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1950s
Dean Martin's, "Memories Are Made of This"
Misheard Lyrics:
One love, true life
Original Lyrics:
One love through life
Dean Martin's, "Memories Are Made of This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then add the wedding vows
Original Lyrics:
Then add the wedding bells
 
1960s
Etta James', "I Just Wanna Make Love to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want you to hurt all day
Original Lyrics:
I don't want you to work all day
The Beach Boys', "Fun, Fun, Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
She makes the eighty-five herd look like a Roman chariot race now
Original Lyrics:
She makes the Indy 500 look like a Roman chariot race now
The Beatles', "Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in my hour of darkness, cheese's standing right in front of me.
Original Lyrics:
And in my hour of darkness, she is standing right in front of me.
Young Rascals', "Grooving on a Sunday Afternoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me and Leslie.
Original Lyrics:
You and me endlessly.
 
1970s
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deed Done Dirt Cheap"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty jeans and the thunder Jeep.
Original Lyrics:
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
The Eagles', "Witchy Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She can rock you in the night until your skin turn red
Original Lyrics:
She can rock you in the nighttime 'til your skin turn red
Trooper's, "3 Dressed Up as a Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re just a Queen dressed up as a nine.
Original Lyrics:
You're just a 3 dressed up as a nine
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "Back in Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm mad
Yes I'm mad
Well I'm mad
Yes I'm mad
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm back
Yes I'm back
Well I'm back
Yes I'm back
Alan Parsons Project's, "Games People Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Things that they say, honor bright
Original Lyrics:
Things that they say aren't right
Aztec Camera's, "Somewhere In My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
A vision of love wearing boxing gloves.
Original Lyrics:
Ambition of love wearing boxing gloves.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rent boys for hire
Original Lyrics:
This gun's for hire
Misheard Lyrics:
Who you gonna call
Original Lyrics:
When you wanna come
Luther Vandross', "Here and Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pi-a-no
Original Lyrics:
Here and now
Mike + the Mechanics', "All I Need Is a Miracle"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I need is a nickel
Original Lyrics:
All I need is a miracle
Neil Diamond's, "Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reverend Blue Jeans
Original Lyrics:
Forever in blue jeans
Pink Floyd's, "Another Brick in The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
All in all it's just a nother break in the wall
Original Lyrics:
All in all it's just a nother brick in the wall
U2's, "Pride (in the Name of Love)"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the name of war
Original Lyrics:
In the name of love
 
1990s
Adventures Of Stevie V's, "Dirty Cash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got no tadpoles
Original Lyrics:
I got no taboos
Brandy and Monica's, "The Boy Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think that you should be alert
And try to understand why
Original Lyrics:
I think that you should realize
And try to understand why
Pet Shop Boys', "This Must Be the Place I Waited Years to Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
I waited by the star frond
Original Lyrics:
I waited by the staff room
Puff Daddy's, "It's All About the Benjamins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five carrots on my hands
Original Lyrics:
Five carats on my hands
Radiohead's, "Street Spirit (Fade Out)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fake out
Original Lyrics:
Fade out
Smash Mouth's, "Then the Morning Comes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the world's so gay
Original Lyrics:
And the world's a faze
Theme Songs', "Super Mario World Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yoshi and the Princess are giving them a ham
Original Lyrics:
Yoshi and the Princess are giving them a hand
Underworld's, "Born Slippy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna sit close to you
Original Lyrics:
I've grown so close to you
 
2000s
Adema's, "Giving In"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm digging in to you
Original Lyrics:
I'm giving in to you
Backstreet Boys', "Drowning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I get healthy
Original Lyrics:
Baby I can't help it
Britney Spears', "I'm a Slave 4 U"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't delight it
Original Lyrics:
I won't deny it
Guster's, "Satellite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mice said a lie.
Original Lyrics:
You're my satellite.
Vertical Horizon's, "Everything You Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
He says all the nice things
Original Lyrics:
He says all the right things
 
2010s
Anthrax's, "I'm Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm literal slate
Original Lyrics:
I'm cleaning the slate
Big Time Rush's, "Boyfriend "
Misheard Lyrics:
All I really want is a Dumbledore
Original Lyrics:
I don't really know what you did before
Big Time Rush's, "Boyfriend "
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll eat your boyfriend
Original Lyrics:
I'll be your boyfriend
Big Times', "Till I Forget About You "
Misheard Lyrics:
I licked pork chops on a random afternoon
Original Lyrics:
I got a call on a random afternoon
Misheard Lyrics:
Rana Rana Rana René
Rana Rana Rana René
Original Lyrics:
Running, Running,
Running, Running
Commercial's, "Avocados from Mexico"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a f***ing Mexicooo
Original Lyrics:
Avocados from Mexico
Daft Punk's, "Get Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
we're up or mexicans love ya
Original Lyrics:
We're up all night to get lucky
Green Day's, "Still Breathing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m like a lizard that’s betting for his last time
Original Lyrics:
I’m like a loser that’s betting on his last dime
Imagine Dragons', "I Don't Know Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a bacon alibi.
Original Lyrics:
It was an ackin' alibi
Imagine Dragons', "I Don't Know Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're living in a Lion's eggs
Original Lyrics:
We're living in the lion's den
The Weeknd's, "Blinding Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in denial
Original Lyrics:
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
Misheard Lyrics:
Stick it in your pool ball
Original Lyrics:
Stick it in your cooler
Zara Larsson's, "Ruin My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to rule my life
Original Lyrics:
I want you to ruin my life
 
country
Faith Hill's, "This Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is, this is
Original Lyrics:
This kiss, this kiss
Traditional's, "Yellow Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
My buttcheeks juggle when I fart Bitch Imma hit you with my car
Original Lyrics:
I wrote her name in yellow hearts,Her favorite color like the stars.
 
misc
Ed Sheeran's, "Afterglow"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way the Red Sox changing
Original Lyrics:
The weather outside's changing
Traditional's, "America (My Country Tis of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet land of nicotine
Original Lyrics:
Sweet land of liberty
 
xmas
King’s College Choir's, "While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks "
Misheard Lyrics:
While shepherds watched their flocks by night,
All seated on the ground,
The angel of Wuhan came down
And Covid spread around.
Original Lyrics:
While shepherds watched their flocks by night,
All seated on the ground,
The angel of the Lord came down
And glory shone around.

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