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1950s
Commercial's, "Philip Morris"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to Philip Morris!
Original Lyrics:
Call for Philip Morris!
 
1960s
Jungle Book's, "My Own Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Father's hunting in the forest
Mother's cooking in the home
I must pass a lot of water
'Til the day that I am grown
Original Lyrics:
Father's hunting in the forest
Mother's cooking in the home
I must go to fetch the water
'Til the day that I am grown
Tommy Roe's, "Dizzy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a Whopper, it never is
Original Lyrics:
Like a whirlpool, it never ends
 
1970s
America's, "A Horse with No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been through the desert on a whore with no name
Original Lyrics:
I been through the desert on a horse with no name
Billy Joel's, "Say Goodbye to Hollywood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say goodbye to Billy
Original Lyrics:
Say goodbye my baby
Chris Rea's, "Fool (If You Think It's Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who duck you think it's over
Original Lyrics:
Fool if you think it's over
David Naughton's, "Makin’ It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m Mickey Mouse
Original Lyrics:
I’m makin’ it
Linda Ronstadt's, "When Will I Be Loved"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ve been treated
Original Lyrics:
I’ve been cheated
Pratt & McClain's, "Happy Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
The weekend comes,
The backhoe hums.
Original Lyrics:
The weekend comes
My cycle hums.
Stevie Wonder's, "Superstition"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing's superficial
Original Lyrics:
Very superstitious
The Isley Brothers', "That Lady, Pt. 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
Refined lady
Original Lyrics:
Real fine lady
 
1980s
Bon Jovi's, "Bad Medicine"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's what you get for going alone
Original Lyrics:
That's what you get for falling in love
Elton John's, "Kiss the Bride"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a big surprise
Original Lyrics:
I wanna kiss the bride
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
See-saws say so much
Original Lyrics:
Sad songs say so much
Jude Cole's, "Back to School"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna take you over and over
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna take you over the limit
Kenny Loggins', "I'm Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I Right
Original Lyrics:
I'm alright
Movie Scripts', "Caddyshack"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you get back from Italy...
Original Lyrics:
When you get back from Little League...
Peter Gabriel's, "No Self Control"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to get some fruit
Original Lyrics:
Got to get some food
Pretenders', "Back On the Chain Gang"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back on the train, gang
Original Lyrics:
Back on the chain gang
Scorpions', "Rock You Like a Hurricane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eli Manning
Original Lyrics:
Here I am
Tallman's, "Pray"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I pray I pray at the sink all day
Original Lyrics:
And I pray I pray every single day
The Cars', "Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's gonna f*** your ears when you scream?
Original Lyrics:
Who's gonna plug your ears when you scream?
The Cars', "Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't go on thinking nothing's wrong, but I...
Original Lyrics:
You can't go on thinking nothing's wrong, but bye...
The Cars', "You Might Think"
Misheard Lyrics:
You kicked it...go!
Original Lyrics:
You kept it...going
The Proclaimers', "I'm on My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want my weed
Original Lyrics:
I'm on my way
The Proclaimers', "I'm on My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on my wii
Original Lyrics:
I'm on my way
Tina Turner's, "We Don't Need Another Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need another ear lobe
Original Lyrics:
We don't need another hero
Tom Tom Club's, "Genius of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m in Paris
Original Lyrics:
I’m in heaven
U2's, "Angel of Harlem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Solo
Original Lyrics:
So long
 
1990s
Babylon Zoo's, "Spaceman"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a fart between us
OR
There's a fighter between us
Original Lyrics:
There's a fire between us
Dodgy's, "Good Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fuse is burning somewhere, it's drenched in meat
Original Lyrics:
The fuse is burning somewhere, it's drenched in heat
Dodgy's, "Good Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have two suppers
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to suffer
Dodgy's, "Good Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'd like me lobotomized
Original Lyrics:
You'd like me to buy mind,
EMF's, "Unbelievable"
Misheard Lyrics:
The things you see
Original Lyrics:
The things you say
Jon Bon Jovi's, "Blaze Of Glory"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I flip-flop to the forest
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I've lived life to the fullest
Mariah Carey's, "My All"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my sleepless somber tune tonight
Original Lyrics:
In my sleepless solitude tonight
Peter Gabriel's, "Digging in the Dirt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bud Collyer
Original Lyrics:
I told you
Radiohead's, "Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're somebody special
Original Lyrics:
You're so f***ing special
Robbie Williams', "Millennium"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we're praying for some Kool-Aid
Original Lyrics:
And we're praying it's not too late
UB40's, "Here I Am (Come and Take Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will.I.Am baby
Original Lyrics:
Here I am baby
 
2000s
Bob the Builder's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of coffee mixed with syrup
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of concrete mixed with sand
Fall Out Boy's, "Thnks fr th Mmrs"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a number away from getting you away to the moon
Original Lyrics:
I'm a liner away from getting you into the mood
Jay-Z featuring Alicia Keys', "Empire State of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Avocado wet dream tomato
Original Lyrics:
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of.
The Shangri-Las', "Remember (Walkin' in the Sand)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight is so exciting
Original Lyrics:
The night was so exciting
 
2010s
Ava Max's, "Sweet But Psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be coming back, back for seconds
With your plane, you just can't help it
Original Lyrics:
You'll be coming back, back for seconds
With your plate, you just can't help it
Katy Perry's, "Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pictures of last night ended up on line.
Huskeroo, oh well.
Original Lyrics:
Pictures of last night ended up on line.
I'm screwed, oh well.
Wallows', "Are You Bored Yet? (feat. Clairo)"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I can't help but ask you, "Are you born yet?"
Original Lyrics:
But I can't help from asking, "Are you bored yet?"
 
misc
The Happy Fits', "What Could Be Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Barton
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Bartend
Traditional's, "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you any wood?
Original Lyrics:
Have you any wool?
Traditional's, "Rock-a-Bye Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the Dow breaks
Original Lyrics:
When the bough breaks

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