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1960s
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Who'll Stop the Rain?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Babya plans the New Year
Original Lyrics:
Five year plans and new deals
Wrapped in golden chains.
The Youngbloods', "Get Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, Tinker Bell
Original Lyrics:
Come on, people now
 
1970s
Al Stewart's, "Year of the Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
The year of the can
Original Lyrics:
The year of the cat
Andy Gibb's, "Shadow Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need that sweet temptation
Original Lyrics:
I need that sweet sensation
Boney M's, "Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the Kazachouk, he danced really wunderbar.
Original Lyrics:
But the Kaiser chuckled hey that's really wunderbar.
Chicago's, "25 or 6 to 4"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for the triple play
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for the break of day
Climax Blues Band's, "Couldn't Get It Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I take off looking for a sign
Original Lyrics:
But I kept on looking for a sign
Dan Hill's, "Sometimes When We Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just an underwriter
Original Lyrics:
I'm just another writer
Earth, Wind & Fire's, "September"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning up
Original Lyrics:
Ba de ya
Nazareth's, "Bad Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a bad, bad boy
And I'm gonna feel your Mum
Original Lyrics:
I'm a bad, bad boy
And I'm gonna steal your love
Olivia Newton-John's, "I Honestly Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you
Original Lyrics:
I love you
Slade's, "My Friend Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
My friend Stan’s got a fungal old man
Oh yeah
Original Lyrics:
My friend Stan’s got a funny old man
Oh yeah
Sniff 'n' The Tears', "Driver's Seat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Journey was sweet
Original Lyrics:
Jenny was sweet
Stevie Wonder's, "I Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brother says he's tellin' 'bout you playin' doctor with that nurse
Original Lyrics:
Brother says he's tellin' 'bout you playin' doctor with that girl
T. Rex's, "Bang A Gong (Get It On)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you're dirty and sweet
Clad in black, a hunchback and I love you
Original Lyrics:
Well you're dirty and sweet
Clad in black, don't look back and I love you
 
1980s
9.9's, "All of Me for All of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of view for all of me
Original Lyrics:
All of you for all of me
Commercial's, "McGruff the Crime Dog (Users are Losers)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Users of YouTube
Original Lyrics:
Users are losers
Hot Chocolate's, "It Started with a Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember every little thing
Like fighting with the gay crowd
Original Lyrics:
I remember every little thing
Like fighting in the playground
KC and the Sunshine Band's, "Please Don’t Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ve had to trick-or-treat
Original Lyrics:
I’ve had one dream come true
Madness', "Our House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sister's saying in her sleep
Original Lyrics:
Sister's sighing in her sleep
Natalie Cole's, "Pink Cadillac"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink Pamela
Original Lyrics:
Pink Cadillac
Peter Cetera and Amy Grant's, "The Next Time I Fall"
Misheard Lyrics:
'til the morning was right
Original Lyrics:
'til the moment was right
Peter Wolf's, "Lights Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing in the dark to the radio glow
Original Lyrics:
Dancing in the dark to the radio of love
Stevie Ray Vaughan's, "Crossfire"
Misheard Lyrics:
2 for 2, every night
Original Lyrics:
Tooth for tooth, eye for an eye
Stevie Wonder's, "I Just Called to Say I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
No autumn wind
or
No autumn breeze
Original Lyrics:
No Halloween
Sting's, "If You Love Somebody Set Them Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fleet, Fleet, C.B. Fleet
Original Lyrics:
Free, free, set them free
The Human League's, "(Keep Feeling) Fascination"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep being isolated
Original Lyrics:
Keep feeling fascination
The Human League's, "Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
To fill the world with Entenmann's
Original Lyrics:
To fill this space of emptiness
The Pointer Sisters', "Jump (For My Love)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And be my touch
Original Lyrics:
And feel my touch
The Vapors', "Turning Japanese"
Misheard Lyrics:
I touch your picture
Original Lyrics:
I got your picture
 
1990s
Craig Mack's, "Flava in Ya Ear (Remix)"
Misheard Lyrics:
To your gut, Danger Girl's Butt
Original Lyrics:
To your gut, did your girl's butt
Craig Mack's, "Flava in Ya Ear"
Misheard Lyrics:
To your gut, Danger Girl's Butt
Original Lyrics:
To your gut, did your girl's butt
Misheard Lyrics:
Solar, solar, solar panel
Original Lyrics:
Summer, summer, summertime
Dana Dawson's, "3 Is Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know there'll be plenty mountains to find
Original Lyrics:
I know there'll be plenty mountains to climb
Folk Implosion's, "Natural One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the one natural one, take it easy
Or you can take it in stride
Original Lyrics:
I'm the one natural one, make it easy
We can take it inside
Janet Jackson's, "Come Back to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my my, I've waited
Original Lyrics:
All my life, I've waited
Janet Jackson's, "Love Will Never Do (Without You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our friends think we're not the same
Original Lyrics:
Our friends think we're opposites
Pras Michel featuring Mya and Ol' Dirty Bastard's, "Ghetto Supastar (That is What You Are)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coming from above
Original Lyrics:
Coming from afar
Misheard Lyrics:
Roaming through the woods because there's order in the back.
Original Lyrics:
Throw me to the wolves because there's order in the pack.
 
2000s
Fatman Scoop's, "Be Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fatman Scoop said F*** DA CLAN!!!
Original Lyrics:
Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan!
Janet Jackson's, "Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing nothing nothing for me
Original Lyrics:
Nutty nutty nutty for me
Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles', "'03 Bonnie and Clyde"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's me and my doofus
Original Lyrics:
It's me and my girlfriend
and
It's me and my boyfriend
No Doubt's, "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's funny how I've blown myself an avenue
Original Lyrics:
It's funny how I blind myself, I never knew
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Suck My Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Most motherf***ers never go downstairs
Original Lyrics:
Most motherf***ers have a cold-ass stare.
Savage Garden's, "Affirmation"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe the sun should never set upon the Northern bends
Original Lyrics:
I believe the sun should never set upon an argument.
September's, "Cry for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You filled the duty of the day
OR
You filled the Judy of the day
Original Lyrics:
You killed the beauty of today
 
2010s
ATB featuring Sean Ryan's, "When It Ends It Starts Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're alive and we're all gay
Original Lyrics:
We're alive and we're okay
Commercial's, "Trolli Glow Wirms"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to our land
We're crawling down your hand
Come in near it's fun in here
Trolli, Trolli, Trolli
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to our land
Sorry 'bout your hand
It's better here, it's fun in here
Trolli, Trolli, Trolli
Sara Bareilles', "King of Anything"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me go to bed, babe
Original Lyrics:
Let me hold your crown, babe
 
country
Dolly Parton's, "I Will Always Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been asleep, been awake
Original Lyrics:
Bittersweet memories

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