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1960s
Frank Sinatra's, "You Make Me Feel So Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel so strings are sprung
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel so spring has sprung
Louis Armstrong's, "What a Wonderful World"
Misheard Lyrics:
And red noses too
Original Lyrics:
And red roses too
The Beach Boys', "Surfin' USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's gone searchin'
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's gone surfin'
The Four Seasons', "C'mon Marianne"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a passing thing
Original Lyrics:
She was a passing fling
The Temptations', "The Way You Do the Things You Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, you're so sloppy
Original Lyrics:
Baby, you're so smart
Tony Bennett's, "I Left My Heart in San Francisco"
Misheard Lyrics:
I left my part...
Original Lyrics:
I left my heart...
 
1970s
Carly Simon's, "You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
As you watched yourself go about
Original Lyrics:
As you watched yourself gavotte
Cliff Richard's, "We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I ain't losing sleep and I ain't got no sheep
Original Lyrics:
But I ain't losing sleep and I ain't counting sheep
Foreigner's, "Double Vision"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fill my heart with that television
Original Lyrics:
Fill my eyes with that double vision
Frankie Valli's, "Grease"
Misheard Lyrics:
We take depression and we go away
Original Lyrics:
We take the pressure and we throw away
Hall & Oates', "It's a Laugh"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the funny thing is that we once thought
Original Lyrics:
And the funny thing is everyone thought
Hall & Oates', "It's a Laugh"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the odd thing is I really thought
Original Lyrics:
And the other thing is I really thought
Rod Stewart's, "You're in My Heart (The Final Acclaim)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be my mother, you're my best friend
Original Lyrics:
You'll be my lover, you're my best friend
Steve Miller Band's, "Fly Like an Eagle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna fly like a Negro
To the scene
Original Lyrics:
I wanna fly like an eagle
To the sea
The Four Seasons', "December, 1963 (Oh, What a Night)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I got a funny feeling when she walked on the moon
Original Lyrics:
Oh I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room
The Four Seasons', "December, 1963 (Oh, What a Night)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seems so long, but now it seems so bright
Original Lyrics:
Seems so wrong, but now it seems so right
The Four Seasons', "December, 1963 (Oh, What a Night)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd it take so long to save a lot?
Original Lyrics:
Why'd it take so long to see the light?
Village People's, "Macho Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not your, not your man
Original Lyrics:
Macho, Macho Man
Wings', "Silly Love Songs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love doesn't come in a manner
Original Lyrics:
Love doesn't come in a minute
 
1980s
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunset Blvd.
Original Lyrics:
Just the two of us
John Mellencamp's, "Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna let it rock, let it roll.
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul.
Changes come around real soon, make us swim in Amen.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna let it rock, let it roll
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul.
Changes come around real soon make us women and men.
Movie Scripts', "When Harry Met Sally..."
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll have a cheeseburger
Original Lyrics:
I'll have what she's having
T'Pau's, "Heart and Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in the evening now
Loving you is the harder pie
You'll never want my woman myself
Not invading you right from the very start
Original Lyrics:
Leaving you ain't easy now
Loving you's the harder part
You never want me for myself
I've needed you right from the very start
The Psychedelic Furs', "Love My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
The tsunami on the dance floor
Original Lyrics:
There's an army on the dance floor
 
1990s
Beastie Boys', "Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic, kill your children
Kill your children, intergalactic
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic, planetary
Intergalactic, planetary
Bellini's, "Samba de Janeiro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Simple seal
Eczema, eczema, eczema, eczema
Original Lyrics:
Sempre assim
Em cima, em cima, em cima, em cima
Fates Warning's, "Pale Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Times have changed and so have drunk Greeks
Original Lyrics:
Times have changed and so have I
Pearl Jam's, "Jeremy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clearly I remember picking on the boy
Seemed the hungriest little f**k
Original Lyrics:
Clearly I remember picking on the boy
Seemed a harmless little f**k
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whispers the shade, "It's a lovely view."
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
Technotronic's, "Move This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, Ruby!
Original Lyrics:
Come on, move this!
The Cardigans', "Lovefool"
Misheard Lyrics:
Noddy, Noddy, say that you're Noddy
Original Lyrics:
Love me, love me, say that you love me
The Prodigy's, "Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was a youth, I used to untie weed
In a facecloth, a facecloth
Original Lyrics:
When I was a youth, I used to burn Cali weed
In a rizla, a rizla
Theme Songs', "Sharky & George"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharky and George there's a petty mystery
Original Lyrics:
Sharky and George clear up any mystery
 
2000s
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I move, disco duck
Original Lyrics:
If I move, this could die
Green Day's, "American Idiot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything is a mental bee okay
Original Lyrics:
Everything isn’t meant to be okay
Train's, "Drops of Jupiter (Tell Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kill me
Original Lyrics:
Tell me
 
2010s
Lady Gaga's, "Born This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell your kid, rejoice the truth.
Original Lyrics:
So we can rejoice your truth
OMI's, "Cheerleader"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I've found myself a chair-ee-air
Original Lyrics:
I think I've found myself a cheerleader
Misheard Lyrics:
Come as we aspire to be a flame
Original Lyrics:
Colours weave into a spire of flames
Twenty One Pilots', "Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
when the momma sang
Original Lyrics:
when our momma sang
 
xmas
Ariana Grande's, "Last Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
You broke my car again
Original Lyrics:
You broke my heart again
Backstreet Boys', "It’s Christmas Time Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’ll know that someone’s back in town
Original Lyrics:
You’ll know that Santa’s back in town
Bing Crosby's, "White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a black Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Chuck Berry's, "Run Rudolph Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven’s gonna make it to town
Original Lyrics:
Santa’s gonna make it to town
Eartha Kitt's, "Santa Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
And fill my turkey with a duplex
Original Lyrics:
And fill my stocking with a duplex
Loretta Lynn's, "Country Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Popcorn and we're straying
Original Lyrics:
Popcorn and we're stringing
Meghan Trainor's, "Last Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last Christmas, I gave you my part
Original Lyrics:
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
Paul McCartney's, "Wonderful Christmastime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Simply having a w*nk at Christmas time
Original Lyrics:
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Taylor Swift's, "Christmas Tree Farm"
Misheard Lyrics:
And telling me I love Yoo-Hoo
Original Lyrics:
And telling me I love you
The Beach Boys', "Little Saint Nick"
Misheard Lyrics:
There’s a tale of wisdom that you’ve all been told
Original Lyrics:
There’s a tale of Christmas that you’ve all been told

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