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1960s
Richard Harris', "MacArthur Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone let the cake out in the rain
Original Lyrics:
Someone left the cake out in the rain
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Take a Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the 1-2-3
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
ABBA's, "Voulez-Vous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dig in Minecraft
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' mighty proud
Elton John's, "Island Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Harlem girl
Original Lyrics:
Island Girl
Foreigner's, "Cold as Ice"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're digging for more
Original Lyrics:
You're digging for gold
Gloria Gaynor's, "I Will Survive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to die
Original Lyrics:
I used to cry
Grand Funk Railroad's, "The Loco-Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I think you got it back
Original Lyrics:
Well, I think you got the knack
R.B. Greaves', "Always Something There to Remind Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Sharon Stone
Original Lyrics:
When shadows fall
The Jam's, "The Eton Rifles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, hurray, I prefer my way
To the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles
Original Lyrics:
Hello, hurray, I'd prefer the plague
To the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles
The New Seekers', "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
(That's the song I sing)
Original Lyrics:
(That's the song I hear)
Thelma Houston's, "Don't Leave Me This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the Orkin man
Original Lyrics:
I'm at your command
Van McCoy's, "The Hustle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do Picasso!
Original Lyrics:
Do the Hustle!
 
1980s
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gotta join
Original Lyrics:
She's got a choice
Breathe's, "How Can I Fall?"
Misheard Lyrics:
It just won't give me raisins
Original Lyrics:
It just won't give me reasons
Commercial's, "Pringles"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the refried taste
Original Lyrics:
It's the deep-fried taste
Genesis', "Land of Confusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
You never can stop trying
Original Lyrics:
Use them and let's start trying
Kenny Loggins', "I'm Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
On all night
Original Lyrics:
I'm alright
Kenny Loggins', "Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll throw it all away
Original Lyrics:
I'm going all the way
Lionel Richie's, "Dancing on the Ceiling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Danson on Cheers
Original Lyrics:
dancing on the ceiling
M/A/R/R/S's, "Pump Up the Volume"
Misheard Lyrics:
Born on the bayou
Original Lyrics:
pump up the volume
Madonna's, "Cherish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, I cherish the chore
You keep bringing it into my life
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, I cherish the joy
You keep bringing it into my life
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay up
Original Lyrics:
Straight up
Rick Springfield's, "Jessie's Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm looking in the miracle of time
Original Lyrics:
And I'm looking in the mirror all the time
Simple Minds', "Don't You (Forget About Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soul Train may call us to fart
Original Lyrics:
Slow change can pull us apart
T'Pau's, "China in Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pajamas in your hand
Original Lyrics:
Are China in your hand
The Cars', "Shake it Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Datsun night
Original Lyrics:
Dance all night
The Smiths', "Ask"
Misheard Lyrics:
buxom girl from Luxembourg
Original Lyrics:
Writing frightening verse to a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg
Tina Turner's, "The Best"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better than all the guests
Original Lyrics:
Better than all the rest
Whitesnake's, "Here I Go Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know where I go
Original Lyrics:
I don't know where I'm going
Whitesnake's, "Is This Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or am I screaming?
Original Lyrics:
Or am I dreaming?
 
1990s
Alanis Morissette's, "You Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
New screen
Original Lyrics:
You scream
Belinda Carlisle's, "Little Black Book"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard your voice
I had no choice
I threw up on you
Original Lyrics:
I heard your voice
I had no choice
I hung up on you
Matchbox 20's, "3 A.M."
Misheard Lyrics:
It's 3 A.M. and I must be a worrywart
Original Lyrics:
It's 3 A.M. and I must be lonely
No Doubt's, "Spiderwebs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it's like a journey
Original Lyrics:
A likely story
Paula Abdul's, "Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
We go to dinner, 'cause opposites attract
Original Lyrics:
We go together, 'cause opposites attract
Pras Michel featuring Ol' Dirty Bastard and Mya's, "Ghetto Supastar (That is What You Are)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Supremes' scream team
Original Lyrics:
The Supreme Dream Team
Prince's, "Gold"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the theory and if you don't wanna know
Step aside and make a way for fools who want to go
Original Lyrics:
That's the theory and if you don't wanna know
Step aside and make a way for those who want to go
Sarah McLachlan's, "Building a Mystery"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where you see the Goo Goo Dolls
Original Lyrics:
Where you sleep with voodoo dolls
The KLF's, "3 A.M. Eternal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Payday
Original Lyrics:
KLF
 
2000s
Britney Spears', "Toxic"
Misheard Lyrics:
So lonely, it's taking over me
Original Lyrics:
Slowly, it's taking over me
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not gonna stand in L.A.
or
I'm not gonna stand in their way
Original Lyrics:
I'm not gonna stand here away
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, hold on to the wings of a hero
Original Lyrics:
Oh, hold on to the wings of the eagles
Depeche Mode's, "Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Je veux (something) close around me
Original Lyrics:
As your bony fingers close around me
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheen's got me like nobody
Original Lyrics:
She's got me like nobody
The Backyardigans', "The Backyardigans Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your backyard fans, the Backyardigans
Original Lyrics:
Your backyard friends, the Backyardigans
Usher's, "Yeah!"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I got up and bundled her to the floor
OR
So I got up and fondled her to the floor
Original Lyrics:
So I got up and followed her to the floor
Usher's, "Yeah!"
Misheard Lyrics:
We want a lady in the street but a freak in the band to say "Yeah!"
Original Lyrics:
We want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed to say "Yeah!"
 
2010s
Ava Max's, "Sweet But Psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can she sleep with a psycho
Original Lyrics:
she's sweet but a psycho
Melanie Martinez's, "The Principal "
Misheard Lyrics:
We will be there yelling at your different door
Original Lyrics:
We will be there yelling at your front door
 
misc
Traditional's, "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
How I wonder how you fart
Original Lyrics:
How I wonder what you are

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