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1950s
The Chordettes', "Lollipop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama give you lollipop, tell you why
The taste is sweeter than an apple pie
Original Lyrics:
Call my baby lollipop, tell you why
His kiss sweeter than an apple pie
 
1960s
Dickey Lee's, "I Saw Linda Yesterday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a miracle round
Original Lyrics:
Like a merry-go-round
Neil Young's, "Like a Hurricane"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's cum in your eyes
Original Lyrics:
There's calm in your eyes
The Outsiders', "Time Won’t Let Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can’t leave forever
Original Lyrics:
I can’t wait forever
The Temptations', "All I Need"
Misheard Lyrics:
You never was God bless you
Original Lyrics:
You never was complaining
 
1970s
Billy Joel's, "Prelude/Angry Young Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barnes & Noble died
Original Lyrics:
Was a noble fight
Bob Marley's, "She's Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ho-lada-her, lada, ho-lada-her
Ho-lada-her lada he
Original Lyrics:
Oh, mocking bird, have you ever heard
Words that I never heard
Eagles', "One of These Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got your demands
Original Lyrics:
You've got your demons
Jimmy Buffett's, "Margaritaville"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know I'm my own grandpa
Original Lyrics:
And I know it's my own damn fault
Misheard Lyrics:
Wildlife is calling
Original Lyrics:
Wild night is calling
M's, "Pop Muzik"
Misheard Lyrics:
New York, London, Paris, Munich,
Everybody talk about cropped pubics
Original Lyrics:
New York, London, Paris, Munich,
Everybody talk about pop muzik
Stevie Wonder's, "Sir Duke"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can think it's October
Original Lyrics:
You can feel it all over
The Doobie Brothers', "Listen to the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woah-oh, it's still music
Original Lyrics:
Woah-oh, listen to the music
The Police's, "Walking on the Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Water on the moon
Original Lyrics:
Walking on the moon
U2's, "Two Hearts Beat as One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stumble
Original Lyrics:
I don’t know
 
1980s
ABC's, "Poison Arrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot, got toys in our room
Original Lyrics:
Shoot that poison arrow
AC/DC's, "Back in Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I'm black
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I'm back
Billy Joel's, "We Didn't Start the Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the civil West
Original Lyrics:
Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez
Billy Joel's, "We Didn't Start the Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock and roller color wars, I can't take it anymore
Original Lyrics:
Rock and roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore
Bon Jovi's, "In and Out of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Him and I don't know
Original Lyrics:
In and out of love
David Bowie's, "Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pasteur
Original Lyrics:
Fashion
Kool and the Gang's, "Fresh"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's fresh (as a fish), a sardine
She's like a sardine to me
Original Lyrics:
She's fresh (fresh), exciting
She's so exciting to me
The English Beat's, "Twist and Crawl"
Misheard Lyrics:
System call
Original Lyrics:
Twist and crawl
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pool hall ace
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
 
1990s
Erasure's, "Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enchiladas, enchiladas
Original Lyrics:
Sent you money, sent you flowers
M2M's, "Don't Say You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eventually flowers find a way
Original Lyrics:
Eventually love will find a way
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know eventually we'll be in heaven
Original Lyrics:
And I know eventually we'll be together
Mogwai's, "R U Still In 2 It?"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could go to the pet shop and see something funny
Original Lyrics:
We could go to the pictures and see something funny
Onyx's, "Slam"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's what we want!
Original Lyrics:
Let the boys be boys!
Real McCoy's, "One More Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Complaining
Original Lyrics:
Come play me
The Lion King's, "Circle of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
AHHHHH SEVENYAAA BADABISH BADABUNGGG
Original Lyrics:
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama
U2's, "The Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s not sleeping
Original Lyrics:
It’s no secret
 
2000s
D12's, "My Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the lead singer of my band, my seltzer
Original Lyrics:
I'm the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Daughtry's, "What About Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
What about love?
Original Lyrics:
What about now?
Fall Out Boy's, "The Phoenix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because the world is just a terror and we are wearing black, black
So brown-eyed spirits never know we pass
Original Lyrics:
Because the world is just a teller and we are wearing black masks
"You broke our spirits" says the note we passed
Justin Timberlake's, "Cry Me a River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never see
Original Lyrics:
Never be
Lil Bow Wow's, "Bow Wow (That's My Name)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's my daughter?
Original Lyrics:
Where my dogs at?
Linkin Park's, "Hit The Floor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mini sriracha
The next you're not, watch it drop
Making your heart stop
Original Lyrics:
One minute you're on top
The next you're not, watch it drop
Making your heart stop
Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm overnight
Original Lyrics:
You know I'm on tonight
The Fray's, "You Found Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're frowning
Original Lyrics:
You found me
 
2010s
Daft Punk's, "Get Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nah Nah NAH NAH MEXICAN LIGHTNING
Original Lyrics:
We're up all night to get lucky
Justin Timberlake's, "Can't Stop The Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need no visa, don't need control
Original Lyrics:
I don't need no reason, don't need control
Justin Timberlake's, "Can't Stop The Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're tying up the ceiling when we're in our zone.
Original Lyrics:
We're flying up, no ceiling, when we in our zone.
Lorde's, "Tennis Court"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby be the gas cloud, I'll be the beauty queen in tears
Original Lyrics:
Baby be the class clown, I'll be the beauty queen in tears
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't believe me, just wash
Original Lyrics:
Don't believe me just watch
McFly's, "Shine a Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Led by Caesar
Original Lyrics:
If anybody sees her
Melanie Martinez's, "Play Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess some dress to play date to you
Original Lyrics:
I guess I'm just a play date to you
 
misc
Traditional's, "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean"
Misheard Lyrics:
My buddie lies over the ocean
Original Lyrics:
My Bonnie lies over the ocean
 
xmas
Jose Feliciano's, "Feliz Navidad"
Misheard Lyrics:
The least knobby dot.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz navidad

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