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1960s
The Doors', "Roadhouse Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I woke up this morning, I got myself a meal
Original Lyrics:
Well, I woke up this morning, I got myself a beer
Tom Jones', "She's A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
She always knows her place, she doesn't carry mace and makes me dinner.
Original Lyrics:
Well she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind I'd like to flaunt
And take to dinner.
 
1970s
Andy Gibb's, "(Love is) Thicker Than Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing's higher than a fountain
or
Nothing's higher than a mountain
Nothing's sicker than Walter
Original Lyrics:
Love is higher than a mountain
Love is thicker than water
Andy Gibb's, "An Everlasting Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I will make it true
Original Lyrics:
But I will make it through
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high, or low on solution
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true bluish light.
Cat Stevens', "Wild World"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's breaking my car
Original Lyrics:
And it's breaking my heart
Don McLean's, "American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you dancing nin to Jim
Original Lyrics:
I saw you dancing in the gym
Player's, "This Time I'm in It for Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Predict the 70s
Original Lyrics:
Predict a sunny day
The Buggles', "Video Killed The Radio Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Radio killed the radio star
Original Lyrics:
Video killed the radio star
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailing out an S.O.S.
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.
Tom Jones', "She's a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a-ringing
Original Lyrics:
She's a lady
 
1980s
Blondie's, "Heart of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's that love
Original Lyrics:
Once I had a love
Blondie's, "Heart of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
future mistrust
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust
Expose's, "What You Don't Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, she's not a dancer
Original Lyrics:
No is not an answer
Expose's, "When I Looked at Him"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not a drink
Original Lyrics:
It's not a dream
Expose's, "Your Baby Never Looked Good in Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
But don't break my car
Original Lyrics:
But don't break my heart
Fear's, "Let's Have A War"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cincinnati, Dallas, Cincinnati, Dallas, Cincinnati, Cincinnati, Dallas....
Original Lyrics:
There's so many of us, there's so many of us,
There's so many, there's so many of us...
Jeffrey Osborne's, "We're Going All the Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no need to be a friend
Original Lyrics:
There's no need to be afraid
Neil Diamond's, "Love on the Rocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just pour me a treat
Original Lyrics:
Just pour me a drink
Shriekback's, "Nemesis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on give up
I think we're finished
Original Lyrics:
Cover him up
I think we're finished
The Buggles', "Video Killed the Radio Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh-a oh. I made your children.
Original Lyrics:
Oh-a oh. I met your children.
The Buggles', "Video Killed the Radio Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Video killed the radio store
Original Lyrics:
Video killed the radio star
The Jets', "You Got it All"
Misheard Lyrics:
You would make everything clean
Original Lyrics:
You would make everything clear
The Police's, "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is all I want to sing to you
Original Lyrics:
Is all I want to say to you
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the old man in that old America
Original Lyrics:
Just like the old man in that book by Nabokov
 
1990s
Brooks and Dunn's, "Boot Scootin' Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scooby-doo boogie
Original Lyrics:
Boot scoot'n boogie
David Bowie's, "Little Wonder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little wanker, little wanker you.
Original Lyrics:
Little wonder, little wonder you.
Expose's, "I Wish the Phone Would Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake me from this drink
Original Lyrics:
Wake me from this dream
Expose's, "I'll Never Get Over You (Getting Over Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the havens
Original Lyrics:
From the heavens
Expose's, "Let Me Be the One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Falling in love with just a gay
Original Lyrics:
Falling in love is just a game
Expose's, "Tell Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
It ankles every night
Original Lyrics:
It echoes every night
Foo Fighters', "Big Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could stand to Pooh
Original Lyrics:
I could stand to prove
Metallica's, "Sad But True"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stan Patrol
Original Lyrics:
Sad but true
Nightcrawlers', "Push the Feeling On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, life is a game.
And life will pull us.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, and their lives again,
Their lives will pull us through
Richard Marx's, "Now and Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the 70s hang by a thread
Original Lyrics:
When my sanity hangs by a thread
Spin Doctors', "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Letter S, letter S
Original Lyrics:
Little Miss, Little Miss
Spin Doctors', "Two Princes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you like to call me later
Original Lyrics:
And if you want to call me baby
Tom Petty's, "You Don't Know How It Feels"
Misheard Lyrics:
So let it get to the point
Less road, another joint
Original Lyrics:
So let me get to the point
Let's roll another joint
 
2000s
Barenaked Ladies', "Seven Little Monsters Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
They cause trouble whenever they go
Original Lyrics:
They cause trouble wherever they go
Jay-Z featuring Alicia Keys', "Empire State of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Africa Bimbataship
Original Lyrics:
Afrika Bambaathaa s***
Nickelback's, "Gotta Be Somebody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone to love with highlights in their hair
There's gotta be somebody for me like that
Original Lyrics:
Someone to love with my life in their hands
There's gotta be somebody for me like that
Shaggy's, "Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're on Charlie's Angels
Original Lyrics:
You're my darling, angel
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Washington, D.C.)
Original Lyrics:
(It wasn't me)
WarioWare: Touched's, "Ashley's Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
She never breaks the law so she never goes to hell
Original Lyrics:
She never plays with dolls and she never combs her hair
WarioWare: Touched's, "Ashley's Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
She never breaks the law so she never goes to
Original Lyrics:
She never plays with dolls and she never combs her hair
Young the Giant's, "Cough Syrup"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life's too short for a caribou.
Original Lyrics:
Life's too short to even care at all.
 
2010s
Jess Glynne's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I don't wanna walk on my hands anymore, won't you understand?
'Cause I don't wanna walk alone
I'm ready for this, there's no denying
I'm ready for this, you've got me folding
I'm ready for this, I need you rolling
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I don't wanna walk on my own anymore, won't you understand?
'Cause I don't wanna walk alone
I'm ready for this, there's no denying
I'm ready for this, you stop me falling
I'm ready for this, I need you all in
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the bath times I feel myself
Original Lyrics:
And in the bad times I fear myself
Misheard Lyrics:
Babe, look, it's Geppetto
Original Lyrics:
Babe, just hit the pedal
Misheard Lyrics:
I want that cruel love
Body on my, losing all my incense, yeah
Original Lyrics:
I want that crew love
Body on my, losing all my innocence, yeah

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