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1950s
Perry Como's, "Hot Diggity (Dog Ziggity Boom)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, hot diggity, dog s**t-erty
Boom what you do to me
It's so new to me, what you do to me
Original Lyrics:
Oh, hot diggity, dog ziggity
Boom what you do to me
It's so new to me, what you do to me
 
1960s
The Beach Boys', "Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good good good good barber rations (oom bop, bop)
Original Lyrics:
Good good good good vibrations (oom bop, bop)
The Beach Boys', "Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's strokin' four
Original Lyrics:
She's stroked and bored
The Lovin' Spoonful's, "Daydream"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I sign
Original Lyrics:
On my side
The Shirelles', "Will You Love Me Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
So swiftly
Original Lyrics:
So sweetly
 
1970s
Ambrosia's, "How Much I Feel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I live for your rubbish
Original Lyrics:
I live for your lovin'
Badfinger's, "Come and Get It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Armageddon
Original Lyrics:
Come and get it
Bill Withers', "Lean on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody to rely
Original Lyrics:
Somebody to lean on
Billy Joel's, "Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it seems such the best of times
And that's what it's all about
Original Lyrics:
And it seems such a waste of time
If that's what it's all about
Chicago's, "Harry Truman"
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A. children
Original Lyrics:
Harry Truman
David Bowie's, "Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thanks
Original Lyrics:
Fame
Earth, Wind & Fire's, "After the Love Has Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something happened the other day
Original Lyrics:
Something happened along the way
Elvin Bishop's, "Fooled Around and Fell in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doodle around and fell in love
Original Lyrics:
fooled around and fell in love
Hot Chocolate's, "Emma"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd hear her crying in the bathroom
Original Lyrics:
I'd hear her crying in the back room
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Revved up Mike O'Douche, another runner in the night.
Original Lyrics:
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s a Philly cheese(steak)
Original Lyrics:
She’s a killer queen
Queen's, "Somebody to Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Picture book
Original Lyrics:
Take a look
Sugarloaf's, "Green-Eyed Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Queen-eyed lady
Original Lyrics:
green-eyed lady
The Troggs', "Love Is All Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need someone to sign me
Original Lyrics:
I need someone beside me
 
1980s
Berlin's, "Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never has a day been
Original Lyrics:
Never hesitating
Billy Joel's, "We Didn't Start the Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
David Kay blow away.
Original Lyrics:
JFK blown away.
Corey Hart's, "Sunglasses at Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm watching Bob Saget at night
Original Lyrics:
I wear my sunglasses at night
Corey Hart's, "Sunglasses at Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soda can
Original Lyrics:
So I can
New Edition's, "Cool It Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to tone it down
Original Lyrics:
You got to cool it now
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town, a Peloton
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead end world
Psychedelic Furs', "I Wanna Sleep with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
This old man said so she says
I wanna sleep with you
Original Lyrics:
There's romance or so she says
I wanna sleep with you
Steve Winwood's, "Higher Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me Hempvana Gold
Original Lyrics:
Bring me a higher love
The Pointer Sisters', "Jump (For My Love)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take you down, I'll take you down
When no one dances on the floor
Original Lyrics:
I'll take you down, I'll take you down
Where no one's ever gone before
The Power Station's, "Get It On (Bang a Gong)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pentagon
Original Lyrics:
Bang a gong
Theme Songs', "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donatello dust machine
Original Lyrics:
Donatello does machines
Toyah's, "Thunder in the Mountains"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fun do who here who?
Original Lyrics:
Can you hear it?
T’pau's, "China in Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
China and Japan
Original Lyrics:
China in your hand
 
1990s
Billy Joel's, "The River of Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something I'd never use
Original Lyrics:
Something I'd never lose
Fatman Scoop's, "Be Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Push yo' doodie out, son.
Original Lyrics:
What's yo' zodiac sign?
Hanson's, "Where's the Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look out, a weird doing!
Original Lyrics:
Look at what we're doing
KMFDM's, "Anarchy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trapped from the lies, comfortably cool.
Original Lyrics:
Trapped under ice, comfortably cold.
Mariah Carey's, "Always Be My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh damn it 'cause you'll always be my baby
Original Lyrics:
Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby
REM's, "At My Most Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I read Dad poetry into your machine
OR
I read that poetry into your machine
Original Lyrics:
I read bad poetry into your machine
The Offspring's, "Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The gays say gather at the dangerous locale!
Original Lyrics:
The gangs stake their own campus locale
Tina Turner's, "I Don't Wanna Fight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't care now who's to pray
Original Lyrics:
Don't care now who's to blame
 
2000s
Dannii Minogue's, "I Begin to Wonder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too fast, I tripped and lost my wig
Original Lyrics:
Too fast, I tripped and lost my way
Dirty Vegas', "Days Go By"
Misheard Lyrics:
Days go by and still I've been confused
Original Lyrics:
Days go by and still I think of you
Nickelback's, "How You Remind Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Its not so bad.
Livin' with him must've damn near killed you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
Paramore's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel depression
It's getting closer now
Original Lyrics:
I can feel the pressure
It's getting closer now
Radiohead's, "How to Disappear Completely"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flowers and oil cans
Original Lyrics:
Fireworks and hurricanes
The White Stripes', "We're Going to Be Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at all the books we found
Original Lyrics:
Look at all the bugs we found
 
2010s
Lukas Graham's, "7 Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will I think the world is cold
Or will I have a lot of children who can bore me?
Original Lyrics:
Will I think the world is cold
Or will I have a lot of children who can warm me?
Meghan Trainor's, "All About That Bass"
Misheard Lyrics:
We know that ship ain't real
Original Lyrics:
We know that s*** ain't real
Panic! At the Disco's, "Hey Look Ma, I Made It"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my life, been hustlin'
And tonight I go to prison
'Cause I'm a hooker sellin' songs
And my pimp's a record label
Original Lyrics:
All my life, been hustlin'
And tonight is my appraisal>BR?'Cause I'm a hooker sellin' songs
And my pimp's a record label
 
misc
Movie Scripts', "Casablanca"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's looking at your kids
Original Lyrics:
Here's looking at you, kid

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