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1960s
Barbra Streisand's, "People"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more hunger and thrust
Original Lyrics:
No more hunger and thirst
Cupid's Inspiration's, "Yesterday Has Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday has got me falling
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday has just departed
Frankie Valli's, "Can't Take My Eyes off You"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's nothing else to go there
Original Lyrics:
There's nothing else to compare
James Taylor's, "Handy Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fix broken pots, you know that I truly can
Original Lyrics:
I fix broken hearts, you know that I really can
Lou Christie's, "Lightnin' Strikes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nike striking again
Original Lyrics:
Lightnin' strikin' again
The Young Rascals', "Groovin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pooh Bear
Original Lyrics:
Groovin'
 
1970s
ABBA's, "I Had a Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Asia
Original Lyrics:
I believe in angels
Bob Welch's, "Sentimental Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sacramento, CA
Original Lyrics:
Sentimental gentle wind
Boston's, "Don't Look Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't look back, an engine is cranking
Original Lyrics:
Don't look back
A new day is breaking
Frankie Valli's, "Grease"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a lap of illusion
Original Lyrics:
This is a life of illusion
Jim Gilstrap and Blinky Williams', "Good Times (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window, watching the a**holes go.
Thinking how they all looked hand-me-down.
Original Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the asphalt grow
Thinking how it all looks hand-me-down.
Jimmy Buffett's, "Margaritaville"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people claim that there's a warm summer rain.
Original Lyrics:
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame.
Loggins and Messina's, "House On Pooh Corner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christopher Robin and I walked alone
Original Lyrics:
Christopher Robin and I walked along
Nicolette Larson's, "Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gonna take a modern love
Original Lyrics:
It's gonna take a lotta love
Rickie Lee Jones', "Chuck E.'s in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Duckies in love
Original Lyrics:
Chuck E.'s in Love
Santana's, "Black Magic Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a bad mattress woman
Original Lyrics:
Got a black magic woman
The Emotions', "Best of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going in and out of Texas
Original Lyrics:
Going in and out of changes
The Emotions', "Best of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going in and out of Texas
Original Lyrics:
Going in and out of danger
The Michael Zager Band's, "Let's All Chant"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's stop that!
Original Lyrics:
Let's all chant!
Van Morrison's, "Wild Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
As for Wall Street
Original Lyrics:
As you walk the street
 
1980s
Boyz II Men's, "Water Runs Dry"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not late
Original Lyrics:
Let's not wait
Culture Club's, "The War Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
More was stupid
Original Lyrics:
War was stupid
Culture Club's, "Time (Clock of the Heart)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't put your head on my soldier
Original Lyrics:
Don't put your head on my shoulder
Dead or Alive's, "Brand New Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brand new mother
Original Lyrics:
Brand new lover
Debbie Gibson's, "No More Rhyme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovely for the day
Original Lyrics:
Longing for the day
Donny Osmond's, "Sacred Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep a wink
Original Lyrics:
Slip away
Exciter's, "Violence & Force"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knives and forks
Taken by knives and forks
Original Lyrics:
Violence and force
Taken by violence and force
Journey's, "Don't Stop Believin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a silly boy
Original Lyrics:
Just a city boy
Men Without Hats', "Pop Goes the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob Dole's the one
Original Lyrics:
Pop goes the world
Mr. Mister's, "Broken Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to multiply
Original Lyrics:
You got to learn to fly
Ratt's, "Round and Round"
Misheard Lyrics:
Abuse the Celts
Original Lyrics:
Abuse ourselves
Stacey Q's, "Two of Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two apart
Original Lyrics:
Two of hearts
Talk Talk's, "Dum Dum Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another sign with no regret
Original Lyrics:
Another sigh with no regret
 
1990s
Cathy Dennis', "Touch Me (All Night Long)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's all make an equation
Original Lyrics:
Let's solve the equation
Commercial's, "Sherwin-Williams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ask Sherman Hemsley
Original Lyrics:
Ask Sherwin-Williams
Live's, "I Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your ankle is up
Original Lyrics:
Your anchor is up
Mariah Carey's, "Emotions"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me into the ocean
Original Lyrics:
You got me feeling emotions
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, when we try it
Original Lyrics:
Baby, when we're grindin'
Salt-N-Pepa's, "Shoop"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me wanna shoot
Original Lyrics:
You make me wanna shoop
Misheard Lyrics:
Beneath the nifty twilight
Original Lyrics:
Beneath the milky twilight
Smashing Pumpkins', "Annie-Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
And by the no, and in the ass.
Original Lyrics:
And by the no, and by the yes.
Smashing Pumpkins', "Crestfallen "
Misheard Lyrics:
Does that mean you'll leave me too?
Original Lyrics:
Does that mean you've got to lose?
 
2000s
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your back against the wall
Original Lyrics:
Put your picture on my wall
Hi-5's, "So Many Animals"
Misheard Lyrics:
So many animals, safe and free!
Original Lyrics:
So many animals, set them free!
 
2010s
David Guetta's, "Titanium (ft. Sia)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You shoot me down, but I won’t fall.
I am dead anyway!
Original Lyrics:
You shoot me down, but I won't fall.
I am titanium!
Kid Rock's, "Born Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young, like a new Verizon
or
Young, like a new horizon
Original Lyrics:
Young, like a new moon rising
Morning Musume's, "Ai no Gundan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why no Gundan?
Original Lyrics:
Ai no gundan (愛の軍団)
Pinkfong's, "Baby Shark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Danny Dark
Original Lyrics:
Daddy Shark
 
country
Hank Williams', "Hey, Good Lookin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatcha got crooked?
Original Lyrics:
Whatcha got cookin'?
Hank Williams', "Your Cheatin' Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cryin' crime
Original Lyrics:
Your cryin' cry

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