrics:
Come on Eileen
Fine Young Cannibals', "Good Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two kids, where have you gone?
Original Lyrics:
Good thing, where have you gone?
Fine Young Cannibals', "She Drives Me Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's Driving Miss Daisy and no one else
Original Lyrics:
She drives me crazy like no one else
Huey Lewis And the News', "The Heart of Rock and Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
The opera may be better breedin’
Original Lyrics:
The old man may be barely breathin’
Madness', "Our House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our house in the middle of our seat
Original Lyrics:
Our house in the middle of our street
 
1990s
Aswad's, "Next to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna make your mind
Original Lyrics:
Wanna make you mine
Aswad's, "Warriors"
Misheard Lyrics:
Harry Truman
Original Lyrics:
Gary Numan
Aswad's, "You're No Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
I learned my lesson in Central Park
Original Lyrics:
I learned my lesson, it left a scar
Cliff Richard's, "The Millennium Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Halloween thy name
Original Lyrics:
Hallowed be thy name
Eternal's, "Good Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're not such a doofus
Original Lyrics:
We've got such a good thing
Gloria Estefan's, "Everlasting Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arms will be strong
or
Our arms will be strong
Original Lyrics:
Ours will be strong
Gloria Estefan's, "Everlasting Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the very start, open up your card
Original Lyrics:
From the very start, open up your heart
Green Day's, "Basket Case"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am one of those electro-matic fools
Original Lyrics:
I am one of those melodramatic fools
Kris Kross', "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
McDonald's makes you...Jump! Jump!
Original Lyrics:
Mac Daddy make you...Jump! Jump!
Puff Johnson's, "Over and Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you stood there on the corner
With your suitcase in your head
Original Lyrics:
So you stood there on the corner
With your suitcase in your hand
Misheard Lyrics:
Man it's a hot
Like seven mentos in the midday sun
Original Lyrics:
Man it's a hot one
Like seven inches from the midday sun.
Misheard Lyrics:
You stay so good
Original Lyrics:
You stay so cool
Steps', "Say You'll Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't dissipate
Original Lyrics:
Don't hesitate
Tesla's, "Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you think that a sofa
Original Lyrics:
So you think that it’s over
The Tony Rich Project's, "Nobody Knows"
Misheard Lyrics:
And nobody owes it but me
Original Lyrics:
And nobody knows it but me
 
2000s
Elton John's, "Original Sin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh you were always my original sting
Original Lyrics:
Oh you were always my original sin
Hilary Duff's, "Wake Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up
Wake up
On a Saturday night
Could be New York
Maybe Holly wouldn’t mind
Original Lyrics:
Wake up
Wake up
On a Saturday night
Could be New York
Maybe Hollywood and Vine
Jason Derulo's, "In My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get down to business, let's sniff four-way, ay yeah
or
Get down to business, let's stick Norway, ay yeah
or
Get down to business, that stiff hallway, ay yeah
or
Get down to business, I'm stiff horny, ay yeah
Original Lyrics:
Get down to business, let's skip foreplay, ay yeah
Lenny Kravitz's, "Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
What if you're bent?
Original Lyrics:
Where have you been?
Madonna's, "Hung Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darn good spuds, eat em slowly for those who crave
Original Lyrics:
Time goes by so slowly for those who wait
Madonna's, "Hung Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darn good spuds, eat em slowly
Original Lyrics:
Time goes by so slowly.
Rihanna featuring Sean Paul's, "Break it Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink it up tonight
Original Lyrics:
Break it off tonight
Santana featuring the Product G&B's, "My Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
She fell in love in Italy
Original Lyrics:
She fell in love in East L.A.
The Calling's, "Adrienne"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been thinking about you, Milo
Original Lyrics:
I've been thinking about you, my love
The Calling's, "Things Will Go My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause maybe Sunday
Original Lyrics:
'cause maybe someday
The Calling's, "Wherever You Will Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'm good, then I'm good
Original Lyrics:
If I could, then I would
 
2010s
Adam Lambert's, "Cuckoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
They tell me I'm a daemon to myself
Original Lyrics:
They tell me I'm a danger to myself
Adam Lambert's, "Shady /Trespassing"
Misheard Lyrics:
That satisfaction when I, I get no kids
Original Lyrics:
That satisfaction when I, I get my kicks
Knife Party's, "Fire Hive"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a bun dem program
Original Lyrics:
Meh seh pon dem program
Lorde's, "Team"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Ghoul House, in The Ghoul House, in The Ghoul House
Original Lyrics:
Send the call out Send the call out Send the call out
One Direction's, "Midnight Memories"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t wanna stop to get me love.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna stop so give me more
 
country
Brooks and Dunn's, "My Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burrito
Original Lyrics:
Maria
 
misc
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather be troubled, at least I'm alive
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be dry, but at least I'm alive

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