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1960s
Crosby, Stills, and Nash's, "Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you watch Blue's Clues?
Original Lyrics:
What have you got to lose?
Joe Cocker's, "Feelin' Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get up all night
Original Lyrics:
I'm feelin' alright
Mamas And The Papas', "California Dreamin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the preacher likes to talk
Original Lyrics:
You know the preacher likes the cold
Movie Scripts', "Night of the Living Dead (1968)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know that she can
Original Lyrics:
I don't know that she can't
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit sorry now
Original Lyrics:
A little bit softer now
The Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a Ginza barroom queen in Memphis
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis
 
1970s
Bob Seger's, "Against the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jamie was lovely, she was a queer by night
Original Lyrics:
Janey was lovely, she was the queen of my nights.
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Harry doesn't mind if he doesn't make her scream,
He's got a tiny knob, it hangs to the right.
Original Lyrics:
And Harry doesn't mind if he doesn't make the scene,
He's got a daytime job, he's doing alright.
Johnny Nash's, "Stir It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steer it up
Original Lyrics:
Stir it up
Led Zeppelin's, "Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fight the Hulk, singing and frying
Original Lyrics:
To fight the horde, singing and crying.
Peter Gabriel's, "Excuse Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Excuse me, please
I'm looking for Lysegenes [?]
Original Lyrics:
Excuse me, please
I'm looking for Lost Angeles
Ringo Starr's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get used to losing you
Original Lyrics:
I can't get used to living here
Steeleye Span's, "All Around My Hat"
Misheard Lyrics:
All around my tw*t
Original Lyrics:
All around my hat
Suzi Quatro's, "Roxy Roller"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roxy Roller Roxy might turn some heads tonight
Flash light streamin'
Peaches and cream delight
Roxy Roller
Original Lyrics:
Foxy from the Roxy might turn some heads tonight
Flashlight dream
Peaches and cream delight
Roxy Roller
Misheard Lyrics:
With no lovin' in our songs
Original Lyrics:
With no lovin' in our souls
 
1980s
Five Star's, "System Addict"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sister Annie
Original Lyrics:
System addict
Foreigner's, "Juke Box Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
And be a juice box hero, got straw in his eyes.
Original Lyrics:
And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes.
Huey Lewis and the News', "I Want a New Drug"
Misheard Lyrics:
One that won't keep me until night
Original Lyrics:
One that won't keep me up all night
Michael Jackson's, "The Way You Make Me Feel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll pick you up in my car and go paint the town
Original Lyrics:
I'll pick you up in my car and we'll paint the town
Movie Scripts', "Children of the Corn"
Misheard Lyrics:
When our meeting's over
Original Lyrics:
When our weeping's over
Movie Scripts', "Pet Sematary"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Georgia
Original Lyrics:
It's gorgeous
Natalie Cole's, "Jump Start"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump start my car
Original Lyrics:
Jump start my heart
Oran 'Juice' Jones', "The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumped into Michael, didn't drive too far
Original Lyrics:
Jumped into my car, didn't drive too far
Rick Astley's, "Never Gonna Give You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never gonna f*** you up
Original Lyrics:
Never gonna give you up
The Hooters', "All You Zombies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Went to get potential menace
Yeah, he's just gonna break 'im in half!
Original Lyrics:
Went to get the Ten Commandments
Yeah, he's just gonna break 'em in half!
The Pointer Sisters', "Automatic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I go from sadness to acceleration
Original Lyrics:
I go from sadness to exhilaration
Womack & Womack's, "A.P.B."
Misheard Lyrics:
U2 can't do this to me
Original Lyrics:
You two can't do this to me
 
1990s
Candyman's, "Knockin' Boots"
Misheard Lyrics:
This trunk needs a half tank
Original Lyrics:
This truck needs a half tank
Del Amitri's, "Nothing Ever Happens"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all sing along like a fool
Original Lyrics:
We all sing along like before
Hootie & The Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
“A barber does your hair”
Original Lyrics:
No comb had touched your hair
Movie Scripts', "Trainspotting"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're ruled by a few a***holes!
Original Lyrics:
We're ruled by effete a***holes!
Natalie Cole's, "Wild Women Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on and wild whip it, baby
Original Lyrics:
Come on and wild with me, baby
Rod Stewart's, "Rhythm of My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the ocean makes the sky
Original Lyrics:
Where the ocean meets the sky
 
2000s
Christina Aguilera's, "Dirrty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too dirty to clean my attic
Original Lyrics:
Too dirty to clean my act up.
Epica's, "Sensorium"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll fit your hands Already been What's in my ass, oh no
Original Lyrics:
Our future has already been written by us alone
Pendulum's, "The Other Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
This s**t is coming down
Original Lyrics:
This ship is coming down
Rachel Stevens', "Sweet Dreams My LA Ex"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby that tone is not welcome around here
Original Lyrics:
Baby that tongue's not welcome around here
The Darkness', "I Believe in a Thing Called Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be f**king 'til the sun goes down
Original Lyrics:
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down.
The Pussycat Dolls', "Don't Cha"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cha wish your girlfriend brushed your teeth like me?
Original Lyrics:
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
 
2010s
Declan McKenna's, "Brazil"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna play the beautiful game loud in Brazil
Original Lyrics:
I wanna play the beautiful game out in Brazil
Declan McKenna's, "Brazil"
Misheard Lyrics:
To show the country that you're from
Is where the world should want to be
For a find something old people need
Original Lyrics:
To show the country that you're from
Is where the world should want to be
For a fine something all people need
Emilie Mover's, "Made for Each Other"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were made for each other all day
Original Lyrics:
We were made for each other for always
Flo Rida ft. Sia 's, "Wild Ones"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to shut down the clown
Original Lyrics:
I want to shut down the club
Misheard Lyrics:
Soul politician
Original Lyrics:
Soul power twisting
Mechina's, "Anathema"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see with my eyes
To denounce the origin
Of surgeries draped in black
Original Lyrics:
I speak with my eyes
To denounce the origin
Of centuries draped in black
Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello's, "I Know What You Did Last Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look me in the ass my lover.
Original Lyrics:
I know what you did last summer
Tool's, "7empest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buy my new record.
Original Lyrics:
We know your nature.
Tool's, "Pneuma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right here, right now.
Original Lyrics:
Wake up now child.
Misheard Lyrics:
Stick it in your tool box
Original Lyrics:
Stick it in your cooler
 
misc
Justin Bieber's, "Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feels so holy, holy, holy, holy, holy En garde!
Original Lyrics:
Feels so holy, holy, holy, holy, holy On God!

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