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1950s
The Teddy Bears', "To Know Him Is to Love Him"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is to lull, lull, lull him
Original Lyrics:
Is to love, love, love him
 
1960s
Diana Ross and the Supremes', "Stop in the Name of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give it up Motown
Original Lyrics:
Think it over
The 5th Dimension's, "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven's sunshine
Original Lyrics:
Let the sunshine
The Beach Boys', "Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my little misfit
Original Lyrics:
She's my little deuce coup
The Byrds', "Mr. Tambourine Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for toupee.
Original Lyrics:
I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to fade.
 
1970s
America's, "A Horse with No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause there ain't no one for to give you no thing
Original Lyrics:
'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
Bruce Springsteen's, "10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
dead devil in the freezer
Original Lyrics:
Tenth Avenue freeze out
Carpenters', "Jambalaya (On the Bayou)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer fun, we'll have big fun on the barroom
Original Lyrics:
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou
Crosby, Stills and Nash's, "Just a Song Before I Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Driving me to the A-Port
Original Lyrics:
Driving me to the airport
England Dan And John Ford Coley's, "I'd Really Love To See You Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
But there’s a warm wind blowing the SARS around
And I’d really love to see you tonight.
Original Lyrics:
But there's a warm wind blowing, the stars are out
And I'd really love to see you tonight
Todd Rundgren's, "I Saw the Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you dazed up at me
Original Lyrics:
Then you gazed up at me
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "You Shook Me All Night Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
You showed me Ore-Ida
Original Lyrics:
You shook me all night long
Bonnie Tyler's, "Holding Out for a Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn’t there a white noise upon a fiery steed?
Original Lyrics:
Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Commercial's, "Hickory Farms"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come in and try before you die
Original Lyrics:
Come in and try before you buy
Commercial's, "Visa"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's everything you want to see
Original Lyrics:
It's everywhere you want to be
Dead Can Dance's, "Enigma of the Absolute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailor Man hung down her head
Laid bare her heart for the world to see
Original Lyrics:
Saloman hung down her head
Laid bare her heart for the world to see
Def Leppard's, "Pour Some Sugar On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin’ like your brother with red iPhone
Original Lyrics:
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone.
Echo and the Bunnymen's, "Ripeness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Made choices
At the wrong time
Wrote my age in skin
'Cause age was mine
I don't feel dead
Smelt like roses
Harvested my thought
'Cause it was time
Original Lyrics:
Mature you said
At the wrong time
Broke my aging skin
'Cause age was mine
Had a field day
Smelt like roses
Harvesting my thoughts
'Cause it was time
Echo and the Bunnymen's, "Ripeness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, should be policed
Or something
Original Lyrics:
Death should be unleashed
Or something
Jeff Healey's, "Hoochie Coochie Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said you got a pork chop coming
Original Lyrics:
Said you got a boy child coming
Kaoma's, "Lambada"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have pooped myself, why are you stuck way down on the floor?
Original Lyrics:
A recordação vai estar com ele aonde for
Kaoma's, "Lambada"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure, I have reached a howling brat in the moor
KMG, I know Sophie's a good Dad.
Original Lyrics:
Chorando estará, ao lembrar de um amor
Que um dia não soube cuidar
Madonna's, "Papa Don't Preach"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy, daddy, if you could oversee
Original Lyrics:
Daddy, daddy, if you could only see
Pat Benatar's, "Love Is a Battlefield"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are struck
Original Lyrics:
We are strong
Pat Benatar's, "We Belong"
Misheard Lyrics:
We belong to the cover
Original Lyrics:
We belong to the thunder
Misheard Lyrics:
P-p-p-p-python
Original Lyrics:
S-s-s-s-Saigon
Roberta Flack and Peabo Bryson's, "Tonight I Celebrate My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems the natural thing to chew
Original Lyrics:
It seems the natural thing to do
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young horse be free tonight
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight
Steve Winwood's, "Roll with It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roll with the Bradys
Original Lyrics:
Roll with it, baby
Technotronic's, "Pump Up The Jam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I, I'm pledged to say,
Get your booty on the porch tonight!
Original Lyrics:
I want a place to stay.
Get your booty on the floor tonight.
The Lotus Eaters', "First Picture of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flood the world deep in some wine
Original Lyrics:
Flood the world deep in sunlight
The Lotus Eaters', "First picture of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spread the c*m beneath the others
Original Lyrics:
Spread the calm to meet the others
UB40's, "Homely Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me, girl
Original Lyrics:
Homely girl
 
1990s
Bush's, "Machinehead"
Misheard Lyrics:
We live, sweetheart,
We live, sweetheart.
Original Lyrics:
Breathe in, breathe out,
Breathe in, breathe out.
Cinderella's, "Shelter Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
She went into a tavern and took more than a tea
Original Lyrics:
To look into the cabinet, it takes more than a key
Enigma's, "Sadeness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moana
Original Lyrics:
Hosanna
Lily Allen's, "Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
At first
Original Lyrics:
At worst
Lisa Stansfield's, "You Can't Deny It"
Misheard Lyrics:
We try each other's raisins
Original Lyrics:
We drive each other crazy
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the bermashave it’s a lonely view.
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
Savage Garden's, "To the Moon and Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's got a theory about the Bit-O-Honey
Original Lyrics:
Everyone's got a theory about the bitter one
Misheard Lyrics:
Tomorrow stinks, tomorrow stinks of consequence
She s***ty shakes the jimmy jakes of cowardice
Original Lyrics:
To my mistakes to my mistakes of cowardice
She shimmy shakes the Jimmy Jakes of consequence
Smashing Pumpkins', "To Forgive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I forget to forget you see
Nothing is important, can't you see?
Original Lyrics:
I forget to forget you see
Nothing is important to me
Take That's, "Babe"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little wife stood at your door
Original Lyrics:
A little boy stood at your door
Take That's, "Babe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Babe, I'll give again
Original Lyrics:
Babe, I'm here again
Weird Al Yankovic's, "The Weird Al Show Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was caught in a death threat
Original Lyrics:
He was caught in a bear trap
 
2000s
Norah Jones', "Don't Know Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would be a vagabond
Driving down the road alone.
Original Lyrics:
But I'll be a bag of bones
Driving down the road alone.
Papa Roach's, "Scars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to fail
Original Lyrics:
Just to feel
Vanessa Carlton's, "White Houses"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I hold on to the ceiling in white houses
Original Lyrics:
But I hold on to the secrets in white houses
 
2010s
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cutie mark, cutie mark!
No one can breed all over the place.
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my Poker Face.
 
misc
Commercial's, "UroLift"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brer side effects
Original Lyrics:
Rare side effects

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