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1960s
Grass Roots', "Midnight Confessions"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a ring through the daytime
Original Lyrics:
Staggering through the daytime
Iron Butterfly's, "In a Gadda-da-Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a bar with the Beatles, honey
Original Lyrics:
In a Gadda-da-Vida, honey
Lesley Gore's, "It's My Party"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's my party and I'm crying my lungs out
Original Lyrics:
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Marcie Blaine's, "Bobby's Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be Barbie's girl
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be Bobby's girl
Skeeter Davis', "The End of the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do we see Rosh Hashanah?
Original Lyrics:
Why does the sea rush ashore?
Steppenwolf's, "Magic Carpet Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you sell your feet to me
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
 
1970s
Average White Band's, "Cut the Cake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a coffee cake
Original Lyrics:
Gotta cut the cake
Barry Manilow's, "Can't Smile Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
That only seemed like years away
Original Lyrics:
That only seemed light years away
Carl Douglas', "Kung Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody loves Kung Fu fighting
Original Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Chicago's, "Colour My World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now that you're here
Original Lyrics:
Now that you're near
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s a little bit sunny
Original Lyrics:
It’s a little bit funny
GQ's, "Disco Nights (Rock Freak)"
Misheard Lyrics:
One...three!
Original Lyrics:
Rock...freak!
Gladys Knight and the Pips', "Midnight Train to Georgia"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's meeting (meeting)
Original Lyrics:
She's leaving (leaving)
Helen Reddy's, "Peaceful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody bleeding in my ear
Original Lyrics:
Nobody breathing in my ear
Helen Reddy's, "You're My World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Other eyes see the stars up in disguise
Original Lyrics:
Other eyes see the stars up in the sky
KC and the Sunshine Band's, "Get Down Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Downtown Abbey
Original Lyrics:
Get down tonight
Led Zeppelin's, "Going to California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoking my Skoal
Original Lyrics:
Smoking my stuff
Michael Jackson's, "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep up with the Bus Stop
Original Lyrics:
Keep on, with the force, don't stop
Middle of the Road's, "Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last night I caught Corona down in Wuhan
Ooh wee chirpy chirpy cheep cheep
Woke up this morning and my Covid was gone
Ooh wee chirpy chirpy cheep cheep
Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep chirp
Original Lyrics:
Last night I heard my momma singing this song
Ooh wee chirpy chirpy cheep cheep
Woke up this morning and my momma was gone
Ooh wee chirpy chirpy cheep cheep
Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep chirp
Paul McCartney's, "Maybe I'm Amazed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, I'm amazed by the way you lick me all the time
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I'm amazed by the way you're with me all the time
Stevie Wonder's, "Signed Sealed Delivered, I'm Yours"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I touch them baby boys and girls
Original Lyrics:
When I touch them, they mean nothing, girl
The Clash's, "I Fought the Law"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up on the law in a law world
Original Lyrics:
I fought the law, and the law won.
The Clash's, "White Riot"
Misheard Lyrics:
White Riot, we're out of ammo!
Original Lyrics:
White riot, a riot of my own.
 
1980s
Anita Baker's, "Giving You the Best That I Got"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's got a pinhead
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got opinions
Imagination's, "Just an Illusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a bigger back
It's just an illusion
Original Lyrics:
Could it be that
It's just an illusion
Laura Branigan's, "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria, don't you think you're foreign?
Original Lyrics:
Gloria, don't you think you're falling?
Ratt's, "Round and Round"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raoul and Raoul
Original Lyrics:
Round and Round
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
That book will never come
Original Lyrics:
That book by Nabokov
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make Josh Groban cry
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry
Whitney Houston's, "One Moment In Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a weirdo for a lifetime
Original Lyrics:
You're a winner for a lifetime
 
1990s
Ace of Base's, "Don’t Turn Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Downton Abbey
Original Lyrics:
Don’t turn around
Celine Dion's, "Call The Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
He can heal the world of farts in need of care
Original Lyrics:
He can heal the world of hearts in need of care
Maria McKee's, "Show Me Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There you go
Flashing Fievel from your eyes
Original Lyrics:
There you go
Flashing fever from your eyes
Nirvana's, "Territorial Pissings"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was an idiot
Original Lyrics:
When I was an alien
Primitive Radio Gods', "Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth..."
Misheard Lyrics:
Moonlight spells on comic books
Original Lyrics:
Moonlight spills on comic books
Republica's, "Ready to Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Mac
Original Lyrics:
Big mouth
Spice Girls', "Wannabe"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want a BMW
Original Lyrics:
If you wannabe my lover
The Lion King's, "Circle of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahhhhh Sabeniyah Abeniecineyo
Original Lyrics:
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama
Weird Al Yankovic's, "The White Stuff"
Misheard Lyrics:
What is so little?
Original Lyrics:
What's in the middle?
 
2000s
Maroon 5's, "Girls Like You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I'm buried alive
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I'm barely alive
Modern English's, "I Melt with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's nothing human eyes must do
Original Lyrics:
There's nothing you and I must do
Nas', "Nastradamus"
Misheard Lyrics:
The best s***
Original Lyrics:
The best years
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Embarrassing key to the violence we see
Original Lyrics:
En Barranquilla se baila así
 
2010s
Coldplay's, "Orphans"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna know
When I can go
Back to the orphanage
Original Lyrics:
I wanna know
When I can go
Back and be young again
Katy Perry's, "Roar"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're gonna hear me, whoa!
Original Lyrics:
And you're gonna hear me roar
Katy Perry's, "Teenage Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my spindletop jeans
Original Lyrics:
In my skin-tight jeans
Maroon 5's, "What Lovers Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oo Oo Oo Oo Oo, I pooped a ship for you
Original Lyrics:
Oh OH OH OH Oh been wishin' for you
Modern Baseball's, "Your Graduation"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been 31 years of me thinking about you every day
Original Lyrics:
It's been three whole years of me thinking about you every day
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I should be Barney
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I should be running
Taylor Swift's, "I Knew You Were Trouble"
Misheard Lyrics:
Travel travel travel
Original Lyrics:
Trouble trouble trouble

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