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1950s
Frank Sinatra's, "Come Fly with Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down and out to Tampa Bay
Original Lyrics:
Down to Acapulco Bay
 
1960s
Barrett Strong's, "Money (That's What I Want)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love can be such a frill
Original Lyrics:
Your love can be such a thrill
Bobby Darin's, "If I Were a Carpenter"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you take a woman tree
Original Lyrics:
If a tinker were my trade
The Beatles', "I Call Your Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Was I to blame for being a bear?
Original Lyrics:
Was I to blame for being unfair?
The Beatles', "Please, Please Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa yeah, what do you make me do?
Original Lyrics:
Whoa yeah, why do you make me blue?
 
1970s
Abba's, "Gimme Gimme Gimme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me through the daftness
To the break of the day
Original Lyrics:
Take me through the darkness
To the break of the day
Bay City Rollers', "Bye Bye Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish I never had known you better,
Wish I'd used a French letter
Original Lyrics:
Wish I never had known you better,
Wish I knew you before I met her
Bay City Rollers', "Remember"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when we said goodbye, you gave me your glass eye, remember
Original Lyrics:
And then we said goodbye, and made each other cry, remember
Billy Joel's, "Only the Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the Third Eye Blind
Original Lyrics:
Only the good die young
Donna Summer's, "Dim All the Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dinner tonight, sweet darling
Original Lyrics:
Dim all the lights, sweet darling
Doobie Brothers', "Listen to the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got the feeling curly, day by day
Original Lyrics:
Don't you feel it growing, day by day
Firefall's, "Cinderella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caesar salad
Original Lyrics:
Cinderella
Queen's, "Now I'm Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever comes of you and me
I'd love to leave my HIV with you
Original Lyrics:
Whatever comes of you and me
I'd love to leave my memory with you
Seals & Crofts', "Hummingbird"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hummingbird, don’t violate, violate
Original Lyrics:
Hummingbird, don’t fly away, fly away
Steve Miller Band's, "Jet Airliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I get to the 7-Eleven
Original Lyrics:
As I get on the 7 on 7
The O'Jays', "For the Love of Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two things
Original Lyrics:
Do things
Todd Rundgren's, "Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love the colorful hat she wears
Original Lyrics:
I love the colorful clothes she wears
Todd Rundgren's, "Hello It's Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nobody to me
Original Lyrics:
It's important to me
 
1980s
A-ha's, "Take On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be gone for eternity.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be gone in a day or two.
Adam And The Ants', "Antmusic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't phlegm on an ant, he's done nothing to you
Original Lyrics:
Don't tread on an ant, he's done nothing to you
Devo's, "Whip It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grant that wish!
Original Lyrics:
Crack that whip!
Devo's, "Whip It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I say whippit
Whippit's good
Original Lyrics:
I say whip it
Whip it good.
Eurythmics', "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet dreams are made of cheese,
Who am I to dis a brie?
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese,
Everybody's looking for stilton.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet dreams are made of this,
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world and the seven seas,
Everybody's looking for something.
Misheard Lyrics:
When you wanna go
Original Lyrics:
When you wanna come
Little River Band's, "Let's Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me buy you a drink, take a chance
I don't want to offer you sobriety, let's dance
Original Lyrics:
Let me buy you a drink, take a chance
I don't want it obvious if I had said, let's dance
Roberta Flack's, "Together Through the Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
M&M's will face our fears
Original Lyrics:
Hand in hand, we face our fears
St Winifred's School Choir's, "There's No One Quite Like Grandma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandma, we love you Grandma, we do
Though we put you in a home
We think of you
Original Lyrics:
Grandma, we love you Grandma, we do
Though you may be far away
We think of you
Technotronic's, "Pump Up The Jam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your booty on my foot tonight
Original Lyrics:
Get your booty on the floor tonight
Thomas Dolby's, "She Blinded Me With Science"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silence!
Original Lyrics:
Science!
 
1990s
Ace Of Base's, "All That She Wants"
Misheard Lyrics:
All that she wants is another brain in
Original Lyrics:
All that she wants is another baby
Amy Grant's, "That's What Love Is For"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, that's what lunch is for
Original Lyrics:
Baby, that's what love is for
Annie Lennox's, "No More I Love You's"
Misheard Lyrics:
The language is leaving me in science
Original Lyrics:
The language is leaving me in silence
Boyz II Men's, "Motownphilly"
Misheard Lyrics:
See if this was in the movie
Original Lyrics:
See if this one moves you
Foo Fighters', "Big Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only you
Original Lyrics:
All renew
No Doubt's, "Just a Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
This world is far too mean to hold your hand
Original Lyrics:
This world is forcing me to hold your hand
Randy Newman's, "Strange Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Space age
or
Space ranger
Original Lyrics:
Strange things
Shanice's, "I Love Your Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talking and showing my erection
Original Lyrics:
Time came and showed me your direction
Soundgarden's, "Spoonman"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends are in the end.
Original Lyrics:
All my friends are Indians.
The Fugees', "No Woman No Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hate a little sister
Original Lyrics:
Hey little sister
Xscape's, "Just Kickin' It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just kiddin'
Original Lyrics:
Just kickin'
 
2000s
Amy Winehouse's, "Tears Dry On Their Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
When there's so many weirder things at hand
Original Lyrics:
When there's so many bigger things at hand
Anastacia's, "Paid My Dues"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s a struggle,
Try my butt hole
Original Lyrics:
It’s a struggle,
Tryin’ a bubble
Christina Aguilera's, "Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are 2'4"
Original Lyrics:
You are beautiful
Nelly's, "Pimp Juice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink juice
Original Lyrics:
Pimp Juice
Norah Jones', "Sunrise"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I said who?
Original Lyrics:
And I said ooh...
Trapt's, "Headstrong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck a N*****
Suck a N***** head contemplating everything you ever said
Original Lyrics:
Circling your
Circling your head contemplating everything you ever said
 
2010s
Carly Rae Jepsen's, "Call Me Maybe"
Misheard Lyrics:
After sigh ten's wheel
Original Lyrics:
At first sight and it's real
Carly Rae Jepsen's, "Call Me Maybe"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's hard to look right at your baby
Original Lyrics:
It's hard to look right at you baby
Justin Timberlake's, "Can’t Stop the Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a legend
Just a legend
Just a legend
Original Lyrics:
Just imagine
Just imagine
Just imagine
Maroon 5's, "Girls Like You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spent the weekend getting eaten.
Original Lyrics:
Spent the weekend getting even.

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