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1960s
The Beach Boys', "Surfin' USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
A bushy bushy bon hairdo
Original Lyrics:
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo
The Eligibles', "The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ship sook ground
Original Lyrics:
The ship's aground
The Four Seasons', "Save It for Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you love me
Original Lyrics:
Save it for me
The Four Tops', "Standing in the Shadows of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been waiting for the party to come
Original Lyrics:
I've been waiting for the heartaches to come
 
1970s
Al Green's, "Tired of Being Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so tired of being on the phone
Original Lyrics:
I'm so tired of being alone
America's, "Tin Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Among the shells
Original Lyrics:
Among the shelves
Barry White's, "You’re the First, the Last, My Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can’t you see a few?
Original Lyrics:
Can’t you see if you...
Chicago's, "Alive Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of alignment
Original Lyrics:
I am alive again
Commercial's, "Levitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
11 at Levitz
Original Lyrics:
You'll love it at Levitz
Foreigner's, "Feels Like the First Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
It feels like the worst time
Original Lyrics:
It feels like the first time
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeping your head in the water
Make it away when you can
Original Lyrics:
Keeping your head above water
Making a wave when you can
John Denver's, "Rocky Mountain High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody’s hot
Original Lyrics:
Everybody’s high
KC and the Sunshine Band's, "I'm Your Boogie Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your booty man
Original Lyrics:
I'm your boogie man
Paper Lace's, "The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
and the sound of rutting feet
Original Lyrics:
and the sound of running feet
Paul McCartney & Wings', "Band On the Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the rain exposed
Original Lyrics:
Well the rain exploded
Sister Sledge's, "We Are Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got foreign systems with me
Original Lyrics:
I got all my sisters with me
Spinners', "The Rubberband Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get down, Robo(Crook)
Original Lyrics:
Get down, rubber(band)
The Ides of March's, "Vehicle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your Beetle baby
and
I'm your Beetle woman
Original Lyrics:
I'm your vehicle baby
and
I'm your vehicle woman
The Michael Zager Band's, "Let's All Chant"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bledsoe chant
Original Lyrics:
Let's all chant
The Trammps', "Disco Inferno"
Misheard Lyrics:
100 storytime
Original Lyrics:
100 stories high
 
1980s
Bruce Springsteen's, "Thunder Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a town full of losers
We're pullin' out of here at 7
Original Lyrics:
It's a town full of losers
We're pullin' out of here to win
Eagles', "I Can't Tell You Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something makes me turn around and say
Original Lyrics:
Something makes me turn around and stay
Jermaine Jackson's, "I Think It’s Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know it’s really Barney
Original Lyrics:
I know it’s real, darling
Skid Row's, "18 and Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Accidents will happen, they all heard Rikki say.
Fired his six-shot to the wind, then shot...Lynwood shot Louann.
Original Lyrics:
"Accidents will happen," they all heard Rikki say
He fired his six-shot to the wind that child blew a child away
Skid Row's, "Youth Gone Wild"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the Yukon whales.
Original Lyrics:
We are the youth gone wild.
Spinners', "Could It Be I'm Falling in Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's coming
Original Lyrics:
That's funny
The 49ers', "Touch Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter Pan can't dance, oh yeah
Original Lyrics:
People can't understand it, oh yeah
The Jam's, "Town Called Malice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hanging out their ornamentals on the line to dry
Original Lyrics:
Hanging out their old love letters on the line to dry
Wham!'s, "I'm Your Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
First comes Sal's cremation
Original Lyrics:
First class information
 
1990s
Elton John's, "You Gotta Love Someone"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you stand in love
Original Lyrics:
When you stand alone
Fatboy Slim's, "Praise You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have to praise you like a Jew
Original Lyrics:
I have to praise you like I should
Janet Jackson's, "If"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss you church
Original Lyrics:
I miss you girl
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your boogers are disgusting
Original Lyrics:
Your burdens I will bear
SWV's, "I’m So Into You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sofa
Original Lyrics:
So fine
SWV's, "I’m So Into You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me on the Feud
or
You got me on the View
Original Lyrics:
You got me so confused
Semisonic's, "Closing Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
One last call for alcohol,
So finish your whiskey of beer
Original Lyrics:
One last call for alcohol,
So finish your whiskey or beer
Simply Red's, "Stars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Was the feeling that you ate bacon
Original Lyrics:
Was the feeling that you ain't faking
The Calling's, "Out Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
And these are the mornings
Original Lyrics:
And these are the moments
 
2000s
3 Doors Down's, "Be Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could be that fat
Original Lyrics:
If I could be like that
Lenny Kravitz's, "Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's not jaded
Original Lyrics:
She's not shady
Meck's, "Thunder In My Heart Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel a boner, am I hard?
Original Lyrics:
I feel a thunder in my heart
The Black-Eyed Peas', "My Humps"
Misheard Lyrics:
My stuff, my stuff, my stuff
Original Lyrics:
My humps, my humps, my humps
The Wiggles', "Fruit Salad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give everyone, a big ass spoon.
We'll all be needing it very soon.
Original Lyrics:
Give every one, a plate and a spoon.
We'll all be eating it very soon.
‘N Sync's, "Pop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bertie Bott
Original Lyrics:
Dirty pop
 
2010s
Adele's, "Send My Love (To Your New Lover)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jingle bell
Original Lyrics:
Treat her better
Adele's, "When We Were Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Inebrium
Original Lyrics:
When we were young
Coldplay's, "Adventure of a Lifetime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like I'm a lava kid!
Original Lyrics:
Like I'm alive again!
Echosmith's, "Cool Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel like a poo poo
Original Lyrics:
Be like the cool kids
Fall Out Boy's, "Twin Skeletons"
Misheard Lyrics:
that shaves our feet and deserves our pity
Original Lyrics:
that shares our fate and deserves our pity.
 
misc
Lady Gaga & Ariana Grande's, "Rain On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather be drunk, but at least I'm alive
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be dry, but at least I'm alive

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