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1950s
Misheard Lyrics:
So goddamn easy
Original Lyrics:
So doggone easy
Elvis Presley's, "Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's walk up to the creature
Original Lyrics:
Let's walk up to the preacher
 
1960s
Del Shannon's, "Runaway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wawa, Wawa runaway
Original Lyrics:
I won-won-won-won-wonder why
Frank Sinatra's, "You Make Me Feel So Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make this feel so long
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel so young
The Four Seasons', "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
(They don't try)
Original Lyrics:
(They don't cry)
The Gentrys', "Keep On Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just about pregnant
Original Lyrics:
Dancin' and a prancing
The Guess Who's, "These Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Design a peanut butter bitta beeta boota butta batta mitt shoes
Original Lyrics:
These eyes have seen a lot of loves
But they're never gonna see another one like I had with you
 
1970s
Andy Kim's, "Rock Me Gently"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t let me glow
Original Lyrics:
Don’t let me go
Billy Joel's, "The Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are some we never touch
Original Lyrics:
There are some we never tell
Bread's, "Diary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found her Diaperene underneath the tree
Original Lyrics:
I found her diary underneath the tree
Chicago's, "Baby, What a Big Surprise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me find L.A.
Original Lyrics:
Help me find my way
Chic's, "Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
October 6th
Original Lyrics:
And roller skates
Foreigner's, "Head Games"
Misheard Lyrics:
These gay dreams, they keep haunting me, are they wanting me
Original Lyrics:
These daydreams, they keep haunting me, are they warning me
Iggy Pop's, "Lust For Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's dance like hypnotized chickens.
Original Lyrics:
Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pin-headed woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a kick
Original Lyrics:
It's a hit
Queen's, "We Are the Champions"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the chariots, my friends
Original Lyrics:
We are the champions, my friends
Sammy Davis Jr.'s, "Plop Plop Fizz Fizz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swallowed a blast
Original Lyrics:
Wow, what a blast
The Babys', "Isn’t it Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I should die
Original Lyrics:
I think I should cry
The O’Jays', "Use Ta Be My Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ask me how I love
Original Lyrics:
Ask me who I know
 
1980s
Bruce Springsteen's, "One Step Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Checked the furniture
Original Lyrics:
Checked the furnace
Chicago's, "Love Me Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love me tomorrow, turtle back
Original Lyrics:
Love me tomorrow, hurry back
Corey Hart's, "Sunglasses at Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
It cuts my security hat. Cheese got control of me.
Original Lyrics:
It cuts my security. Has she got control of me?
Howard Jones', "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I won't stop at 40
Original Lyrics:
But I won't stop and falter
Howard Jones', "What is Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
What should I buy?
Original Lyrics:
Why should I mind?
Kool & the Gang's, "Misled"
Misheard Lyrics:
We slept
Original Lyrics:
Misled
Phil Collins', "You Can't Hurry Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
How many hotties?
Original Lyrics:
How many heartaches?
Phil Collins', "You Can't Hurry Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
How much more must I pay?
Original Lyrics:
How much more must I take?
Phil Collins', "You Can't Hurry Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh please!
Original Lyrics:
Now break!
Talking Heads', "Once in a Lifetime"
Misheard Lyrics:
As the days go by
or
Any days go by
or
And the days go by
Original Lyrics:
Letting the days go by
The Cure's, "Charlotte Sometimes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come to be scared, possessed
Original Lyrics:
Come to me, scared princess
Tracy Chapman's, "Talkin' Bout a Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let go
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know?
 
1990s
Betty Boo's, "Let Me Take You There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Faith in the sea and faith in the sunshine
Original Lyrics:
Bathe in the sea and bathe in the sunshine
Fiona Apple's, "Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I'm feeling like a radio
Original Lyrics:
'cause I'm feeling like a criminal
Sheryl Crow's, "All I Wanna Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up although Santa made a couple of farts
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
Spice Girls', "Move Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're still in the seat
Original Lyrics:
We're sowing the seed
The Verve's, "The Drugs Don't Work"
Misheard Lyrics:
You leave my life, I'm better off then
Original Lyrics:
You leave my life, I'm better off dead
 
2000s
Celine Dion's, "God Bless America"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the orchards like before
Original Lyrics:
To the oceans white with foam
Killswitch Engage's, "This Fire Burns"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two morons in my a** hole!
Original Lyrics:
Tomorrow's in my eyes, oh!
Miranda Cosgrove's, "About You Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shut up being strong, yeah, I lied
Original Lyrics:
Should've been strong, yeah, I lied
Pendulum's, "Visions"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just leave this place, put the world to rights
Original Lyrics:
Just leave this place, come towards the light
September's, "Cry for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
So no one's gonna cry for you
Original Lyrics:
So now who's gonna cry for you
TV Show Scripts', "The Inbetweeners (UK)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The jammy kid's only gone and pulled an experienced c**k-handler!
Original Lyrics:
The jammy git's only gone and pulled an experienced c**k-handler!
 
country
Alan Jackson's, "Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a real illiterate man
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a real political man
Faith Hill's, "Let Me Let Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been 2,000 miles down an L.A. road
Original Lyrics:
I've been 2,000 miles down a dead end road
Faith Hill's, "The Way You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel with you all around me
Original Lyrics:
Feel with your arms around me
Lee Greenwood's, "God Bless the USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
And offend her still today
Original Lyrics:
And defend her still today
Lonestar's, "I'm Already There"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your friend
Original Lyrics:
I'm in your prayers
 
misc
BTS's, "Dynamite"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is getting healthy
Original Lyrics:
This is getting heavy
The Happy Fits', "Hold Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never cared for fancy eyes
Original Lyrics:
I never cared for fancy art

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