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1960s
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeff and Joe has left and gone away
Original Lyrics:
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
The Foundations', "Build Me Up Buttercup"
Misheard Lyrics:
First of all
Original Lyrics:
Worst of all
 
1970s
Argent's, "Hold Your Head Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just let the MerMay eyes
Original Lyrics:
Just let them burn their eyes
Billy Joel's, "Big Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t come Grinchy to me
Original Lyrics:
Don’t come bitchin’ to me
Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band's, "We've Got Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's make it to Atlanta
Original Lyrics:
Let's make it last
Carly Simon's, "Anticipation"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the prophet and I don't know nature's ways
Original Lyrics:
I'm no prophet and I don't know nature's ways
El Chicano's, "Tell Her She's Lovely"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her she's lucky
Original Lyrics:
Tell her she's lovely
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s got electric blue all over her suit
Original Lyrics:
She’s got electric boots, a mohair suit
George Benson's, "Breezin’"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m freezin’
Original Lyrics:
I’m breezin’
Heatwave's, "Always and Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Each morning with you
Original Lyrics:
Each moment with you
Neil Diamond's, "Desiree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember gasoline?
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember Desiree?
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Oreo
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Steve Miller Band's, "Jungle Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donald Duck
Original Lyrics:
Jungle Love
The Who's, "Squeeze Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chico's
Original Lyrics:
She goes...
 
1980s
A Flock of Seagulls', "I Ran (So Far Away)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be a girl like you
Original Lyrics:
Need a girl like you
Culture Club's, "Miss Me Blind"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're pissed off
Original Lyrics:
I know you'll miss me
Duran Duran's, "Wild Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
They know good smoons (?) surrender to a dust cloud on the rise.
Original Lyrics:
In August moon's surrender to a dust cloud on the rise.
Enya's, "Orinoco Flow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chevrolet, Chevrolet, Chevrolet
Original Lyrics:
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Hall & Oates', "Everything Your Heart Desires"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want you
Original Lyrics:
Is what you
Lionel Richie's, "You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours in mind
Original Lyrics:
Yours and mine
Peter Gabriel's, "Games Without Frontiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whispering tunes
Original Lyrics:
Whistling tunes
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll get over you
Original Lyrics:
She'll get a hold on you
Misheard Lyrics:
She's an easy mother
then
And like no mother
and
She's like a mother
Original Lyrics:
She's an easy lover
then
And like no other
and
She's like no other
Prince's, "Purple Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tripoli
Original Lyrics:
Purple rain
Scotch's, "Pictures"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was brought in this morning
Here the boys are a tall king
If you're on to the greenfeel
Maybe you can find all what you need
Memories are far from here
Time has come over my top
But I am Will Magic Thai mascara over me
Remember me today
Pictures of all tests
Discover me today
The secret of my eggs
I have blood on my children
When the boys are not all king
And the run through the breadfield
Little anymore happy they sprained
Memories are far from here
Time has come over my top
But I am Will Magic Thai must cum over me
Original Lyrics:
I was born in a small place
Here the toys are all talking
And if you run through the green field
Maybe you can find all what you need
Memories are far from here
Time has gone over my time
But I am with my dreams
Time has gone over me
Remembering today
Pictures of old days
Discovering today
The secrets of my Age
I have brought up my children
Where the toys are not talking
And they run through the grey field
With the animals' happiness band
Memories are far from here
Time has gone over my time
But I am with my dreams
Time has gone... follow me
Steve Miller Band's, "Abracadabra"
Misheard Lyrics:
Edna, Edna Krabappel
Original Lyrics:
Abra-abracadabra
Stevie Wonder's, "Overjoyed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been building my asshole of love
Original Lyrics:
I've been building my castle of love
Tina Turner's, "What's Love Got to Do with It"
Misheard Lyrics:
That it's only a drill
Original Lyrics:
That it's only the thrill
Will to Power's, "Baby, I Love Your Way/Freebird Medley"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love L.A.
Original Lyrics:
I love your way
 
1990s
10,000 Maniacs', "Jezebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
A premature baby
Original Lyrics:
An innocent baby
Aaliyah's, "If Your Girl Only Knew"
Misheard Lyrics:
She wouldn't have to wear it
Original Lyrics:
She wouldn't have to worry
Chumbawamba's, "Tubthumping"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get pulled out
Original Lyrics:
I get knocked down
Edwyn Collins', "Girl Like You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never met a gay like Hugh before
Original Lyrics:
I never met a girl like you before
Enigma's, "Beyond the Invisible"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know as soon as I'm alive
Original Lyrics:
I know as soon as I'll arrive
Enigma's, "Gravity of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind there is a scream
Original Lyrics:
Behind there is a screen
Enigma's, "The Eyes of Truth"
Misheard Lyrics:
To my regard
Original Lyrics:
Je me regarde
Janet Jackson's, "Love Will Never Do (Without You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still we match to stay together
Original Lyrics:
Still we managed to stay together
Jocelyn Pook's, "Blow the Wind/Pie Jesu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold the wings, suddenly
Original Lyrics:
Blow the wind, southerly
Loreena McKennitt's, "Samain Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
You offered me a chicken wing
Original Lyrics:
You offered me an eagle's wing
Loreena McKennitt's, "The Mummers' Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'd bring a garden gate
Original Lyrics:
We'd bring a garlen gay
Moby's, "Porcelain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never meant to whine
Original Lyrics:
I never meant to lie
Mono's, "Life in Mono"
Misheard Lyrics:
The leaves began to grow
Original Lyrics:
The leaves began to fall
Nobuo Uematsu's, "Sephiroth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Xbox, symphonies, need a bell, melody,
Xbox, symphonies, need a bell, melody, SEPHIROTH!
Many many many ass, everybody touching ass.
Many many many ass, everybody touching ass!
Soft she might miss... and he mon miss!
Horny-osa Generousa!
Original Lyrics:
Estuans interius Ira vehementi.
Estuans interius Ira vehementi. Sephiroth! Sephiroth!
Estuans interius Ira vehementi.
Estuans interius Ira vehementi. Sephiroth! Sephiroth!
Sors immanis- Et inanis.
Sors immanis- Et inanis.
Estuans interius Ira vehementi.
Estuans interius Ira vehementi.
Sephiroth! Sephiroth!
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias.
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias.
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias.
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias.
Gloriosa Generosa... Gloriosa Generosa... Gloriosa Generosa... Gloriosa Generosa...
Rod Stewart's, "The Motown Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boner up and listen to the Miracles echo through the alley down below
Original Lyrics:
Up on the roof and listen to The Miracles echo through the alley down below
Spice Girls', "2 Become 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the only thing to see
Original Lyrics:
It's the only way to be
 
2000s
Caramell's, "Caramell Dansen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance on me balls
Cat f*cking a handbag
Yours only yours
I wanna stay with Winston
It’s no lie
Lisa in the crowd said “Look Harry had a vagina malfunction!”
Original Lyrics:
Dansa med oss
Klappa era hnder
Gr som vi gr
Ta ngra steg t vnster
Lyssna och lr
Missa inte chansen
Nu r vi hr med Caramelldansen
Enya's, "Wild Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watergate
Original Lyrics:
What a day
Janet Jackson's, "Someone to Call My Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go drive a bumpy car
Original Lyrics:
Go drive a funky car
JoJo's, "Too Little, Too Late"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get away?
Original Lyrics:
And I can't wait
 
2010s
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
Original Lyrics:
I love winning, winning, winning, winning, winning

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