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1950s
Sam Cooke's, "Cupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yuban
Original Lyrics:
Cupid
 
1960s
Misheard Lyrics:
100 through and through
Original Lyrics:
Hungry through and through
 
1970s
Barry White's, "Never, Never Gonna Give You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll see you, Pooh bear
Original Lyrics:
I'll see you through it
Commodores', "Brick House"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause she's a sick mouse
Original Lyrics:
'cause she's a brick house
Commodores', "Sail On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wasn't your puppetry
Original Lyrics:
Wasn't your cup of tea
Commodores', "Three Times a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're once, twice, three times belated
Original Lyrics:
You're once, twice, three times a lady
Kraftwerk's, "The Robots"
Misheard Lyrics:
Recharging our own vaccine
And now no more COVID-19
Original Lyrics:
We're charging our battery
And now we're full of energy
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beezelbub has a devil motorcycle
Original Lyrics:
Beelzebub had a devil put aside for me
Styx's, "Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Set an open COVID-19 vaccine
Original Lyrics:
Set an open course for the Virgin Sea
The Buggles', "Video Killed The Radio Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can't rewind, we've gone to fart.
Original Lyrics:
We can't rewind, we've gone too far.
 
1980s
Billy Joel's, "We Didn't Start the Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
COVID-19 vaccine,
England's got a new team
Original Lyrics:
Eisenhower vaccine,
England's got a new queen
Billy Ocean's, "Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
COVID-19 vaccine, baby
Original Lyrics:
Get in the back seat, baby
Billy Ocean's, "Suddenly"
Misheard Lyrics:
70s
Original Lyrics:
Suddenly
Billy Ocean's, "When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Going"
Misheard Lyrics:
COVID, I’ll climb any mountain
Original Lyrics:
Darling, I’ll climb any mountain
Christine McVie's, "Got a Hold on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could count to 10
Original Lyrics:
I could count the tears
Commodores', "Lady (You Bring Me Up)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were beyond
Original Lyrics:
You were the one
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t want your (Boyfriend!)
Original Lyrics:
I don’t want your (Photograph!)
Dexy's Midnight Runners', "Come On Eileen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pour our Johnny right
So he sat upon the radio
But the billion hearts hit Bono
Our mother's twine
Sent along
Who'd bade them?
You grew (you're gonna)
Silk rayon (so clever)
Now I must sit home and never
Come on Eileen
Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, ay
When you sing just like a brolga
Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear (oh baby)
At this moment you mean everything
You in that dress
My thoughts I confess
But you're dirty
Ah, come on Eileen
Come on Eileen
These people 'round here
With-their-never-I-say-kissed-one-try-face
Only said to what their plate is
But never (no, never)
No, never (no, never)
We are far too young and clever
Remember
Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, ay
I'm in a hopeless tune forever
Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear (oh baby)
Ah, come on, let's take off everything
Now, would you address Eileen (tell me yes)
Ah, come on let's
Ah, come on Eileen, please
Come on Eileen, too-loo-rye-ay
Come on Eileen, too-loo-rye-ay
Now you are grown
Now you have shown...all Eileen
Said - come on Eileen
This bitter allurer
Show how you feel
Now I must sit home and never
Things 'round here will change
I said, too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye-ay
Original Lyrics:
Poor old Johnnie Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
But he moved a million hearts in mono
Our mothers cried
Sang along
Who'd blame them?
You've grown (you're grown up)
So grown (so grown up).
Now I must say more than ever
Come on Eileen
Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, ay
And we can sing just like our fathers
Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear (what he means)
At this moment you mean everything
You in that dress
My thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty
Oh, come on Eileen
Come on Eileen
These people 'round here
Wear beaten-down eyes sunk in smoke-dried faces
They're so resigned to what their fate is
But not us (no, never)
No, not us (no, never)
We are far too young and clever
Remember
Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, ay
Eileen I'll hum this tune forever
Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear (what he means)
Ah, come on let's take off everything
Pretty red dress Eileen (tell him yes)
Ah, come on let's
Ah, come on Eileen, please
Come on Eileen, too-loo-rye-ay
Come on Eileen, too-loo-rye-ay
Now you are grown
Now you have shown
Oh, Eileen
Say, come on Eileen
These things they are real
And I know how you feel
Now I must say more than ever
Things 'round here have changed
I say, too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye-ay
Diana Ross', "Chain Reaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
You took a mystery and made me want it,
You shagged a camel then you put me on it
Original Lyrics:
You took a mystery and made me want it,
You got a pedestal and put me on it
Fleetwood Mac's, "Big Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I'll build you a King Kong
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I'll build you a kingdom
INXS's, "Kiss The Dirt (Falling Down The Mountain)"
Misheard Lyrics:
End up kissing ducks
Original Lyrics:
End up kissing dirt.
Lindsey Buckingham's, "Holiday Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oradell Road
Original Lyrics:
Holiday Road
 
1990s
Alisha's Attic's, "Alisha Rules the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alisha always wants where angels dare to fly
Original Lyrics:
Alisha always walks where angels fear to fly
Alisha's Attic's, "Alisha Rules the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when it all comes down you need her lies
It's just her playful hand inside your mind
Original Lyrics:
And when it all comes down you realize
It's just her playful heart inside your mind
Aswad's, "Shine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I burn like a fire left in the ring
Original Lyrics:
I burn like a fire left in the rain
Bush's, "Swallowed"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the middle of the world a selfish hook
Original Lyrics:
In the middle of a world on a fishhook
Cher's, "Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
COVID-19 vaccine for your love
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
Dubstar's, "Not So Manic Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
The post nasal harmonies of youth
Original Lyrics:
The postnatal harmonies of youth
Eiffel 65's, "Blue (Da Ba Dee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Blue, anak nina Waray, at anak nina Biday.
Original Lyrics:
I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba dye. Da ba dee, da ba dye
Eternal's, "Stay"
Misheard Lyrics:
As soon as I had the strangest dream
Original Lyrics:
Since I had the strangest dream
Jane Child's, "Don't Wanna Fall in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you have got to celebrate
Original Lyrics:
But you have got to stay away
Metallica's, "Enter Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fraggle Rock
Original Lyrics:
Exit life
Metallica's, "Enter Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Into mine
Original Lyrics:
Enter life
Metallica's, "Enter Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake my hand
Original Lyrics:
Take my hand
Nirvana's, "Lake Of Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew a lady who came from Duluth
She got bit by a dog with a rabbit tooth.
Original Lyrics:
I knew a lady who came from Duluth
She got bit by a dog with a rabid tooth.
Real McCoy's, "Run Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Money, sex and PAW Patrol
Original Lyrics:
Money, sex in full control
Snoop Dogg's, "Gin and Juice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Simple as green and blue
Original Lyrics:
Sipping on gin and juice
 
2000s
Misheard Lyrics:
1,2,3
I don't need you with me
Got one meaty the greens
And I'm calling between
Countin' 1,2,3
Peter Potter may read
And I'm down with repeat
Everybody loves (oh!)
Original Lyrics:
One, two, three
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin' one, two, three
Peter, Paul and Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves me (oh!)
Nelly's, "Hot in Herre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Checkin' your reflection and tellin' your best friend
Girl, I hate my butt in this
Original Lyrics:
Checkin' your reflection and tellin' your best friend
Girl I think my butt gets big.
The Calling's, "Wherever You Will Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Towards you, to guide you
Original Lyrics:
To watch you, to guide you
 
2010s
BORNS's, "Electric Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't let you go out to the garden
Original Lyrics:
I can't let you go now that I got it
Green Day's, "Oh, Yeah!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hell, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, yeah!
Miley Cyrus', "Party in the USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the land of Fame XX (woah!)
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the land of Fame Excess (woah!)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sears (title only)
Original Lyrics:
Cyr (title only)
Taylor Swift's, "Me!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, what's the point of me?
Original Lyrics:
Baby, that's the fun of me
 
country
Los Lonely Boys', "Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
How far is Paris?
Original Lyrics:
How far is heaven?
Restless Heart's, "I'll Still Be Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be yours until the sun doesn't shrine
Original Lyrics:
I'll be yours until the sun doesn't shine
Shania Twain's, "Man! I Feel Like a Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Color my hair, doing a damn
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare
Tim McGraw's, "Do You Want Fries with That"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought that was your boy
Original Lyrics:
I thought that was your voice
 
misc
Traditional's, "Oh Canada"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Canada, we stand on cars and pee
Original Lyrics:
Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee

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