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1960s
Aretha Franklin's, "I Never Loved a Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm stuck like you
Original Lyrics:
And I'm stuck like glue
Cast of the Sound of Music's, "Climb Every Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cum every mountain
Original Lyrics:
Climb every mountain
Misheard Lyrics:
How do you solve the problem, diarrhea?
Original Lyrics:
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stinky aging man
Original Lyrics:
Secret Agent Man
Patsy Cline's, "Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wally
Original Lyrics:
Worry
The Byrds', "Turn! Turn! Turn!"
Misheard Lyrics:
A time to pass away storms
Original Lyrics:
A time to cast away stones
The Four Seasons', "Candy Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Haagen
Original Lyrics:
With huggin'
The Four Tops', "It's the Same Old Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Its insane old soul
Original Lyrics:
It's the same old song
The Lovin' Spoonful's, "You Didn't Have to Be So Nice"
Misheard Lyrics:
You didn't have to be somebody
Original Lyrics:
You didn't have to be so nice
 
1970s
Bay City Rollers', "Remember"
Misheard Lyrics:
The singer sang his song,
You said he was well hung, remember
Original Lyrics:
The singer sang his song,
We used to sing along, remember
Bob Marley And The Wailers', "Waiting In Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teasing my sperm, while I’m waiting waiting for my turn
Original Lyrics:
Tears in my eyes burn, while I'm waiting
While I'm waiting for my turn.
Chic's, "Le Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aaaapricot!
or
Paaaaprika!
or
Ah, flea collar!
Original Lyrics:
Ah, freak out!
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Mr. Blue Sky"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so beautiful, they say
Original Lyrics:
It's a beautiful new thing
Honey Cone's, "Stick Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stick 'em
Original Lyrics:
Stick up
James Taylor's, "Sweet Baby James"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beef, beans and booze are the colors I choose.
Original Lyrics:
Deep greens and blues are the colors I choose.
Natalie Cole's, "Our Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love
Original Lyrics:
Our love
Supertramp's, "Goodbye Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye marriage, goodbye dates
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Mary, goodbye Jane
The Who's, "My Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talkin' about my friend Alecia
Original Lyrics:
Talkin' bout my generation
 
1980s
Bronski Beat's, "Smalltown Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemonade, Gatorade
Original Lyrics:
Run away, turn away
Commercial's, "Ford"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you driven before? Break me!
Original Lyrics:
Have you driven a Ford...lately?
Cyndi Lauper's, "Time After Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes you torture me
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes you picture me
David Bowie's, "Let's Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last dance
Original Lyrics:
Let's dance
Eric Clapton's, "I’ve Got a Rock ‘N’ Roll Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get awful - 57 Sherrys
Original Lyrics:
I get off on '57 Chevies
Glenn Frey's, "The Heat Is On"
Misheard Lyrics:
The feeling's gone
Original Lyrics:
The heat is on
Lionel Richie's, "Running with the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were running with a knife
Original Lyrics:
We were running with the night
New Order's, "Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
For I was mistaken
Original Lyrics:
Thought I was mistaken
Nick Mason's, "Boo to You Too"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boo to U2
Original Lyrics:
Boo to you too
Nik Kershaw's, "Wouldn’t It Be Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grass is always green and roses red.
Original Lyrics:
The grass is always greener over there.
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get mystical
Original Lyrics:
Let's get physical
Misheard Lyrics:
I need you now like I need you when
Original Lyrics:
I need you now like I need you then
Prince's, "Batdance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pac-Man
Original Lyrics:
Batman
Prince's, "Hot Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot thing, belly 21
Original Lyrics:
Hot thing, barely 21
Richard Marx's, "Right Here Waiting"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder how we can survive this one dance
Original Lyrics:
I wonder how we can survive this romance
Robert Palmer's, "Johnny and Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny's always running around
Trying to find serpentines
Original Lyrics:
Johnny's always running around
Trying to find certainty
Robert Palmer's, "Johnny and Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary comes ahead
Says she should be used to wait
Original Lyrics:
Mary combs her hair
Says she should be used to it
Simple Minds', "Glittering Prize"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can remember flatulence pain
Original Lyrics:
We can remember attraction of fame.
The Gap Band's, "Burn Rubber on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Went to the pres'dent and signed the poem
Original Lyrics:
I went to the closet and saw no clothes
The Jam's, "Going Underground "
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m so happy and you’re so gay.
Original Lyrics:
I’m so happy and you’re so kind.
Wang Chung's, "Everybody Have Fun Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wank John tonight
Original Lyrics:
Everybody Wang Chung tonight
 
1990s
Blues Traveler's, "Hook"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because the hawk brings you back
Original Lyrics:
Because the hook brings you back
Nirvana's, "Serve the Servants"
Misheard Lyrics:
As my balls grew, they did hurt
Original Lyrics:
As my bones grew, they did hurt
Savage Garden's, "Truly Madly Deeply"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your friend to see
Original Lyrics:
I'll be your fantasy
Sheryl Crow's, "My Favorite Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so perfect to me
Original Lyrics:
It's the perfect ending
 
2000s
Dido's, "White Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love and always sweating
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love and always will be
Groove Armada's, "At the River"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're fond of sand dudes with salty hair
Quake little feelings just here and there
Original Lyrics:
If you're fond of sand dunes and salty air
Quaint little villages here and there.
Kaiser Chiefs', "I Predict a Riot"
Misheard Lyrics:
I put all to rest.
Original Lyrics:
I predict a riot.
Pink's, "There You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Very good
Original Lyrics:
there you go
Sean Paul's, "Temperature"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the right Pepperidge Farm
Original Lyrics:
I got the right temperature
 
2010s
Knife Party's, "D.I.M.H."
Misheard Lyrics:
The dance is in my heart
Original Lyrics:
The devil's in my heart
Saosin's, "Ideology Is Theft"
Misheard Lyrics:
Americans ascending to another realm
Original Lyrics:
The medic is ascending to another realm

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