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1950s
Bing Crosby's, "Easter Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be all in COVID
Original Lyrics:
I'll be all in clover
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sad sack a-s***tin' on a block of stone
Original Lyrics:
The sad sack was sittin' on a block of stone
Gene Autry's, "Peter Cottontail"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got Jeremy and Tommy
Original Lyrics:
He's got jelly beans for Tommy
 
1960s
The Association's, "Along Comes Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then along comes marriage
Original Lyrics:
And then along comes Mary
Tommy James And The Shondells', "Crimson And Clover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Printed in clover
Original Lyrics:
Crimson and clover
Unit Four Plus Two's, "Concrete And Clay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neuter me
Original Lyrics:
You to me
 
1970s
Andy Gibb's, "An Everlasting Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where are the teams of yesterday?
Original Lyrics:
Where are the tears of yesterday?
Bee Gees', "You Should Be Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
What ya doin', Eddie Betts?
Original Lyrics:
What ya doin' on your back?
Bill Withers', "Use Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until you lose me, mom
Original Lyrics:
Until you use me up
Boney M.'s, "Brown Girl in the Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
All had java runtime
Original Lyrics:
All had water run dry
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Don't Bring Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bring me down, gross!
Original Lyrics:
Don't bring me down, gruß!
Elton John and Kiki Dee's, "Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go breakin' my arms
Original Lyrics:
Don't go breakin' my heart
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas Day
When the New York Times forgot its name.
Original Lyrics:
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said, 'God is Dead!'
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
To avoid constipation
She never kept the same Andrex
Original Lyrics:
To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
Status Quo's, "Rockin' All Over the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coughin' all over the world
Original Lyrics:
Rockin' all over the world
Suzi Quatro's, "Devil Gate Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well your mama don't know why your sister won't grow
Original Lyrics:
Well your mama don't know where your sister done go
The Carpenters', "(They Long To Be) Close to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the day that you were born Hell's Angels got together
Original Lyrics:
On the day that you were born the angels got together
The Cars', "Let's Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Explode
Original Lyrics:
Let's go
 
1980s
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to make that Mozzarella steak
Original Lyrics:
Aruba Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
Bermuda Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo Montego baby why don't we go
Erasure's, "A Little Respect"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little something to make me scream
Original Lyrics:
A little something to make me sweeter
Erasure's, "A Little Respect"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little something to make me scream
Original Lyrics:
A little something to make me sweeter
Irene Cara's, "Flashdance (What A Feeling)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a feeling (I am Lucifer)
Keep believing (I am risen now)
Original Lyrics:
What a feeling (I am music now)
Being's believing (I am rhythm now)
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mumma said to invest in Microsoft
Original Lyrics:
Ma-ma se, ma-ma sa, ma-ma coo sa.
Parliament's, "Agony of Defeet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a ??? big blue
or
I've got a ton of feet for you
Original Lyrics:
I've got a toe to pick with you
Parliament's, "Agony of Defeet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the grinner
I need just a little more foot
Original Lyrics:
Just like the drummer
I need just a little more foot
Prince's, "Raspberry Beret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jazz Miracle Plane
The kind you buy in a 2nd hand store
Original Lyrics:
Raspberry beret
The kind you find in a secondhand store
Suzanne Vega's, "Luka"
Misheard Lyrics:
My name's George Lucas
Original Lyrics:
My name is Luka
 
1990s
Blackstreet's, "Before I Let You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't say good vibes, say good night
Original Lyrics:
So don't say good-bye, say good night
CeCe Peniston's, "Finally"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I just cannot buy it
Original Lyrics:
And I just cannot hide it
Changing Faces', "Stroke You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you mind if I stress you out?
Original Lyrics:
Do you mind if I stroke you up?
Diana Ross', "When You Tell Me That You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the impossible I won't do
Original Lyrics:
All the impossible I wanna do
Eternal's, "Angel Of Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deep inside, I need a shovel
Original Lyrics:
Deep inside I need to show
Fatboy Slim's, "Right Here, Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
You might find that love's not real
Original Lyrics:
Waking up to find your love's not real
Foo Fighters', "Monkey Wrench"
Misheard Lyrics:
What it takes
Original Lyrics:
One in ten
Garbage's, "Stupid Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't wait
Original Lyrics:
You can't waste
Monica's, "Angel of Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
A chicken for you
Original Lyrics:
I'm checking for you
Nick Berry's, "Heartbeat"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be packed
Original Lyrics:
Riddle-dee-pat
Nightcrawlers', "Push the Feeling On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life with a feeling
And life with a spoon
Original Lyrics:
Their lives again
Their lives will pull us through
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Under the Bridge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under the bridge, my son,
Could not get it up!
Original Lyrics:
Under the bridge downtown,
I could not get enough
Seal's, "Crazy "
Misheard Lyrics:
In a scuffle of people
Only some want to fly
'Cause they're not crazy
Original Lyrics:
In a sky full of people
Only some want to fly
Isn't that crazy?
Sublime's, "What I Got"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a Dalmatian
Original Lyrics:
I got a donation
The Offspring's, "Way Down the Line"
Misheard Lyrics:
The orgasm mom had her
Original Lyrics:
As young as her mom when she had her
 
2000s
Christina Aguilera's, "What a Girl Wants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bubba Gump wants, Bubba Gump needs
Original Lyrics:
What a girl wants, what a girl needs
Jonathan Coulton's, "Still Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
How 'bout your science
Original Lyrics:
Aperture science
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, she's so sexy I emailed my fantasy
Of refugees lying back with the Fugees in a third world country
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, she's so sexy, every man's fantasy
A refugee like me back with the Fugees from a third world country
Ying Yang Twins', "Salt Shaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake it like a song s***
Original Lyrics:
Shake it like a salt shaker
 
2010s
Eric Church's, "Lightning"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see the preacher’s eyes, as my dog cries
Original Lyrics:
I see the preacher’s eyes as my daughter cries
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken farted onto my knees
Original Lyrics:
Shaking falling onto my knees
 
christian
4Him's, "The Basics of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday we are wide awake
Original Lyrics:
Someday we all will awake
 
country
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
You must be a chauffer, right?
Original Lyrics:
You must be joking, right?

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