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1950s
Bobby Darin's, "Dream Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't make me sing along
Original Lyrics:
Please don't make me dream along
 
1960s
Aretha Franklin's, "Think"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better see
Original Lyrics:
You better think
Misheard Lyrics:
I said ShopRite
Original Lyrics:
I said shotgun
Manfred Mann's, "Mighty Quinn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, look out
Come on, begin
Original Lyrics:
Come on without
Come on within
Misheard Lyrics:
Give it up, give it up, 409
Original Lyrics:
Giddyup, giddyup 409
The Guess Who's, "These Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're frozen
Original Lyrics:
You broke it
The Rolling Stones', "She’s a Rainbow"
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s like a railroad
Original Lyrics:
She’s like a rainbow
 
1970s
Bad Company's, "Movin' On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Movie on
Original Lyrics:
Movin' on
Black Sabbath's, "War Pigs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Treating people just like folding chairs
Original Lyrics:
Treating people just like pawns in chess.
Captain & Tennille's, "Love Will Keep Us Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyelid, eyelid, eyelid, eyelid
Original Lyrics:
I will, I will, I will, I will
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I hooked down the words, "A wonderful life is, while you're in the word".
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words
How wonderful life is, while you're in the world.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on the rook, and kicked off the moss perfume.
All the verses while they've got me quite crossed.
Original Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and I kicked of the moss.
Well some of these verses, well they got me quite cross.
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you even decide?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you read the sign?
Misheard Lyrics:
Eclair
Original Lyrics:
Clair
Jim Croce's, "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fattest man in the whole downtown
Original Lyrics:
Baddest man in the whole downtown
Kansas', "Point of Know Return"
Misheard Lyrics:
Harlem
Original Lyrics:
How long?
Steely Dan's, "FM (No Static At All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give her some funked up music
Original Lyrics:
Give her some funked up Musak
The Stylistics', "I’m Stone in Love with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess it’s you
Original Lyrics:
I guess it’s true
 
1980s
Echo and the Bunnymen's, "All That Jazz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurts to look back on all that jazz
Original Lyrics:
Hair slicked back and all that jazz
Genesis', "In Too Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not getting naked
Original Lyrics:
I'm not gonna make this
George Benson's, "Gimme the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dinner tonight
Original Lyrics:
Gimme the night
Guns n' Roses', "Welcome to the Jungle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the Jamba
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Jungle
Men at Work's, "Be Good Johnny"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nigger, nigger, nigger
Original Lyrics:
Be good, be good, be good
Sergio Mendes', "Never Gonna Let You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
This time you can’t be sure
Original Lyrics:
This time you can be sure
Stormtroopers of Death's, "Douche Crew"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got the douche crew
You got the douche crew
You got the douche crew
F*** you
Original Lyrics:
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
F*** you
T'Pau's, "Heart and Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of olive oil
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of heart and soul
Talk Talk's, "Life's What You Make It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring it
Original Lyrics:
Baby
Terence Trent D'Arby's, "Wishing Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
The blood racist through my veins
or
The blood rapist through my veins
Original Lyrics:
The blood races through my veins
The Police's, "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eeyore! Eeyore! Eeyore-ore-ore... and Pooh.
Original Lyrics:
E-O! E-O! E-O-O-O-O-Ohhh.
The Smithereens', "A Girl Like You"
Misheard Lyrics:
A girl I.Q.
Original Lyrics:
a girl like you
Thompson Twins', "The Gap"
Misheard Lyrics:
We say break the line, chew the facts
And keep moving out into the gap
Original Lyrics:
We say break the line, and chew the fat
And keep moving out into the gap.
 
1990s
Amy Grant's, "Takes a Little Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give her Kitten Chow
Original Lyrics:
Give it, give it time
Boyz II Men's, "I'll Make Love to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll make lunch for you, when you want me to
Original Lyrics:
I'll make love to you, when you want me to
Eurythmics', "Don't Ask Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
We never seem to fight
Original Lyrics:
We never seem to find
Hootie & The Blowfish's, "Let Her Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leprosy
Original Lyrics:
Let her be
Maxi Priest's, "That Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dad's girl
Dad's kind of girl
Original Lyrics:
That girl
That kind of girl
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I broke my heart from inside
Original Lyrics:
I broke apart my insides
Selena's, "I Could Fall in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life's a ball in love with you
Original Lyrics:
I could fall in love with you
The Cranberries', "Linger"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I was robbed, I was robbed...
Original Lyrics:
But I was wrong, I was wrong...
The Rolling Stones', "Anybody Seen My Baby?"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cheese was gone for good
Original Lyrics:
That she's really gone for good
Van Halen's, "Can't Stop Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And no way for what I say and do
Original Lyrics:
And no matter what I say and do
 
2000s
Dido's, "Here with Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I change my menu
Original Lyrics:
It might change my memory
Green Day's, "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s something unpredictable, the Indian is right
Original Lyrics:
It’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right
Jem's, "24"
Misheard Lyrics:
To tie up goose eggs
Original Lyrics:
To tie up loose ends
 
2010s
Commercial's, "Ozempic"
Misheard Lyrics:
oh oh oh oh shut up
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, oh, Ozempic
 
country
Garth Brooks', "To Make You Feel My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd go hungry, I'd go back to you
Original Lyrics:
I'd go hungry, I'd go black and blue
Keith Urban's, "Somebody Like You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whether you're teaching me to be a fellow man
Original Lyrics:
But you're teaching me to be a better man
Kenny Chesney's, "Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
But that swimming pool
Original Lyrics:
But that swimming hole
 
misc
Chromeo's, "Clorox Wipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could reincarnate tonight
Original Lyrics:
If I could be in Ghana tonight
Taylor Swift's, "Cardigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Village team
or
Village People
Original Lyrics:
Vintage tee

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