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1960s
The Beatles', "Dr. Robert"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dr. Robin
Original Lyrics:
Dr. Robert
The Temptations', "Ain't Too Proud to Beg"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no braggin', babe
Original Lyrics:
Ain't too proud to beg
The Temptations', "Get Ready"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get ready to see a cock
Original Lyrics:
Get ready, 'cause here I come
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Waterloo"
Misheard Lyrics:
My my, at Waterloo Napoleon surrendered,
Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny in piloting the waves
The mystery boat's gonna sail
As long as the feeling is there
Original Lyrics:
My, my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender
Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way
The history book on the shelf
Is always repeating itself
Canned Heat's, "Let's Work Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh well now, two paltry minutes, two paltry hours
What does it matter now, it's inside the law
Original Lyrics:
Oh well now, two or three minutes, two or three hours
What does it matter now, in this life of ours
Joe Cocker's, "You Can Leave Your Hat On"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can leave your head on
Original Lyrics:
You can leave your hat on
John Denver's, "Take Me Home, Country Roads"
Misheard Lyrics:
West Virginia, Matt and Momma
Original Lyrics:
West Virginia, mountain momma
The Supremes', "Stoned Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, don't you hear the whistle blowin'?
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, don't you hear the wind blowin'?
 
1980s
Cyndi Lauper's, "True Colors"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see your true colors on channel 2
Original Lyrics:
I see your true colors shining through
Duran Duran's, "The Reflex"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you use it?
Try not to balls it.
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you use it?
Try not to bruise it.
Duran Duran's, "Wild Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wild Boys never hoover it.
Original Lyrics:
Wild boys never lose it.
Duran Duran's, "Wild Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wog Box !!
Original Lyrics:
Wild boys!
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Is It Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you joke?
Original Lyrics:
Dear Jo.
Huey Lewis and the News', "Back in Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is this a business of 1999
Original Lyrics:
Is this the 50s or 1999?
Modern English's, "I Melt with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll solve the puzzle, me and you
Original Lyrics:
I'll stop the world and melt with you
The Rolling Stones', "One Hit (to the Body)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need a Shapiro case
Original Lyrics:
I don't need no security
 
1990s
Ace of Base's, "Don't Turn Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't turn around
'Cause you're gonna see my heart breaking
Don't turn around
I don't know what you see in Mikhail!
Original Lyrics:
Don't turn around
'Cause you're gonna see my heart breaking
Don't turn around
I don't want you seeing me cry!
Celine Dion and Peabo Bryson's, "Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Both a little skilled
Original Lyrics:
Both a little scared
Celine Dion and R. Kelly's, "I'm Your Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am your agent
Original Lyrics:
I am your angel
Radiohead's, "Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
You thought it was really good, I'm not myself
Original Lyrics:
Phew, for a minute there, I lost myself
 
2000s
Elton John's, "I Want Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shop full of holes
Original Lyrics:
Shot full of holes
Misheard Lyrics:
You can take my milk away
Original Lyrics:
You can take my breath away
Enya's, "Oíche Chiúin (Chorale)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christ just spat in your face
Original Lyrics:
Críost an Slánaitheoir Fein
Jason Mraz's, "I'm Yours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up your plants and damn, you're free
Original Lyrics:
Open up your plans and damn, you're free
Jimmy Eat World's, "Big Casino"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they'll say, "all the stuff in the world couldn't be that nice"
Original Lyrics:
And they'll say, "all the salt in the world couldn't melt that ice"
Jimmy Eat World's, "The Middle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elephants, elephants will feed all night
Original Lyrics:
Everything, everything will be alright
Rihanna's, "Don't Stop the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't stop the bulls***
Original Lyrics:
Please don't stop the music
Uncle Kracker's, "Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you won't believe, I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me.
Original Lyrics:
And if you want to leave, I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me.
 
2010s
Jessie J's, "Domino"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull me like a Betty Strong, sparking up a rhythm
Daddy dancing in the moonlight
You got me losing my mind
My heart beats I love time
I'm seeing how the world starts
Use Tommy like a guitar
Original Lyrics:
Boom me like a bass drum, sparking up a rhythm
Dirty dancing in the moonlight
You got me losing my mind
My heart beats out of time
I'm seeing Hollywood stars
You strum me like a guitar
Post Malone's, "Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my brothers got that guessing game
Always be smoking like a rockstar
Original Lyrics:
All my brothers got that gas
And they always be smoking like a Rasta
Post Malone's, "Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dude, your girlfriend isn't groovy
Original Lyrics:
Dude, your girlfriend is a groupie
SHAED's, "Trampoline "
Misheard Lyrics:
When I find who farted
Original Lyrics:
Wait if I'm on fire
Misheard Lyrics:
God is my objection
Original Lyrics:
Regardless of my objection
 
misc
AJR's, "Bang!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go out to the bank!
Original Lyrics:
Let's go out with a bang!
Doris Day's, "Dream a Little Dream of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Birds singing in the Figaro tree
Original Lyrics:
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
 
xmas
Bing Crosby's, "It's Beginning to Look Like Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toys in every storm
Original Lyrics:
Toys in every store
Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.'s, "The Twelve Pains of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
We have no expensive phones
Original Lyrics:
We have no extension cords
Boyz II Men's, "Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red-eyed birdie
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin
Burl Ives', "A Holly Jolly Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in case you didn't see
Original Lyrics:
And in case you didn't hear
David Bowie and Bing Crosby's, "Peace On Earth/Little Drummer Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I play my wish
Original Lyrics:
I pray my wish
Dean Martin's, "Baby, It’s Cold Outside"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you got ammonia and died
Original Lyrics:
If you caught pneumonia and died
Donny Hathaway's, "This Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tinker Bell, Tinker Bell, Tinker Bell
Original Lyrics:
Shake your hand, shake your hand, shake your hand
Gloria Estefan's, "Christmas Through Your Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna see pixels through your eyes
Original Lyrics:
I wanna see Christmas through your eyes
Gloria Estefan's, "Love On Layaway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make my screams come true
Original Lyrics:
Make my dream come true
Goo Goo Dolls', "This Is Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause it's all that I can give you is here
Original Lyrics:
'cause it's all that I can give you this year
Jimmy Durante's, "Frosty the Snowman"
Misheard Lyrics:
He began to casserole
Original Lyrics:
He began to dance around
Kelly Clarkson's, "My Grown-Up Christmas List"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my throw-up sickness list
Original Lyrics:
This is my grown-up Christmas list
Kelly Clarkson's, "Underneath the Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow is falling with some Vitamin C
Original Lyrics:
Snow is falling as the carolers sing
Pentatonix's, "Mary, Did You Know?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary, did you know that you’re baking cookies?
Original Lyrics:
Mary, did you know that your baby boy...
Ray Anthony's, "Christmas Kisses"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want your Hershey's Kisses
Original Lyrics:
I want your Christmas kisses

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