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1960s
Bee Gees', "I've Gotta Get a Message to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Lord
Original Lyrics:
Hold on
Bud Flanagan's, "Who Do You Think You Are Kidding, Mr Hitler?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Brown goes off to town on the eight twenty-one,
But he comes home each evening with his finger up his bum.
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Brown goes off to town on the eight twenty-one,
But he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun.
Lovin' Spoonful's, "Summer in the City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come-on come-on and dance all night
Just like me, it'll be all right.
Original Lyrics:
Come-on come-on and dance all night
Despite the heat, it'll be all right.
Martha and the Vandellas', "Dancing in the Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing in my sleep
Original Lyrics:
Dancing in the street
Procol Harum's, "Homburg"
Misheard Lyrics:
Has packed her bags with Fred
Original Lyrics:
Has packed her bags and fled
The Buckinghams', "Susan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Loser, looks like I am losin'
I'm losin' my mind
I'm wastin' my time
Loser, do you have to be confusin'?
I ask myself why you're sayin' goodbye
Original Lyrics:
Susan, looks like I am losin'
I'm losin' my mind
I'm wastin' my time
Susan, do you have to be confusin'?
I ask myself why you're sayin' goodbye
The Doors', "Break On Through (to the Other Side)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pecan pie
Original Lyrics:
She get high
The Monkees', "I'm a Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought drugs were more or less a givin' thing,
Seems the more I gave the less I got
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a givin' thing,
Seems the more I gave the less I got
The Rolling Stones', "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in debt, no!
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no...
 
1970s
5th Dimension's, "No Love in the Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no love in the room, it's almost testy
Original Lyrics:
There's no love in the room, it's almost empty
Aerosmith's, "Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
And nobody wears
Original Lyrics:
And nobody wins
Johnnie Taylor's, "Disco Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
This old lady
Original Lyrics:
Disco Lady
Mark Lindsay's, "Arizona"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I will be reading you an inside fable
Original Lyrics:
But I will be reading you an Aesop's fable
Maxine Nightingale's, "Right Back Where We Started From"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love my car
Original Lyrics:
A love like ours
Procol Harum's, "Conquistador"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eureka purity
Original Lyrics:
You reek of purity
Rick James', "You and I"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knowing I
Original Lyrics:
You and I
Rufus featuring Chaka Khan's, "You Got the Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got the look
Original Lyrics:
You got the love
Sweet's, "Blockbuster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poofter, Poofter, Fat Poofter
Original Lyrics:
Buster, Buster, Blockbuster
Tina Charles', "I Love to Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I love to love
But my baby just loves to w*nk
He wants to w*nk, he loves to w*nk,
He's got to w*nk
Original Lyrics:
Oh I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
He wants to dance, he loves to dance,
He's got to dance
Vicki Lawrence's, "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the night that the lights went out in motion
Original Lyrics:
That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia
Village People's, "Y.M.C.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the 8th!
Original Lyrics:
Y.M.C.A.
 
1980s
10,000 Maniacs', "Hey Jack Kerouac"
Misheard Lyrics:
You chose your words from Mozart, babes got lost in the woods
Culture burning madmen, steep-minded girls
Original Lyrics:
You chose your words from mouths of babes got lost in the wood
Cool junk booting madmen, street minded girls
10,000 Maniacs', "Hey Jack Kerouac"
Misheard Lyrics:
steaming cafe floods
Original Lyrics:
steaming cafe flirts
Dolly Parton's, "9 to 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they never get you ready
Original Lyrics:
And they never give you credit
Huey Lewis And The News', "The Power of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
First time you see him, mmmmm Mickey man.
Original Lyrics:
First time you feel it, it might make you sad
Joe Jackson's, "Steppin' Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bluebird, look around.
Original Lyrics:
You babe, steppin' out.
Kid Creole and the Coconuts', "Annie, I'm Not Your Daddy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ona ona onomatopoeia
Original Lyrics:
I don't, I don't, I don't want to be your
Madonna's, "La Isla Bonita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last night I dreamt of some bagels
Original Lyrics:
Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
Madonna's, "Like a Virgin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, you make me boil
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, you make me bold
Olivia Newton-John's, "Make a Move on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't the prettiest peach, I've heard
Original Lyrics:
You made the prettiest speech I've heard
Poison's, "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Avery Rose has his thorns
Original Lyrics:
Every rose has its thorn
Spandau Ballet's, "True"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your seaside arse and write the next line
Original Lyrics:
Take your seaside arms and write the next line
Teardrop Explodes', "Reward"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost my cotton sock, I'm in the nude
Original Lyrics:
Bless my cotton socks, I'm in the news.
 
1990s
Bell Biv DeVoe's, "Do Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's such a doozy
Original Lyrics:
In the jacuzzi
Britney Spears', "Autumn Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
But summer lovin' skipped a small Komatsu
And Adam, goodbye, Adam, goodbye, Adam, goodbye.
Original Lyrics:
But summer love will keep us warm long after
Our autumn goodbye, autumn goodbye, autumn goodbye.
C+C Music Factory's, "Things That Make You Go Hmmmm..."
Misheard Lyrics:
Things that make you go mmmmm...
Original Lyrics:
Things that make you go hmmmm...
Crystal Waters', "100% Pure Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sure know how to win
Original Lyrics:
I sure know how to end
Jewel's, "Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I am brave
Original Lyrics:
And I will pray
Massive Attack's, "Teardrop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glove love is a fear
Original Lyrics:
Love, love is a verb
Planet Soul's, "Set U Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come into my plasma soul
Original Lyrics:
Come into my Planet Soul
Quad City DJ's', "C'mon N' Ride It (The Train)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the quartz in the DJ's
Original Lyrics:
It's the Quad City DJ's
R.E.M.'s, "Everybody Hurts"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you think you've had emojis
Original Lyrics:
When you think you've had enough
R.E.M.'s, "Man On the Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're relieved
Original Lyrics:
If they believed
Sugar Ray's, "Every Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shovel the ground
Original Lyrics:
Shut the door, baby
 
2000s
Five for Fighting's, "Superman (It's Not Easy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only a man in a cigarette sheet
Original Lyrics:
I'm only a man in a silly red sheet
Five for Fighting's, "Superman (It's Not Easy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only a man in a phonograph sheet
Original Lyrics:
I'm only a man in a funny red sheet
The Backyardigans', "The Backyardigans Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all best friends, the Backyardigans
Original Lyrics:
Your backyard friends, the Backyardigans
Yo Gabba Gabba's, "Yo Gabba Gabba Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Luno! He's sort of friendly.
Foofa! She's speaking happy.
Original Lyrics:
Muno! He's tall and friendly.
Foofa! She's pink and happy.
 
2010s
Ariana Grande's, "One Last Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, I don't care if you got hurt in your heart
Original Lyrics:
Baby, I don't care if you got her in your heart
Mark Ronson feat. Miley Cyrus', "Nothing Breaks Like A Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard you wrote a poem last night
Original Lyrics:
I heard you on the phone last night

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