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1950s
Elvis Presley's, "Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby it's to you I'm thinking of
Original Lyrics:
Baby it's just you I'm thinking of
Elvis Presley's, "Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's 1-2-3
Original Lyrics:
Let's walk up to the preacher
Rosemary Clooney's, "Mambo Italiano"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Jaroo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jagool!
 
1960s
Beach Boys', "Help Me Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since she put me down, I've spent hours puking in my bed
Original Lyrics:
Since she put me down, I've been all through it in my head
Johnnie Taylor's, "Who's Making Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's taking drugs with your old lady While you were out taking drugs?
Original Lyrics:
Who's making love to your old lady While you were out making love?
Smokey Robinson and the Miracles', "You Really Got a Hold On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't IQ, but I love you
Original Lyrics:
I don't like you, but I love you
The Guess Who's, "These Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Design a peanut butta beeta betta boota butta mitt shoes
Original Lyrics:
These eyes have seen a lot of loves
But they're never gonna see another one like I had with you
The Kinks', "All Day and All of the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the good side
Original Lyrics:
For a good time
The Seekers', "The Carnival Is Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though the carnival is over I will drug you 'til I die
Original Lyrics:
Though the carnival is over I will love you 'til I die
Zager & Evans', "In the Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too From your bottom with a long black pube
Original Lyrics:
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too From the bottom of a long black tube
 
1970s
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't touch me in the playhouse
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
Elton John's, "Harmony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Autumn leaves
Original Lyrics:
Harmony
Eric Burdon and War's, "Spill the Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spill the wine, Milton Berle
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine and take that pearl
Monty Python's, "Always Look On The Bright Side of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enjoy it, it's your last chance of the hour
Original Lyrics:
Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow
Pete Wingfield's, "Eighteen with a Bullet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm eighteen with a bollock
Original Lyrics:
I'm eighteen with a bullet
Roberta Flack's, "Killing Me Softly With His Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Killing myself with my fingers.
Original Lyrics:
Killing me softly with his song.
Rolling Stones', "Beast of Burden"
Misheard Lyrics:
All this seduction, I could f*** a duck
Though it's all quacking I could f*** it off
There's one thing, baby I don't understand
You keep on telling me I ain't your goddamn man
Original Lyrics:
All your sickness, I can suck it up
Throw it all at me I can shrug it off
There's one thing, baby I don't understand
You keep on telling me I ain't your kind of man
The Rolling Stones', "Tumbling Dice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me the tumbling down
Original Lyrics:
Call me the tumbling dice
Wizzard's, "See My Baby Jive"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say my bed gets into your hair
Original Lyrics:
You say my beard gets into your hair
 
1980s
Animotion's, "Obsession"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see my future there
Original Lyrics:
I see the beauty there
Billy Ocean's, "African Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Apple crumb cake
Original Lyrics:
African Queen
Billy Ocean's, "European Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Therapeutic Queen
Original Lyrics:
European Queen
Commercial's, "Doxidan"
Misheard Lyrics:
When nature needs a healthy hand
Original Lyrics:
When nature needs a helping hand
Deniece Williams', "Let's Hear It for the Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby may stink of pee, but that's alright by me.
Original Lyrics:
My baby may sing off key, but that's alright by me.
Electric Light Orchestra's, "All Over the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Montreal and Chinatown
Original Lyrics:
L.A., New York, Amsterdam, Monte Carlo, Shard End and...
Hot Chocolate's, "It Started with a Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
How could you inflict
The aroma of your butt fumes
Original Lyrics:
How could I resist
The aroma of your perfume
Madonna's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
If we took the harmony
Original Lyrics:
If we took a holiday
Mel and Kim's, "Respectable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Respect a bull
Original Lyrics:
Respectable
Michael McDonald's, "Sweet Freedom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chance sweet freedom
Original Lyrics:
Shine, sweet freedom.
Misheard Lyrics:
We'd still speak French someday
Original Lyrics:
We'd still be friends someday
Paul Nicholas', "Magical Mr. Mistoffelees"
Misheard Lyrics:
At least we all heard that somebody heard.
Original Lyrics:
At least we all heard that somebody purred.
 
1990s
Monty Python's, "Always Look On The Bright Side of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your husband just decapitated the babysitter
Original Lyrics:
Your husband just decamped with the babysitter
OMC's, "How Bizarre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa John's
Original Lyrics:
How bizarre
Paula Abdul's, "Rush Rush"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel you walk through me
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you all through me
Smash Mouth's, "Walkin' On The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they f***ed out with guitars around a bonfire
Original Lyrics:
And they folked out with guitars around a bonfire
Sugar Ray's, "Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna buy
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna fly
The Brian Setzer Orchestra's, "Jump, Jive An' Wail"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, baby, it looks like he's going to hell
Original Lyrics:
Baby, baby, it looks like it's gonna hail
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers', "Mary Jane's Last Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me as a car
Original Lyrics:
Take me as I come
k.d. lang's, "Constant Craving"
Misheard Lyrics:
Austin, TX
Original Lyrics:
Constant craving
k.d. lang's, "Constant Craving"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear me in my skin
Original Lyrics:
Here beneath my skin
k.d. lang's, "Constant Craving"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe a great faggot boy
or
Maybe a great Magna Doodle
Original Lyrics:
Maybe a great magnet pulls
k.d. lang's, "Constant Craving"
Misheard Lyrics:
So it's you
Original Lyrics:
To its youth
 
2000s
Slipknot's, "People=Shit"
Misheard Lyrics:
People eat bullshit!
Original Lyrics:
People equal shit!
 
2010s
Adele's, "Set Fire to the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a murderer comes.
As I hear your screaming and drowning, your fate.
Original Lyrics:
Well, it burned while I cried
'Cause I heard it screaming out your name, your name!
Anthrax's, "Earth on Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to Europe on Hell
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to your Earth on Hell
Bruno Mars', "That's What I Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
You deserve a baby, you deserve it all
Original Lyrics:
You deserve it baby, you deserve it all
Daft Punk's, "Lose Yourself to Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
You just suck the dicks
Original Lyrics:
Lose yourself to dance
Girl in Red's, "Summer Depression"
Misheard Lyrics:
My world is tragic
It's my own sadness
Original Lyrics:
My worst habit
Is my own sadness
Hi-5 X Jonas RaveDJ Mix's, "Generator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just farting I one to you!
Original Lyrics:
Just carting to one the you!
 
misc
Bruce Springsteen's, "10th Ave. Freezeout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell the Devil you can freestyle
Original Lyrics:
Tenth Avenue freeze out

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